Thursday, March 10, 2005

I guess you guys must have seen the movie "Lord of the Rings" and someone actually wrote the movie's characters in a very humor way.

It called, "Lord of the Ring secret Diaries"

If you can't remember to movie scene or have no humor at all, then most probably you wouldn't enjoy it.
I have upload some pics in case you forgot the characters.

Here a few sample extract,

The very secret diary of Aragorn.
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Day One:
Ringwraiths killed: 4 Vs good.
Met up with Hobbits. Walked forty miles. Skinned a squirrel and ate it.
Still not King.

Day 28:
Beginning to find Frodo disturbingly attractive. Have a feeling if I make a move, Sam would kill me.
Also, hairy feet kind of a turn-off. Still not King.

Day 34:
Frodo went to Mordor. Said he was going alone, but took Sam with him. Why?
My God, is everyone in this movie gay but me?
Not so sure about me either. Still not King, goddammit.

The very secret diary of Legolas.
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Day One:
Went to Council of Elrond. Was prettiest person there.
Agreed to follow some tiny little man to Mordor to throw ring into volcano.
Very important mission -- gold ring so tacky

Day Four:
Boromir so irritating. Why must he wear big shield like dinner plate all the time?
Climbed up Caradhras but wimpy humans who cannot walk on snow insisted we climb back down.
Am definitely prettiest member of the Fellowship. Go me!

Day Six:
Far too dark in Mines of Moria to brush hair properly. Am very afraid I am developing a tangle.
Orcs so silly.
Still the prettiest

The very secret diary of Boromir.
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Day One:
Went to Council of Elrond. Aragorn acting all superior as usual. He thinks he's so great because he's shagging that bit of elf crumpet on the side. I mean just because someone has a broad chest, firm, defined muscles, an outdoorsy tan and loads of manly stubble doesn't mean that....what? Got distracted there for a bit. Seem to have agreed to go on some sort of mission while distracted by Aragorn's enormous...rudeness.
Ooops.

Day Four:
Frodo dropped Ring today. Picked it up, but Aragorn made me give it back. Arrogant bastard.
Wonder how he'd feel with Horn of Gondor shoved right up his......
Stupid Ring.

Day 33 :
Frodo being all weird about the Ring. Won't even let me look at it. Must admit I had a bit of a tussle with him trying to get a gander at it. Rolled around on him till he went invisible. Resisted urge to have a little cuddle (made easier when he punched me in the face). Aragorn would be jealous. Ha!

Funny, right?

Here the site http://www.subreality.com/chimericon/secretdiaries.htm

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