Everyone has a deep, dark secret. Sometimes these secrets are so deep and so dark that we don't even know what they are ourselves.
Let me start off by starting mine. It's not dark secret by the way, you don't want to know what is my DARK secret.
During my secondary school days, I often went to Outram Secondary school which was just a stone throw from my house to do self study. There, they have long tables and long chairs for everybody to do their revision. This school have a swimming pool and often I see some girls leaving the school's premise about 8 or 9pm after they finished their swim. I think it extra curriculum activities for them.
The girls would bathe after their swim and this was the fun part.
Our leader of my group would decide when is the best time time to proceed on with our 'mission'. Once confirm our “commanding officer” gave us the signal and we sneak to the other side of the girl's bathroom (outside compound). The bathroom have small window opening on the top (for fresh air) which allows us to watch them bath. One person will act as human ladder while the other climb on his shoulder to peep. So long you keep quiet, victim would never know.
I was like 14 years old only and I saw boob for the first time....hahaha
So what are my friends secret?
Let's find out. The usual, lady first.
Vi
What is my secret? I want you. hehehe
Rachel
Why must I tell you? Why ..why? Hey, I don't feel talking leh. Ok lah, actual not much. Three months ago, I strike lottery. First prize some more. But I didn't tell anybody not even my family. Afraid they might borrow from me, lor.
Stephanie
It's no big secret. Tell you a big big secret. In fact I'm a Angel send from Heaven to save the word. How to save you and your friends? Buy insurance from me! *laughing*
Toh
You know me, last time big gangster. Many years ago I remember I got into this gang fight, I cut off my opponent's arm. Until now never get caught.
Roger
Is my hair messy? My secret is my hair.......tell you you also don't believe. It's artificial hair! I've been bald many hair liao.
Old Veg
I smell my wife underwear. Don't bother me, me very busy hor.
Melvin
My wife raise her voice, I scared til like my shit almost burst out. Not only that, she beat me as well. Of course in front of my friends must be macho a bit meh. Shsss don't tell nobody.
Lam
Like to watch pervert porn film. Kind of turn me on. (Rubbing his 2 hands together)
Khoon
Think first.......secret? Very hard......I don't have but hold on! Hold one one second! Oh yes, my ex-wife have! She's a fucking lesbian and I don't even know about this until she run away with a fucking butch.
Bear
I want to sing a song by Michael Jackson call “BAD”.
Here goes,
Your butt is mine
Gonna tell you right
Just show your face
In broad daylight
I'm telling you
On how I feel
Gonna hurt your ass
Don't shoot to kill
Come on,
Because I'm gay, I'm gay-come on
(Gay gay-really, really gay)
You know I'm gay, I'm gay-you know it
(Gay Gay-really, really gay)
And the whole world has to
Answer right now
Just to tell you once again,
Who's GAY
Joe
Uncle, I got what secret? You like that take picture of me...what secret I have left.
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