Last night, Ah Lam, Angel and I went to Geylang, Singapore’s notorious red light district. Geylang is a heaven providing countless pleasurable hours to many.

No, we're not checking in some hotel 81 to do a threesome.

At Geylang, lust and passionately men may seek sexual pleasure but there another treasure over there. In Geylang, is also call food haven. Here, men either seek sexual craving or satisfy one's taste buds.

We made our pit-stop at Geylang Lorong 9. At this coffeeshop it's famous for their frog porridge. There about 30 odd tables of diners waiting for their regular fix of a pot of hot and spicy frog legs with the accompanying pot of light plain porridge. A scoop of the frog legs and kungpo sauce mixed into the porridge will send you to the summit.


(Angel in black)

Surprisingly, there were plenty of empty tables. Order 6 frogs and a pot of plain porridge to go along. Freshly slaughtered frogs were stripped to bone with minutes of arriving our table.


(It was so spicy that I drank 2 cans of coke)


(Lam is playing with his new mobile phone, Treo 650)

And poor Kermit...his bones was scattered all over table.


(I blur off, Angel's face.)

The frogs could not rest in peace and was humiliated further. Angel was feeding some stray cats using leftover bone on the table. Hahahaha


(Feeding stray cats)


(Ah Lam looking with joy seeing how the bone was devour completely by cats. My suspicious of him as pervert was true after all)



(Heard that after eating frog leg porridge, gave one's urge to “mate”)

Feel the heat and the beat eating smooth porridge with fresh frog legs, served in claypot along neon-lit of Geylang road is simply fantastic!

Ques: What do you call a frog with legs?
Ans: Dinner.
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I was roaming around International Plaza after lunch with a colleague and I'm exhausted by just looking at those babes especially ladies wearing office wear.

Nearly 2 females to 1 male.

Talking about office clothes, every morning when I take the lift up to my office, I see guys wearing a nice shirt with tie or some even in business suit. Ladies mostly wear pantsuits or dress with shirt to go along. Everybody is dressed in tidy, neat and like uniforms.

I'm the only chap wearing old t-shirt, jean and my converse shoes.

Back to the main topic, see those red big 2 vans?


(2 bread vans)

They are giving free breads with different favor. I saw people accelerating past me like they were running from a terrorists attack. They rushed to cross the road as if their existent in life depend on it. I walked over there just to see how our fellow Singaporeans would react in getting freebies.

I walked over, I saw, I felt ashamed.

Singaporean have no etiquette when collecting free items whatsoever. The guys giving out free bread said shouted, “One per person only.”

What do WE, the Singaporean do?

Everybody grabbed as much much their 2 hands can carry.

You need evidence?
Take a look below



The lady in white, just her right hand is hold 3 loaves of bread. Her kiasuism is second to none. I must say, she is REALLY.....

The best of the best.
Cream of the crop.

Being a cheapo myself, I also must grab.


(My office desk)

See the picture above?

Between my pc and telephone, what do you see?

My bread.
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This may be imaginary scenario but it may become a reality in the future. Seriously, I'm not kidding.

Location: Singapore prison.

I was sentence for 6 years imprisonment for manslaughter. Life in prison was tough, no doubt about it. Been looking forward for my release and was eager to meet up my family and friends. Just after one months for doing time, surprisely I saw Stephanie in prison too.

Me: Stephanie, what are you doing here? (Looking dumbfound)

Stephanie: Ah Nick....what are you doing here?

Me: Ah...killing someone. You?

Stephanie: I'm in this place because I just kicked a cat.

Then I saw, Ah Bear as I walk back my cell.

Me: Hey Bear! I'm here because of manslaughter.

Bear: I know already lah. Got hear news one.

Me: Then you came in for what?

Bear: I am in jail because I download MP3 online.

After lunch, I saw Rachel walking past me.

Me: Wow, you're in prison too!

Rachel: I heard you kill someone.

Me: Ya...long story. You leh?

Rachel: (Sigh) In jail because I wrote some racist remarks on my blog.

Me: Wah lau, like this also can.

Rachel: This is nothing actually.

Me: Still nothing?

Rachel: See that guy over there?

Me: (Looking over her direction) Huh? Isn't that Melvin?

Rachel: Yes, it him alright.

Me: Melvin, he is in prison too? (Looking bewildered)

Rachel: I talked to him this morning and he's here because he underpaid 20 cents on the bus.
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We're celebrating my niece's birthday today. Her actual birthday fall on the 27 Oct and she will be 7 years old. Will not write much as this entry will be photoblog.

Some pics is small, as I accidental set my cam to 160 x 120.










(I think my nephew inspiration was to be a hair stylist)


(After effect. By the way, don't stare at my groin area. It's because of my bermudas zip that made me look "big". In truth I’m very well endowed right down there.)




(Jo, he always inspirate to be spiderman instead)

I was in Orchard Road and this place was infested of young surveyors bothering you. I'm sure you would have encountered some girls approaching you with a notepad, "Sir, are you a Singaporean?"

This is usually followed by some other senseless questions if you choose to entertain them.

Their silly tactics will be asking you to draw a lucky draw coupon and pretend that you've "won" something and the idiot girl will jump up and down yelling, screaming “you've won!” as if you struck 4D. Then call a supervisor over and he or she will be equally excited, then invite you over to their stupid talk.

In order just to claim the prize, you have to attend a 3 hours talk which you have to fill up a form including your credit card. They tell you if you have credit card you get more freebies. In reality, they knew you're carrying credit cards so even you have no cash to buy for their plan, they will “force” you to sign the dotted line using credit cards instead.

This is a timeshare company, I'm talking about my friends.

I have kanna twice which I listened to their talk however in both occasion I got their free gifts.

What timeshare plan? I don't know.

What free gifts? This, I know.
(I know, I'm a cheap Charlie at times)

I learn how to avoid these pests using the following tactics. If they about to approach you,

A) Put on 'buay song' look, like wanted to pick a fight. They will think twice before approaching. Remember never, ever smile at them even they're are extremely pretty, not only it would be cruel to give them false hope but it also contradicting yourself.

B) Or you can scratch your groin area and grin at them like horny old man.

When all failed, is not lost yet. I have personal tried this and it work!

Girl: Sir, are you available for a quick survey? Only take a few minutes.

Me: Yes, why not (Stare at her breasts).

Girl: "Sir, are you a Singaporean?"

Me: Yes (Stare at her breasts and breathing heavily like Darth Vader.)

Girl: Do you like traveling?

Me: I like places with BIG mountains so to speak. (Still staring at her breast and breathing like Darth Vader at the same time “Slurp” “Slurp”)

Next thing I knew, she gone.

Why so hard of these kids? The thing is we should discourage them from talking of these surveying jobs. They should work in Macdonald, not some scam job.
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Please read The Straits Times, there was this man who wrote in.

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Excerpt:

Oct 21, 2005
Man overcharged four times in 10 bus rides

It is clear that the Government is on the side of transport operators as nothing was mentioned of penalties for the operators should they persistently overcharge a commuter.

I have been on the receiving end of regular overcharging on SBS Transit bus No. 147 for at least two years.

I have not claimed a cent as it does not make sense for me to travel one hour and spend $1.20 to claim just 20 cents.

Last week I decided to diligently monitor the fare charged for my trip to and from work and I found that out of 10 trips on Bus 147, I was overcharged for four trips, mainly the trip home.

This means that the error rate is 40 per cent, at least in my case. In such an instance, I think the bus operator should be penalized. I fully support Dr Lim Boon Hee's call to the Government to rein in bus firms that overcharge (ST, Oct 19).

I have since accessed SBS Transit's website three times to file my complaints and claims over the overcharging.

It has been a week since I made my first complaint and claim but I have yet to receive a reply from SBS Transit, not to mention the refund.

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See what I mean? As I mentioned in my blog before, if commuters can be fined and jailed so heavily, what about the transport companies themselves when fares are deducted falsely?

How come there is no law to punish the transport companies for overcharging? Forgive my ignorance, which countries do you find laws which promises to fine or jail for fare cheats?

The idea of jail term on fare cheat makes my blood boil!

First, the design of the EZ link system to begin with was flawed and we get punish for their freaking flaws. Outrageous!

Revert back to bus conductors is better, lah.

We have lot of paper smart thinkers/scholars but very few practical solution providers. The typical solution is always fine and jail term. I can see our Changi prison will be expanding very soon.

You folks ask yourself, if there ever a chance and choice will you be a stayer or a quitter?
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Our meal today was in a Japanese restaurant, safely settled in our seat , here in Parkway Parade, I've met up with Rachel. Her birthday was 3 days ago, so it was pretty obvious I should treat her a nice meal on top of my present for her since I'm late.


(Wearing spec, what a turn on...hahah)

How long I haven't seen her? A couple of months, I suppose.


(As usual, women like to be in charge of food)

As usual, she is in a very chatty and lively mood. She query me about my girlfriend, Angel and I pry into her personal affairs like her current boyfriend. Hey, I'm so glad her boyfriend is sincere and treats her well, otherwise I send my 2 Jack Russels to assault him.

(By the way, I was known as papa by the 2 dogs. Angel always said to the dogs," go to papa" hahaha)

You guys know what did I buy for her?


(Wrap nicely in a box)



Not ordinary name card holder.........it's from a Louis Vuittion.

Yesterday, I went in a LV boutique, spend just five minutes browsing the items and I chose it in another 5 min. Asked for the price, the salesperson took a catalog a record collection and said, “Sirs, it's $375”

Just a name card holder and costs me a freaking $375? Oh boy, just one word folks,......”STREAM!” with a capital S. After hearing the price, it's got me so excited and I could feel myself getting wet and my penis head was bigger than my own head.

After 1 min of silence, I finally said....

Me: Wrap it up (with style)
Saleperson: Credit card or cash?
Me: Card.
Saleperson: Present? I wrap it for you.
Me: Can just give me just this item and forget about the wrapping, can cheaper?
Saleperson: @-@

Anyway, back to the meal......


(Yum yum)


(Rachel was asking me what I want to eat)


(I turned off the sound)

After dinner, we went for a drink to engage in small talk before sending her back to her boyfriend's house.


(Can see, she's tired)



All along after our breakup, I felt somewhat guilt for reasons unknown but after tonight knowing she is well taken care of , it's get off my chest. I'm finally relieved.
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In this year, I have been dating several women in their early 20s, including Angel (not her real name). I noticed our Singapore modern woman are now as well educated and earning as much as men. But the more knowledgeable the girl is,.....the more screw up it was.

Compare most olden women (In the 70s or 80s) and current modern women.

Most olden women gave birth as they believe in having a family.
Most modern women do not want to have any children.

Most olden women first love is probably her husband.
Most modern women's love list is longer than SQ flight passenger list.

Most olden women can cook.
Most modern women can cook too, ONLY instant noodle.

Most olden women take care of their family.
Most modern women can't even take care of themselves.

Most olden women clean the house, spick and span.
Most modern women only know how to clean their face (Going facial)

Most olden women help husband in support the household.
Modern women say, your money is mine and my money is mine.

Most olden women educate their children with good manner and moral.
Most modern women themselves don't have good moral.

Most olden women spend time with family.
Most modern women want her own space.

Most olden women take care of their husband if he ever came home drunk.
Most modern women who is drunk more often these days.

Give you a classic example.
I think, just one is enough liao.

I was at Angel's house helping her mopping the floor. She don't mop her floor much and keep telling me how I should mop the floor! Come on, for those people who ever been to my house should know how clean my house floor was.

She's like like teaching a fish how to swim, really.

Ok, nevermind. And the best part was, she put washing clothes detergent instead of floor cleaning detergent in the mop bucket. Asked her why?

She said, “Use this also can what.”

Ah, our Singapore modern women really no horse run.
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What's so special about today? Well, it actually my ex-princess birthday and let us all wish her a very happy birthday.

Here's wishing you the happiest of birthdays, your Highness...I mean my ex-highness.

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To: Rachel

Happy birthday!...you may be 28 but you look as cute as ever! Well considering, that unbelievable sweetness that you have on your face with your adorable eyes that really make you the sweetest and most beautiful woman I ever known. I hope your had a great 28th birthday and good luck in your career and keep bringing warmth and kindness to everyone around you.

Nick.

PS: Got you a very small present, like they said, all nice things come in small packages. Will pass it to you somewhere next week.
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It's my mum's birthday today. My mum is one woman who deserves Nobel prize for being mother!

Went for dinner to celebrate the birthday of our esteemed Matriarch with my sister and brother in-law. Unfortunately both my brothers were overseas, so................


(Everybody so eager to pose)


(I think mum is very hungry)

Cost me $158.

Come to think of it, this is the first time I'm paying. Hahaha. My sister already gave mum a treat her couple of days back ($50) and then my brother in law on Sunday treat her Italian meal(over $100) and now tonite my turn. Wow!

My mum, she's the most amazing woman created on this planet.

- She taught everybody in the family to be being practical, about being decent and about working hard.

- She raising us almost single handedly.

- A special wonderful inspiring Mum.

- Her love to us is timeless.

- She never says “I'm tired” when we asked her a favor

- Her hug is so magical

Mum, you're truly the wind beneath my wings.

Happy birthday,


MUM!
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Came back home at 4pm after working off my ass from 2:30am. This is the first time, for the past 2 weeks I came back home so early. So I'm not going fill in what's happening to me for the last 3 days.

I'm just too tired to write.
I'm just too tired to think.
I'm just too tired to do anything.

Finally I have taken some pictures taken from my W800i.


(Met up Lam on Thurday for drinking session)


(Met up Lam on Friday for drinking session)

So today after work, went to Angel's place and we took the 2 dogs for a walk.


(Look like guinness pig, rite?)

This is my currently lifestyle and go to her place after work. Clean up the mess at her house(dog's shit) and bring the dogs for a walk.

It's sucks, really.

I was given dressing down by Angel over phone in the afternoon. My goodness, she really wield the rulers or cane like teacher giving reprimanded to schoolchildren. Over the phone, I heard her nag and even threatening me. Then she slam the phone. She waited a moment, call me again and then lecture started all over again.

Wau piang en.

What happened?

All started because I told her a lie. The way I see it, it's my "Intelligence failure" By the way, it's really unimportant lie, no harm done whatsoever to her. She is more intelligent than I anticipated. (I was caught in telling lie.)

Women never failed to amazing me. They have a photographic memory and remember every single thing no matter how big or useless it is.

Last thing, I think she is trying to control me. Will she succeed?
I hate to disappoint her........I think not.
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I endure til I endured no more. After spending slightly more than a year together, we went our separate way. What I needed is something new, something robust. I found it, brought it.

My new mobile phone W800i.

This phone is awesome! It's sleek and and powerful, it's the best regular phone out there right now. So this with the top-of-the-line features and a truly stylish body leaves other regular phones in the dust.......miles away. I was given 2 x 512MB memory stick, with it 2-mega pixel camera, I could take tons of pictures...not forgetting my mp3.

No time to play or take any pictures as yet......been busy like I always do.
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After work, went to Angel's house and together we brought the dogs for a walk. It's was kind of romantic to be total honest, holding hands together while walk the dogs. Hahaha

Last night, she told me that she's was afraid of what I said. I told her she got a nasty temper however I am even worst when I lose control of myself.

I simply cannot tolerate temperament girl, period. I rather be a monk if this world left with only attitude female. Anyway, we reached an agreement so we are together as BF/GF.

Need to confess, what I feel is only lust not love at this point of time. Before you folks start cursing me that I cheated this a young girl........I can tell you that she's no saint herself.

Trust me.

Also I do not foresee we can last more than one month together. Any longer will consider a miracle.

The next morning I opened the bedroom door slowly and the dogs smelled my presence immediately came over. Saw their waging tails I know it safe to come out to the living room. Ya, they recognized me. What a relief!

These 2 Jack Russel, I must say, their funny gesture continually amuse me, their intelligence seems to know no bounds and their assertive nature and boundless energy can at times be overwhelming. I am beginning to like these 2 dogs.

(I have been licked like I never felt before)

(I like dogs already)

(Staring her owner)

Together we brought the dogs for breakfast and now I think it's fun bringing dogs out for a walk. Hey, now I even dare to carry them knowing I have their trust.

Anyway, what a boring Sunday for me. There is no SVC, no internet, no pc just sleep most of the day...if not, played with her dogs. Oh yes, I kenna a mosquitoes bites on my thigh, damn what if this is belong to dengue mosquitoes?

Took this when we went for dinner without the dogs.



She always led the way, no compromise. WTF.



She is quite weird, I reckoned. Come to think of it, she's very eccentric. I'm not going to reveal what it was at this point of time.

Went back her place to kiss the dogs before headed back home. Oh ya, before going back home, I did tell her my patience with her was running very thin. She is one unreasonable female.

However, I can still endure her for the time being.
Well, lust is blind.

After work, went to Angel's house at 3pm. She changed the itinerary for the weekend because she is tired and needed sleep...a lot of sleep. I can understand, for almost every night, she slept about 3 hours. (Alternate between school & work)

Like I said, her rented house is poorly furnished, bore few traces of orderliness. Her place was like a empty nest. Got no air-con , no kettle, no fork & spoon, no plate or even cup. Sadly, I myself have never been able to live this kind of conditions. Like a part time maid, I sweep the floor and mop it.

Use only clean water to mop as the house has neither disinfectant nor any cleaning solution to speak of. To make the matter worse, the mop head has only less then 10 pads. Fucking pathetic!

After dinner pick up her dogs at the pet boarding. She asked me to help her carry and tie her Jack Russel before going for a walk. Told her I'm afraid of dogs apparently she's don't care. Nanbei, she gave me a such a task, what's a trauma treatment. No way, I'm going touch her dogs.

No way, man. (Actually she has 3 dogs but she took only 2 back home)

Took the dogs for a walk and halfway she suddenly she passed me the leash. Phobia, anxiety and fear took over me. What to do?



(Me holding on the dog's leash)

After walk, we all went back to Angel's home. So at night, the three of them (Angel & 2 dogs) was watching TV and I, was observe attentively the 2 dogs. What a freaking torture, had to remain motionless in case the 2 dogs see me as threat. Can I relax when one of them actually growl at me? I think not.

Angel has a bad temper, will tell you folks more later. For example keep grumbling why I'm so afraid of her dogs. Told her many times, since young I always have fear of dogs and I never handle any dogs before prior until NOW. Further more, ever heard of barking dogs seldom bite? Her dogs don't bark but growl whenever neighbor walked past. Do she get it? No sirs!

Finally, I asked her why she is horrified at sight of lizard since it was harmless and it don't bite unlike dogs. You should look at her expression......nothing to say.
Haha

Score - Nick 1 : Angel 0
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