Just last week, a new female colleague has joined my company. When she started work on her first day and she was introduced to everybody. During that time, I was not in the office. After seeing her for one week, I still have no idea what is her name.

Time: 5:00PM
As I leaving my office, I walked past her department saw her working furiously and me trying to take the gentleman approach, I started talking to her, like asking her name or even better any "exclusion", hot news. In less 20 seconds of conversation, another female colleague of mine came in and guess what?

She said, “I knew it, you are trying to score points with new girls again” And she turned to my new colleague and said, “ This one very sneaky fellow, please refrain from speaking to him too much. Now he will put on a modest front, after that you will be eaten alive by him in later stage”

Holy smoke, I realized in my company the girls here label me as a buaya! No idea what a buaya is? Dear friends, buaya is Malay for “crocodile” which means “wolf” or a womanizer, flirt.

I seriously think she's think too highly of me. My buaya skill is still infant stage. Hahah.

But anyhow, I'm going to do an interview of myself one of these days.

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They said,
Got this colleague, called Nicky How
A well-known buaya, that all can see..
See girls only, go phee-0-whee.
And flash his Thai Rolex, gleefully.

All the women, in our company.
Think he very, touchy-feely.
See him quickly, siam jit pee.
Or stare at lizard, in the pantry.

I said,
My van from top, looks Ferrari.
Shirt from far, looks like Armani.
Tie from side, becomes JPG.
Pants seen from bottom, is Versace.

Payday I buy the girls Gucci.
And diamond rings from Tiffany.
Bring them to zoo, till the hippos know me.
How come I still BOH SENG LEE?