I feel so miserable…
Bloody noodle…
I’m boycotting instant noodle….

Last night, I ate instant noodle about 9pm as supper. I don’t like instant noodle then again my mom told me this packet a friend brought back from Thailand. Tom yam favor some more. Ok….let try.

Holy shit, that was a mistake.
I repeat, that WAS mistake.

I vomited and my stomach was in much pain. The whole freaking night, I didn’t sleep much. The pain was almost unbearable and having a seizure every few minutes.

If not for the fact I still a virgin, probably I jump down to end my miserably. (laugh)

Seriously, it was like hell last night.

Do you realize when you are sick; you have a tendency of thinking someone.
Today still the same….ain’t good. Eating Bo Chi pill serves no purpose at all. Haizzz

The best part was, we had fire drill at Parkway in the morning


I had to walk down the 13 flight of stairs with my excruciatingly stomach

Oh gosh, somebody give me a watermelon to smash.

Sunday is beautiful, no matter if it sunny or raining.

Just as I thought I would spend another lonely day at home, Bear called.

Bear jio me to the Tempus; the great watchscapade exhibitions organize by The Hour Glass. In return, I jio Rachel to go along and she agreed much to my surprise.
So I picked up Rachel at her place and meet Bear at Cityhall.

The exhibition was held at the Raffles City Convention Center.

First thing before entry you must filled up a form. Once inside the decoration was splendid. There are brands I never seen or heard before.
By the way, there is no five match sticks brand(Rolex), I wonder why?


(Rachel & Bear admire the timepieces)


(Both was total blown away by the magnificence watches)

Some watches on the display costs 150K to half a million. Now tell me people, who the hell going to buy half a million price tag watch? Mega rich chap or some tai tai?

Ok…assuming this mega rich old bugger brought a 500k with diamond watches and maybe I lost touch with the real world, do men actually wear diamond watches?

Dun they looked a bit gu-niang (Sissy)? Maybe they like the term faggot to be label on them?

You know whom I saw at exhibition? (Getting all excited)

Glenda Chong (The Channelnewasia newscaster)

It was Rachel point out for me though. Women sure have keen eyes and memory.
I'm sure you all know who is Glenda Chong.

She was standing less than a metre away from me. I could not recognize her without her makeup. She looks ordinary just like any other girls. She was there with her galfriend browsing around.

I was surprise how skinny she was…. almost like an Ethiopia refugee who is undernourished. A weak gal if you asked me.
From her wrist down, it looked like a tree truck…. no definition, no curve.
Her butt is almost non-existent.

You guys get the idea.........
Nevertheless, she still looks attractive.

I was thinking of her having sex.

Oh…...I mean due to her fragile appearance, her sex partner must take extra precaution not to exert too much force if not, she might break a bone or 2.

Haha..sorrie folk, I just can't stop imagine things.

Next stop,
We went to Bugis junction…jalan jalan

Along the way we took some pics……





When it dinner time, we went to Tiong Baru hawker centre where they have great foods all under one roof. No doubt about it.

Did I have a great day? To be honest, yes and no actually.
Because I ended up having a mild dispute with Rachel yet again…

Why do we always end up quarreling?
Perhaps next time, I will put it my diary(blog).
No mood to write further now.

(Time check) I have finished attending my vessel at 15:15pm and knowing Bear is on leave today, I gave him a call.

Damn, he is at Little India again.
What’s so attractive about that place?

I mean, yeah I know that the places looks special with the old building still existing there and but that's about it.
I can’t stand the stench and the smell was awful.

I think that is an understatement.
It should be the smell could even exterminate cockroaches.
Yeah, that right.

So I picked Bear up and went to eat the famous hill street bak char mee. They shifted from Marine Square to blk 466 at Crawford lane somewhere in Lavender MRT. Bear was talking about wonderful relationship with his female colleague.

If you know Bear, he is a very soft-spoken person, but this time I could hear him without straining my ears.
I suppose he was thrilled about his' own dialogue.


(Met Melvin at Suntech)

So we link up with Melvin to visit the IT show at Suntech City.
Melvin is very fascinated in Microsoft X-box given by free by Starhub if you sign 2-year plan on maxonline.
As for Bear, seemed indifferent about the whole packages.

For me, nothing come across yet is appealing.

But they have common interest.
(Bear&Mel engross in printers price)

Like most of the IT show, it the same old stuff, nothing new.
However when I saw Mac PC and total impress by it.

It has stylish cases, nice mouse and has powerful application.
Maybe I should change to a Mac as I seldom play PC games now.

My next year resolution is……

I want a Mac
I want a Mac
I want a Mac

There must be thousands of people attending the exhibition.
The place was packed to capacity.
We had to squeeze through the crowds.

Bear & Melvin were feasting their eyes on young girls.
What treat for them! I must bring them out often…….

Do you know what is the funny thing?
It’s Melvin! Well, it like this.......

Bear asked him whether he brought his pc table, he said “Yes.”
After a while, I asked him, he said, “Not yet”

Then he said..yes...then ..no

After persistence interrogate by the tag-team brothers (me & bear), Melvin finally admitted that he haven’t purchase any yet.

So the big question is......…. why did he need to hide?

I have listed out 3 promising scenario.

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Scenario 1) He wants to hide good deal from us?

Wah cow eh, Bear & myself have no plan to buy any table.

Scenario 2) He cannot find his ideal table so he hides from us?

Wah say, if that the case tells us we could help him scout for a suitable table.

Scenario 3) He’s afraid we might laugh at him for buying an “ugly” or over price table?

Wah piang, we are not laughing him as if his’ penis is small, right?

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Oh, before I forget....jediman (Melvin) did setup his own website. Click here to take a look.
I could feel it in my bone he had put in a lot of effort liao.
(Sorry brudder, I just had to dig at you..hahah)

Finally, after spending more than 2 hours exploring, we then had our dinner at 8:30pm. I swear I could bite someone’s flesh off due to my starvation.
If I were to go without food any longer….first aid might be needed to use on me.


The scare, the bad and the fat.

Yesterday, I reached my place’s market about 5:30pm after work.
I was walking…....in my usual deep thought….....thinking, what I should I have for dinner.
This always poses a challenge for me, if not a dilemma.

Out of the blue I was pushed. It damn hard too!

Arrggg…who dare to push me in my turf? I was a bully in my neighbor, intimidate kids age below 12 years and this is my many area of expertise, really. hahaha

So as I turned around, prepare to run if necessary when I saw him laughing like a hyena.

Wah cow, it my friend!
Toh, the durian seller. His wife and his daughter were with him as well.

(Toh's daughter)
Huh? What are they doing here at Elisa Mall, Pasir Ris?

Toh told me the owner offered him a place to sell his durians outside Bamboo supermarket. He came down to look at the turnover crowds to see whether worth trying out or not.

So I offered buy his family dinner. Seriously I owed this guy a lot when I was in N.S.
He really took good care of me.

Depending on types of people you chat with, the tones and language used will be different. Since we’re both “crude” people, naturally the vulgarities will pour out.


After some times, I noticed his wife and kid were both staring at me with jaw open.

Oops…..Can’t help it, swearing is it my genes, folks

(Such a lovely family)



His daughter was very closes to him. I think he did a great job as a Father.

At National Day Rally last night, when PM urge more couple to have babies.
Incentives given are 5-day week, lower maid levy with child, addition 2 days leave a year with child and 12 week maternity leave.

Not bad, if you asked me.

However, reasons for such a low rate of babies perhaps divorce cases are the rise as well.

Just talk about my friends.

First there was Tee. He was not official divorce before his' demised. But he was on the verge of doing so when he still alive. He’s been married for 3 years and have a daughter of 1 year of age. Reason separation? Unknown.

2nd case – Ping, my army friend. He filed for a divorce when he found out his wife has been cheating on him. They have been married for 7 years with 2 kids.

3rd case – Khoon, is more of the bizarre case. His wife left him for a butch. Married for 2 years. No children yet.

Well, I guess sometimes, good things end. That’s just the way life is.

Thought of the day: It is by far much healthier to go about finding the relationship that works for you – that gives you what you need, than to pathetically cling to something that isn’t fulfilling.

Why I'm writing a diary?
When I was in my secondary school, I used to keep a diary juz for fun.
I wrote for few months and then I stopped as the novelty wore out.
The school diary, I still have it with me.



Here some extractions and not in full details.

Date: 19/02/87 – This is the first time I’m writing a diary……….I like RK subject but as usual when Mrs. Giam taught us, I have no idea what she is trying to teach……….

Date: 20/02/87 – Today Mr. Tan made me stayed until 1:00pm to do my homework. Talk about Mr. Tan just looked at his face and I don’t feel like studying………..

Date: 24/02/87 – We had P.E lesson which I “escape” but was caught by Mr. Teo……..

Date: 26/02/87 – Was surprise Jonna phone me. Gosh, I never expected her to call and we chatted for more than an hour. Never asked for her number cos I had a feeling she will phone me again………………………….
(I'm refering to her house's number as in the 80s where got mobile)

Folk, I can’t remember any of these moments actually happened to me esp. Jonna.
Who the hell is she?
But diary won’t lie and yet it really did happen.

Reading it brought back fond memories and it simply priceless. The feeling is almost like having a climax…..shiok!

Presently, this diary is it meant for entertaining my friends.

I thought of register another nick' whereby I can input in my most inner and desirable thought. For blog, it can set "not to display" whatever I wrote.

Nobody will see, nobody will know.

OR I can post it here for everybody to see.

If I chose the latter, probably you guys are in for a shock.

Thank God it’s Friday!

When I was having lunch, I heard somebody has fainted. Being a Good Samaritan, I swiftly rushed to the scene prepare to offer mouth-to-mouth resuscitation if the subject was a pretty female.


Alas, luck was not my side…. Ok, I’ll be serious now.
The poor chap was alright. No ambulance was called.

So my self-given 11/2 hours lunch time is up…..when I was about to reach office, Stephanie called. Conversation goes like this.

Stephanie: Yo… wanna to have lunch, I’m on my way to Parkway meeting a client.

Me: It’s 1:30pm liao. Anyway, I juz finished my lunch. (Glance at my watch)

Stephanie: Come on, what happen if I choke on my food and I fainted?

Me: Did you say faint? Talk no more; give me your ETA (Estimate Time of Arrival).

Faint is a sensitive word nowadays. In reality, I was hoping to perform mouth-to-mouth resuscitation if situation arises. hahaha


20 min later, she appeared.

We went to Jack’s place and she ordered steak on hot plate. When I said hot plate I expected the steak / veg and the plate itself to be sizzling hot where by the smoke could be seen, sound could be heard.
Nope, there was none.

Anyway, Stephanie was gulping her foods with delights and soon it was over.
My guess is, this meal is breakfast and lunch together for her.

She enjoyed her foods thoroughly.

So there is no luck for me again.....(I meant the choke & faint act.)

After some assessment…maybe I could walk behind her and do a choke hold on her.
Naturally she will pass out, I would then do a hero rescue stunt. Work?

Nonetheless, all talk but no action is my strongest point.

By the time I went back my office it almost 3:00pm. One thing good about my company is that nobody bothers you just about anything

Date: 19/08/2004

I was at Rocher's hawker centre having my dinner about 6pm when Chong called.

“Where are you” was the first words he said
“Meet me at Katong coffee shop next to Lai Lai health centre” was the last thing he said.

Then the line went dead.............

Short and sharp was Chong's style. Oh boy, what a style he has.

So I went down and there was Chong, sitting alone drinking his coffee.
He was looking bored, watching flies buzz by and the cats wandering around in search of foods.
I thought I have no life and now I understand the term "there always will have a higher mountain."

He was better.


(Poor chap)

We began with small chats at first and finally curiosity got the better of me.
"Why are here..at this time...alone?" I demanded.
But the truth is out there........

I found out he needs my company to pass time as he waiting for his wife to knock off at 8pm+. "I had to send my precious home." he confess.
Now hear this folk, he been sending his wife home everyday.

I almost had a seizure when I heard this.


(Waiting=stress=hairloss?)

I thought this kind of men is extinct in the real world.

OMG, I’m looking at a gem now.

Chong IS extremely rare species which are endangered, he should be protected.
He should be our living national treasure! I salute him by saying," Wan shui wan shui wan wan shui"

By the way, his work place is at Katong but his wife work place is at World Trade Centre.

Anyway, I went off before 8pm to catch Singapore Idol.

Date: 18/08/2004

Whole day was bored.
Nothing much to do in the office.

After lunch sms my gf saying I miss her……bah…bah...bah
I waited for an hour, then 2hrs and until now, still no respond.
Women, I never can....never will understand them.

The best part was Khoon. He never called me today, strange I thought.
Because it Wednesday, it Amway.

I guess he got disillusion about the whole MLM thing.

Talk about Amway, they have range from household product to body product. They even have pots and pan for sales. Now it even has the moon cake up for grab. Talk about opportunities!

I have a suggestion since the hungry ghost festival coming, maybe Amway could have new product cater for it.

I think I do a feedback to the company after all it good business.
Yes, that what I’m going to do.

Date: 17/08/2004

Melvin sms me as he wanted to look for a PC table.
Sms? What’s wrong of all these people? Can’t they just call?
Just because at times, I would recorded down their conversation, putting up in the net so that they would be laughed at but still there no need to avoid calling me like plague.

Ok……..whining over.

Pick him up and off we go to Geylang. They’re a shop there which I brought my table several years ago.
Hmm…I think closed down as location now a “no sign board" restaurant.
(Melvin at Geylang getting all excited)
While we were walking down the busy Geylang street, there I was holding my mobile capture some videos & pictures.
I must have looked a lunatic then. But who cares.

Melvin decided to pop over my place to view my pc table instead.
It had been 2 years since his last visit to my place.

Over at my place he saw my new pc keyboard which I brought the day before.
He was electrified, questioning me like customer to a salesperson.

Those who want upgrade to a new computer keyboard. I recommend Antirsi.
It got a lot of shortcut keys and on the left it has a navigwheel bar.
Cost me just $29.90 at H.Norman.

Don't you just loves good deal stuff?

Oh....on the brighter side, Melvin kept asking if I have porn stuffs on my pc as he yearned to "appreciate" the beauty of women. OMG, Of course I have!
Yes, I am sex deprive but really do I gave him the impression I'm like a monk?

Date: 15/08/2004

It was raining men and at 5:00pm I met Rachel at Cityhall to see the firework at Marina. Cityhall, the once famous place, which I realised, the place have nothing to boast about. The place is pretty bore place if you ask me, all except Esprit!

The store is offering 70% discount. As they say in Hokkein,"hands & legs slow" earns no living.

Once you step into the store, you could see men, women and children included were seen carry pieces of clothing as they browse through the store like a hyperactive Jackrussel. Some shop with slow pace and yet some other drifted aimlessly.
It's really a sight to behold.

Had our dinner at Cartel, food wasn't that great.
Pros: I like about the place was it was open air concept.
Cons: People walking past staring at us.

I know I looked great but after some time, I felt like a gigolo on a display show.
Why does they like to stare at us while they walking past us? Tell me.

Once we at Marina, we sat at a great place near the coast.
Had to wait half an hour more and 5 min before this batch of gals (teens) sat behind us.

The duration for firework only 10min, throughout the firework they "oh", they "arr", they "wow".
The sound they make............