This may be imaginary scenario but it may become a reality in the future. Seriously, I'm not kidding.

Location: Singapore prison.

I was sentence for 6 years imprisonment for manslaughter. Life in prison was tough, no doubt about it. Been looking forward for my release and was eager to meet up my family and friends. Just after one months for doing time, surprisely I saw Stephanie in prison too.

Me: Stephanie, what are you doing here? (Looking dumbfound)

Stephanie: Ah Nick....what are you doing here?

Me: Ah...killing someone. You?

Stephanie: I'm in this place because I just kicked a cat.

Then I saw, Ah Bear as I walk back my cell.

Me: Hey Bear! I'm here because of manslaughter.

Bear: I know already lah. Got hear news one.

Me: Then you came in for what?

Bear: I am in jail because I download MP3 online.

After lunch, I saw Rachel walking past me.

Me: Wow, you're in prison too!

Rachel: I heard you kill someone.

Me: Ya...long story. You leh?

Rachel: (Sigh) In jail because I wrote some racist remarks on my blog.

Me: Wah lau, like this also can.

Rachel: This is nothing actually.

Me: Still nothing?

Rachel: See that guy over there?

Me: (Looking over her direction) Huh? Isn't that Melvin?

Rachel: Yes, it him alright.

Me: Melvin, he is in prison too? (Looking bewildered)

Rachel: I talked to him this morning and he's here because he underpaid 20 cents on the bus.
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