This morning I was having breakfast in a coffee shop at Chinatown, there was this man came over to my seat grinning at me. Took me a while to register who is he. Ah.......he is my sec 4 classmate. You do your own math to know how long I haven't seen this man.

I did a quick analyze on him and he has a bald spot on his forehead. It shocked me total simply because during my secondary school days, he is considered one of the the handsome hunk around. Now he looked so....old now. He's now married with 2 kids. How time files.......

We chatted and he asked me if I'm married. I said, “No”. Then he go on saying unmarried men in are rather pervert, kind of unbalance in their thinking.

Him: You know, most of my colleagues are bachelors in their 40s and 50s.

Me: Ok

Him: They are gay. Eeeeeiee

Me: Ya lor

Him: Cannot imagine doing each other. Phui

Me: True

Him: Have a girlfriend now?

Me: Nope

Him: You're into this as well, I mean that gay stuff?

Me: (I nearly spilled on my coffee) Of course not, man!

Him: Really?

Me: Hello, do I look like gay

Him: Can't tell, in all honestly.

I am emotional disturbed, folks. Better don't out with Bear too often.
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