I know him.
He likes to keep silent about almost everything. As a friend, I think I ought to help him. Since he can't secure an interview, probably got to do with his resume.
Let me help you, MELVIN NG.
Attach appropriate photo of yourself to the different job opening is important.
If you keep sending your resume with the above photo, it won't help you in your cause. I mean what is this? Drinking coke, grinning away and that's it?
You got to be kidding me.
Let's get started.
Post: Apply for elite office job
Melvin listen up, if you apply for a elite office job like management level, please attached your photo with a long shelves shirt with a tie. Comb your hair neatly, and have a “on the ball” look.
Like this,
(Must look smart and have on the ball face)
Post: Apply for skilled worker
If you apply for a skilled worker like engineers, make sure you dress neatly and a test-pen tuck somewhere in your shirt to show how serious you are in your work.
Like this,
(Shirt tuck with a test-pen is a MUST)
Post: Apply for semi-skilled worker
If you apply for semi-skilled worker like technician, just make sure your test-pen can be seen.
Like this,
(Same theory but t-shirt will do if apply for technician)
Post: Apply for domestic houseworker
If you apply for domestic houseworker no need overdress, this will put off your future employer. Just attached a photo with you doing some housework. Remember to put in your CV, “I'm very good with ironing.”
Like this,
(Smile as if you love doing housework. Oh yes, smile with your iron next to you)
Post: Apply for model
Let say, you wanted to be a model. Just a photograph will not may enough to impress. Put few photographs. Remember to unbutton your shirt to have same effect. If either your interviewer is old maid or a gay, you half way there.
Like this,
(Show some skin of your. If your future interviewer is Lau kuay bu, you hit jackpot. If gay, also jackpot but remember to bring along KY)
Post: Apply for vcd seller
If you apply for post of a vcd seller for example like in the Pasar Malam, your resume be describe how Beng you are. In your work history you must brag how you worked as handphone sellers , mechanics , car washer , sell vcd / dvd before.
Your vocabulary in your CV must limited to ccb, knn or kan bei. Attached photo like this attach somewhat crude would greatly enhance your chance.
Like this,
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(Legs must be up to boost your outcome)
So far, so good?
Roger boh, Melvin?
Post: Apply for security guard
Let's just say in a worst scenario, you apply for a security guard. What do you do? I mean what kind of photo you put yourself into?
Well, Singh is well known their bravery. Many goldsmith used to engaged them as guard in the olden days. So you wear a turban in your photo. As simply as that!
Like this,
(Join the trade, wear turban)
Post: Apply for terrorist
Ok.....you think you want an overseas job.
You want challenge.
You want high pay.
You willingly to risk it all.
And you apply for terrorist. What kind of photo will you attach in your CV? That's the million dollar question.
In your photo you must look aggressive and very violet person. After all, your future employers share the same hobby as your. This should be most easy of all. Just be one of them.
Like this,
(Put in your CV, you must state that your fave slogan is "Kill one and frighten 10000")
If you follow my instruction, surely you get a job in no time. Hope it help you Melvin. Always glad to help you.
I'll been waiting for you good news, happy job hunting!
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