Nick's 5 surviving tips for men.

- Never argue with an idiot. They bring you down to their level and beat you with experience.

- Never be rude to waiters as they will spit into your food.

- Always walk behind your wife or gf so that when you look at girls she won't know. Some more can show you're a gentleman.

- Never carry your wife / gf's handbag. You may be targeted by gays.

- Don't wear crocodile underwear as they are huge and when you bend down the whole world can see.