Have you ever walk behind someone walking so so slow that you have to hold yourself back from stabbing them?

I have and I thought to myself......hey move it long your fat ass. Don't block the earth from spinning.

You ever walk next to a stranger who wants to walk the same speed as you?

I have and I thought to myself....get the fuck away from me. What are we....on a date here?

Why do I think this way? Hmmm.....

Anyway, I present you Japan magic.

Part One.

Part Two

Part Three