About my reference about this girl working part time waitress in a pub, she will stay anonymous and I shall name her Angel.

Came looking for me after my work in Shenton way today and she is still wearing her ITE school uniform! Apparently, she held my hand when we cross the road in the busy Shenton way street. I felt freaking embarrassed to be honest cos I can sensed all eyes were feasting on me. Me, holding hands with a girl in school uniform!

MY GOD!
Feel like jumping on a moving car and kill myself.

Although lying is my part of my surviving tools but during dinner finally I told her my actual age. She said she don't mind.

Huh? What can I do?
Since she wants to continue this “game”, I bravely accept.
So we had our first kiss.

Send her to work in the evening and I went to another pub with my friends. At night, while I was in another pub, she called and asked to me to sleep over her place tonight.

Huh? What can I do?
Since she wants this “game”, I again accept.

Her rented house is poorly furnished and in a mess. Maybe it just me because those friends of mine whom been to my place should know my high standard in term of neat and tidiness. So after settled everything, she went to bathe and I explored her house.

She shouted while she is in bathroom, asking me to sit in the living room and not turn my head because she will be wrapping herself in a towel. (From bathroom to her room)

Huh? What can I do?
I obeyed.

Minutes later, she turned off the light in her bedroom and asking me to join her in bed. I looked at the clock, it was 4:30am.

I went in.
It's was pitch-dark.
Even I can't see my hands when I place infront of me.
Slowly but surely, I saw a figure sitting on her bed with her back facing me.
It was motionless.
Gear grip me suddenly.
I move closer to get a better look.
She was fully naked.

I'm not making this up folks and like I said, “Huh, what I can I do?”

So what did I do? We just slept, I did absolutely nothing.

Sound irrational and absurd, given the reputation that I am a “buaya” and this kind of temptation, I did nothing?

It's true, simply because I don't have a condom with me.

I left her house for work in the morning for work. As for Saturday and Sunday, follow as plan as I mentioned yesterday.
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Recently I knew this girl working part-time in a pub as a waitress. She's a local, 22 years old and still studying. Met her 3 times during my visit to this pub (As I'm typing this, it's only 3 times). Oh, yes she looked like any girl next door, pretty average.

1) Got her number when I first met her but never called her.
2) Met her the second time in the pub and after that we started exchanged sms.
3) After the third time when I met her (pub), our sms is getting mushy and we began to chat on the phone as well.

Guess what?

She invited me to stay over at her place this coming weekend!

Currently, what I do know about her.

She rented a place outside to stay and her landlord will be flying to another place for a month, therefore I can go up her place (landlord forbid any guys visitors). Also her landlord do not allow her to keep dogs in her house unless she's not around (overseas) and thus she kept her dogs in the pets boarding.

Did I mention, she's a Singaporean?

I asked her why she chose to stay alone and her answered was, “Tell you when I know you better”. After that, I never asked again.

For our first date this coming weekend, she also came up with this itinerary for both of us.

Saturday – She suggest we meet up and watch movie. After that have our dinner proceed to collect her dogs from the pet hotel. Together we bring along her 2 Jack Russel for a walk before headed back her place. Spend the night over there.

Sunday - In the morning, have breakfast together at the coffee shop near her house and in afternoon she want to revise her school work while I'll be at her place watching TV or play with her dogs. In the evening after dinner, I go back home first and she will send back her 2 Jack Russel to pet boarding before she going to work (part-time waitress).

Are you folks, shocked?
I am definitely.

First of all, I never dated a student before, after joining the work force.

Secondly, I never dated her before and our very first dated, I get to spend in night at her place just 2 of us!

Thirdly, I am freaking afraid of DOG! There 2 Jack Russell terrier. (Oh ya, I remember she told me she own 2 dogs and I asked her what MODEL. She told me should be called, breed not model. Hahaha, what a freaking disgrace.)

Lastly, she don't even know how old I am. (She did asked me, but I lied)

Amazing, isn't it? Our education system is pretty much screw up, I guess.

So, will I be spending the weekend at her place? Of course, I got nothing to lose and in fact I was thinking to whether along necessary precaution like........(figure out yourself)

Will field report after the weekend. Stay tune.
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This morning I was having breakfast in a coffee shop at Chinatown, there was this man came over to my seat grinning at me. Took me a while to register who is he. Ah.......he is my sec 4 classmate. You do your own math to know how long I haven't seen this man.

I did a quick analyze on him and he has a bald spot on his forehead. It shocked me total simply because during my secondary school days, he is considered one of the the handsome hunk around. Now he looked so....old now. He's now married with 2 kids. How time files.......

We chatted and he asked me if I'm married. I said, “No”. Then he go on saying unmarried men in are rather pervert, kind of unbalance in their thinking.

Him: You know, most of my colleagues are bachelors in their 40s and 50s.

Me: Ok

Him: They are gay. Eeeeeiee

Me: Ya lor

Him: Cannot imagine doing each other. Phui

Me: True

Him: Have a girlfriend now?

Me: Nope

Him: You're into this as well, I mean that gay stuff?

Me: (I nearly spilled on my coffee) Of course not, man!

Him: Really?

Me: Hello, do I look like gay

Him: Can't tell, in all honestly.

I am emotional disturbed, folks. Better don't out with Bear too often.
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Long time no see this Melvin, haven't go out with him in donkey's months. The last time I went out with him my wrinkles haven't taken up resident on my face yet. Pick him up at his work place in Shenton way and we're off for lunch.

We had bak ku teh (pork rib tea soup) in Tanjong pagar complex. This is a classic Singaporean treat! As I sipped the broth and spooned it over my rice, my bowl of bak ku teh was topped off with more hot, peppery broth. Damn good services and Melvin nodded his approval.

(Behind his smile, there wrinkles)

As I study Melvin just below his eyes, fine lines was everywhere and his arms had pigmentation spot. Goodness me, he is in even worst conditions than I am.

We're are getting old!
This is end of the world!

After lunch, went to Shaw centre to collect my lap backpack and proceed to Far East Plaza. We shopped there while waiting for Bear to join us. When Bear finally arrived, it's like “X-Men United"

(Lady in pink likes to pose, apparently)



After some small talk, we the 3 Amigos mingled with the crowds devoted our time to "look see, look see" activity in Far East Plaza.

(Bear likes shopping)

(Melvin likes it better)

You know, the clothes there is very trendy but it's not suitable for the 3 middle age amigos. Meant for teenagers so you guess it, no buy.

As we were walking and intended to cross over the DFS Galleria, I spotted my Brother, his wife and my nephew. Very surprised to bump into them and situation like this, of course I dragged my nephew along for mini tour in Orchard. He, too wanted very much wanted to spend some time with me. I am his fave Uncle.

So 3 amigos movie has been rename to 3 men and a child.

No need to write too much as pictures tell a thousand stories, right?

(Nephew laughing at Bear for unknown reason)

(Nephew is well escorted)

(Bear & my nephew became best friend)

(Bear teaching nephew trick)

(2 bodyguards)


(Adult had much fun as kid do)

Personally, I found out that bringing a kid along was quite fun. Have I been any different today from my usual self? Of course! With my nephew around, my eyes constantly fix on him instead of some chick's boob.

My behavior tend to alter when with kid. I am better discipline, more civilize.


(My sixth sense tells me, Melvin likes to be film)



Clearly, the star of the day was NOT the 3 Amigos but my nephew!
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There is a new proposed amendments to the Public Transport Council Act introduce in Paraliament. Bus, taxi fare cheats could end up in jail!

Amazing, isn't it? I reckon ¼ of the Singaporean will do time at least once in their life time. Is this the Swiss standard of living we are talking about? So much so for compassion and grace society.

It says,

Bus companies, for example, lose an estimated $9 million a year to fare cheats. Typically, a dishonest commuter taps his ez-link card on the exit reader well before his intended stop. This way, he is charged a lower fare.

My comments,

How do the bus companies arrived at this figure?

$9 million a year is about $25,000 a day. Assuming everybody cheat 10 cents, that 250,000 commuters cheat each day! Now, if really that many, how do they know?

Was 250,000 commuters caught cheating? If not, how do they arrived at this figure? NKF also told us, their reserves can only last 3 years but in fact it could last 20 years.

The bus companies spent millions implement ezlink system and yet they are still ineffective against cheats. Despite all the overcharging by ezlink, forgotten to tap when alighting therefore the full fares was collected and yet losing $9 million a year to cheat?

Is this a joke???

Ezlink was setup to reduce the 1 million dollars lost annually for bus fare cheats after setting up instead lose $9 million year? EZ link system that is supposed to solve the problem of cheating, and yet, after spending millions on this system they still cannot solve the problem.

The EZ link system is expensive and doesn't deliver its promise.

What if the bus company overcharge the commuters? Do the drivers or one of their management go to jail?

Very soon, we will need to pay for parking and COE for our bicycle.

This day will come, I tell you.
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Last week, was staring at the mirror while shaving, I saw something that freaked me out. I stumbled upon of great important! I surveyed once more and established what was the find of the decade!

There was this few damned crease line decided to take up residence on my face! It was a wrinkle! I have ageing lines near my eyes! God save me!!!

And who cares if it was a wrinkle, hello, I do.........now.

I always swore I would embrace the procession of time and the wisdom that came with it. I would age gracefully just as my friends have. Then I discovered my first crease line and freaked me out. I said the first thing that popped into my head. "Shit"

What's more astonishing was, listen to this. I spoke about this to a friend of mine, he's around my age and he already started using those prevent fine lines and wrinkles cream years back.

He recommended me to use Nivea product for men.

Then I told another friend (around my age) about my problem and he is using Nugeno face lifting cream to prevent wrinkles!

My goodness!

Serious, I don't expect normal men unlike those in the celebrities business to apply anti-ageing product on top of after-shave lotions. I guess men are more aware of their appearance now and many use their wife's creams.

What's more unexpected was........finally, I brought some anti-wrinkle and radiant youth essence myself.

Darn....this is so unbelievable.

Recently, I started checking for any potential baldness sign and few years down the road, I reckon, viagra will be on my list as well.

Sigh!

You know what is the hottest news in Singapore right now?
Dengue mosquitoes!

What's so scary about this dengue fever is that, it may be fatal. Picture this, you eat healthy, stay healthy and kanna this maybe you're gone for good.

Nothing will stop the dengue mosquitoes from breeding in these weather. In fact, there no countries had succeeded in stopping this annoying mosquitoes. One of the truly remarkable facts about mosquitoes is their ability to adapt. Ever wish those pesky little creatures would just go away permanently?

Don't count on it. Mosquitoes have been around for more than millions of years. They are able to adapt and refine accordingly and thus stand the test of time.

The one thing, I can't stand mosquitoes is, they tend to leave bites on your tender parts especially the crotch area .........you'll get the idea when the itchiness kickoff. I often wonder why this damn pests like to bites that area so much.

Finally, I know why.

Only female mosquitoes suck......blood, male mosquitoes don't.

I read up from Channel News Asia website that local celeb Sharon Au goes back to school.

It says,

1) The 30-year-old, who is a regular face on MediaCorp TV Channel 8 variety shows, is leaving at the end of the month.

2) A former straight-A student, she was awarded the scholarship by MediaCorp about five years ago.

3) She has to go now because the scholarship contract expires this year.

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I says,

A) It's good news for the viewers. We no longer have to endure her acting cute at the age of thirty.

B) Her acting/hosting skills not to mention her Mandarin is SI BEI AU

C) I can watch Ch U safety again knowing I will not get any seizures simulated by her.
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It's hard to believe that its been months since my visit to JB. Bear needed a good massage over there and I can't let him go alone, can't I?

Like a schedule, we followed our routine strictly especially if it involves good food. First stop was the curry fishhead. For unknown reason, I think it's taste better than the average curry fishhead sold in Singapore.



You guys read it all before too often, so what's new? Nothing.
Taste was just as good. Nothing more, nothing less.

Bear wanted to have Thai tradition massage, unfortunately it was not open. What is a Thai massage? Well, you start by laying on your back, and the therapist uses gentle compression and stretching techniques to open up your body, beginning with you legs.



Now you know, Bear like being torture. If he ever was caught in a war by our enemies, I'm very sure he will not reveal any information. He can withstand any abuse throw in at him. I'm sure of that.

How about me? I don't go to that extreme. I never like stretching, yes I'm afraid of pain. We opt for Chinese massage instead.
Damage: RM60/- (1 hrs)

After a good relaxation, it is time for dinner. Been to this place whereby they served raw food on hot stone.

(Bear is cooking like chef)

Nothing to write about this place as I did mentioned before.

(Mine, I like it raw)

The clip below: Ah Bear's face is damn serious. He is obvious have a lot of passion, patience and pride in his cooking. In real life, he never pick up a pan before.



The clip below: Bear was teaching me how steak should be cook. The man is pleased with himself and his steak. As for my steak, I just leave it one side to cook. Not too cook, medium rare will do.



(I block off the sound)

Rachel sent me an email couple of days back asking me why I did not do a write up for the Project Superstars. To be honest, I seldom watch CH 5, Ch 8 & Ch U ever since I subscribed to svc. But I know that this show is quite a phenomenon as everybody seem talking about it. Even the aunties (cashier) working in 7-11 near my place was asking me if I'm rushing home to watch Superstars when I brought my cigarettes.

So do a late comment on Superstars as Rachel requested.

Actual fact, I did catch a little bit of this show this season says about 10 min each time. I don't listened to the contestants sing (switched to other channel) instead I wanted hear out what the judges said.

Before I forget, I notice when the male contestants were vote out, they always cries like a child as if their fave toy being taken from them. Why so emotional?

About the judges.



Li Wei Song - Err.......I'm not a fan of Chinese song so I don't know what is his achievement in Chinese music. I know he used to be a singer/writer so how many hit song he got under his belt? Can he really sing better than those contestant? Is he hotter than Sun Yan Zi or Ah Du in his heyday? No? But I know one thing, he loves talking. Of all the Judges, he talked the most.



Li Fei Hui – Wau lau, this guy BEST! What's this guy's profession? He appeared more than those Getai singers performing during the hungry Ghost festival. He's looked so Hokkein and so peng. Is he a Hokkien singer in disguise? His smile is so....imagine u're a gal and he smile to you. You know what he want liao.



Ye Pei Fen - Looked like educated old Ah Lian to me. Read up and found out she came in tops in Talentime many many years back. She won that only competition and that time, our policemen still wearing short pant. Spend a lot of time revolves around criticizing how inappropriate the contestants dresses and I think her dressing is far worst than anyone else Take a look at her bombastic hairstyle, you will understand.



Fang Zhong Hua – His grading was quite biased, I figure. Enough said.



Xu Huan Liang – His comment is short and sharp. Therefore, I'll short and sharp as well. No comment.

In the end, Weilian won. It's a fact that Kelly performed better and even the judges were agreed. Kelly has out dance, out sing Kelvin whereby he just stand there & sing. Some said, he got the advantage over Kelly because he's visually handicapped and attracts sympathy votes.

In my opinion, it's the votes that count. You see, it's not all about "technical abilities" on the day of the competition. If it were, we could have Talentine back, why bother with public vote? The judges and recording company could decide who the winner then.

At the end of the day, I guess Weilian have charisma and “renqi” to exert a certain influence on vote.

It's goes same with any person campaigned for election. However I have no idea why G. Bush was elected 2nd term in office. He does not possess any of the above mention.

I had a bad dream last night. It was really really bad. This nightmare, neither was the ghosts nor the atmosphere that scared me but rather it was my own self.

I dreamed myself committed murder.

In this dream, I killed 3 men all by slitting their throat, blood was dripping profusely on the floor and I watched them bleed to death. I have no idea why I did it, but I remember I felt no fear or remorse.

The only concern was how to run from the law. Fear then gripped me like a cold hand over my heart and it was more than fear, it was a pathological terror. I guess this is how fugitive feel.

Why I have this dream?
Why can't I control my dream?
Why can't I dream about my sex fantasy instead? How fun it would be then, sigh.

I was dispatched to the ship via a launch, my objective was to board the ship. In this mission, things can go wrong. Nope, I was not in my reservist training rather it's my job if I have vessel to attend.

Trust me, things can go wrong when out in the sea. Heavy rain, strong wind and bad current may capsize big vessel, let alone small launch. Even one is a extremely good swimmers, but against mother nature he's as helpless as a baby.

For those larger boat is not safe even when alongside. I took these pictures when I was in Clifford Pier on my way out. She was sank off at Clifford piers jetty.







My launch is about five times smaller than the capsize boat. What you think of my chance out in the open sea if there's an accident? Just on the record, there are no life jacket available in some launch.

Damn, I'm putting my life on the line for my work. Not worth it.

Stephanie was at Temasek Tower in the afternoon. Since I've shifted here, haven't seen her quite awhile. Everytimes we met, l felt like she interrogate........interrogate was such a strong word. Let me rephrased that. I felt like she conducting an interview for job candidates. Asking me questions from work to my leisure time and even my date.

Took pictures of her for my blog and it's my incompetent, somehow she managed to snatch my mobile phone and deleted off her pics. I can see, she is getting aggressive these days. Possibly suffer from gamehobia? A fear of marriages.

Yes, she getting married soon.

I remember that I haven't done my interview on Stephanie in my blog, so I employed a more amiable approached first since she exhibited extremely violent behaviors.

Me: So tell me, when are you getting married?

Stephanie: Not sure.

Me: Huh, I thought you already applied for house?

Stephanie: Yeah, but still not so soon.

Me: Well, your boyfriend is sure one lucky chap.

Stephanie: Of course.

(Sensing she's getting more comfortable, I decided to commence my interview)

Me: You don't mind me asking......how your sex life?

Stephanie: I'm a professional, a financial planner, you know.

Me: I know.

Stephanie: I'm a professional, a financial planner, you shouldn't ask.

Me: Why?

Stephanie: Because I'm a professional, a TOP financial planner.

Me: So?

Stephanie: Why do you always ask about sex, I wonder?

Me: It's increase my viewership.

Stephanie: Let's just say, can fish survive without water?

*Both of us laughing like a pair of hyena*

(Anyway my conscience is getting the better of me these days, I settled for today.)

Me: Nevermind, we have another interview some day.

Look at the video below, she's very camera shy.

(She actually smile)

Nevermind folks, I'll get a full interview with her.