When I was having lunch, I heard somebody has fainted. Being a Good Samaritan, I swiftly rushed to the scene prepare to offer mouth-to-mouth resuscitation if the subject was a pretty female.
Alas, luck was not my side…. Ok, I’ll be serious now.
The poor chap was alright. No ambulance was called.
So my self-given 11/2 hours lunch time is up…..when I was about to reach office, Stephanie called. Conversation goes like this.
Stephanie: Yo… wanna to have lunch, I’m on my way to Parkway meeting a client.
Me: It’s 1:30pm liao. Anyway, I juz finished my lunch. (Glance at my watch)
Stephanie: Come on, what happen if I choke on my food and I fainted?
Me: Did you say faint? Talk no more; give me your ETA (Estimate Time of Arrival).
Faint is a sensitive word nowadays. In reality, I was hoping to perform mouth-to-mouth resuscitation if situation arises. hahaha
20 min later, she appeared.
We went to Jack’s place and she ordered steak on hot plate. When I said hot plate I expected the steak / veg and the plate itself to be sizzling hot where by the smoke could be seen, sound could be heard.
Nope, there was none.
Anyway, Stephanie was gulping her foods with delights and soon it was over.
My guess is, this meal is breakfast and lunch together for her.
She enjoyed her foods thoroughly.
So there is no luck for me again.....(I meant the choke & faint act.)
After some assessment…maybe I could walk behind her and do a choke hold on her.
Naturally she will pass out, I would then do a hero rescue stunt. Work?
Nonetheless, all talk but no action is my strongest point.
By the time I went back my office it almost 3:00pm. One thing good about my company is that nobody bothers you just about anything
