What was your most recent embarrassment moment?

It happened to me 2 days ago. I seldom use POSB ATM, must be months ago. So when I inserted my card in at the same time daydreaming. The machine suddenly activate a voice like "welcome' I think. It's took me completely by surprise, my body startled like alarm buzzer. Just imagine those people who saw me, blood rushed to my face as I became flushed with embarrassment.

What was your most recent frightening experience?

It happened last night when I reached home about 4am. After parking, walked to my block. As usual streets was quiet, no human was visible as far as my eye could see. Press lift, scan around to see any gay molester might be lurking near by. Nothing.

Lift came, went it. When the door about to close, there was this cockroach also try to take same lift as me. Door closed, cockroach was caught in between the door. It thought it was the end, but oh no, I was wrong.

Here come the scary part, this cockroach somehow managed to wiggle its way free, and it's FLY.

That's right, me with flying cockroach inside the lift!

My instinct took over and my hands was swing wildly with my legs jumping around like a mad man doing disco dancing. To compensate for any deficiencies in my stance in case this cockroach do not take the 'don't mess with me' hint, I swear to you that I did a pale imitation of Bruce Lee howling noises with his cha cha kungfu moves inside the lift.

In short, I was like a man being bitten by a dog bitten with rabies; MAD and extremely dangerous.

Somehow the cockroach must be arouse by my scream, landed on the lift floor and I gave quickly, without any hesitation step on it, flattened like a pan cake.

One small step for cockroach, is a giant leap relieves for mankind.
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