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http://elvina33.blogspot.com/2006/01/wanna-be-her-valentine.html
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Dear Elvina,
I am writing to you after reading your blog. Allow me to introduce a very special friend of mine too, Ah Bear. Although how soft-spoken and blur person he may be, I am convinced he make the perfect Valentine's Day date for your friend.
You wrote Cheryl is patient, very kind and extremely "teasable".
Well, Bear happen to be an ardent enthusiast for that particular flavor, “teasable” although he doesn't know how make fun of someone playfully. Trust me, he knows all about the act of teasing because he constantly been the receiving end of being mock......by me.
Before any further introduction, let me attach picture of him.
Please do not look at the outer wrapper of the package, inside is a fully furnished world around him called muscle. I can assure you that your friend will be as safe as on board the Titanic with him as Valentine's date.
He's straight (although I have my doubt) and currently single. .....in fact he never had any girlfriend before. Clearly, his social skills need to be refined but no worry as he has some basic skills which some women love. He is a great friend, a good listener with an amazingly patient personality. He can just sit there like a person suffers from three delusions (1) smile (2) nod (3) stare.
If you still don't think Bear is the right person for her, let me yet attach another picture of Bear.
Understand you have strict criteria for the date for your friend.
You wrote.....
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- Someone who can connect with her intellectually
- Pleasant looking
- Makes her laugh; someone with a sense of humor
- Trustworthy
- Good tempered
- Preferably someone who drives (cos she stays quite out of the way)
- Financially stable
- Well-spoken
- Level of Horniness - 8/10
- Romanticism will be a BIG plus
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Allow me to address all this issue on Bear's behalf.
You want: Someone who can connect with her intellectually.
He may be not intellectually as you expected but he make up in his shortcoming as a good listener with an amazingly patient personality like I said. With his head nodding and drooping, always this will be one of his most powerful tools to connect with the Cheryl.
You want: Pleasant looking
Loving is not just looking at each other, it's looking in the same direction.
You want: Makes her laugh; someone with a sense of humor.
Looking at Bear will cause you giggle uncontrollably like you're having a seizure.
You want: Trustworthy
Look no further, Ah Bear IS the man.
You want: Good tempered
Bear has a handicap that is his good tempered. Being bully by me for more than ten years, I can vouch for him in front of my dirty pair of underwear.
You want: Preferably someone who drives (cos she stays quite out of the way)
Drive? He ride bicycle. But in this world, there a thing call TAXI.
You want: Financially stable
He is financially stable but forgive him for not winning the lottery last night. Rest assure, he's not in debt.
You want: Well-spoken
Soft-spoken and well-spoken is almost the same thing. Sama sama.
You want: Level of Horniness – 8/10
Not sure. You have to ask him yourself. I know mine though. Whenever I feel horny, I know that my 2 hands are my best friend. I give myself a 10/10.
You want: Romanticism will be a BIG plus
He is the modern Romeo. Once he wrote a poem for a girl. It goes like this, “You jump, I jump.”
Lastly, I am not very good at promoting my friend in a flowery way. Nevertheless, I hope I could get a favorable reply from you. I believe Bear and Cheryl will have much fun if given the chance.
Yours,
Nick How
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