Everyone has a few secrets, it's completely normal. Do you have a secret that you have been keeping for years and are just bursting to tell? Yeah, I know if everybody knows about, it hardly qualifies as secret.

Everyone has a deep, dark secret. Sometimes these secrets are so deep and so dark that we don't even know what they are ourselves.

Let me start off by starting mine. It's not dark secret by the way, you don't want to know what is my DARK secret.

During my secondary school days, I often went to Outram Secondary school which was just a stone throw from my house to do self study. There, they have long tables and long chairs for everybody to do their revision. This school have a swimming pool and often I see some girls leaving the school's premise about 8 or 9pm after they finished their swim. I think it extra curriculum activities for them.

The girls would bathe after their swim and this was the fun part.

Our leader of my group would decide when is the best time time to proceed on with our 'mission'. Once confirm our “commanding officer” gave us the signal and we sneak to the other side of the girl's bathroom (outside compound). The bathroom have small window opening on the top (for fresh air) which allows us to watch them bath. One person will act as human ladder while the other climb on his shoulder to peep. So long you keep quiet, victim would never know.

I was like 14 years old only and I saw boob for the first time....hahaha

So what are my friends secret?
Let's find out. The usual, lady first.

Vi


What is my secret? I want you. hehehe

Rachel


Why must I tell you? Why ..why? Hey, I don't feel talking leh. Ok lah, actual not much. Three months ago, I strike lottery. First prize some more. But I didn't tell anybody not even my family. Afraid they might borrow from me, lor.

Stephanie


It's no big secret. Tell you a big big secret. In fact I'm a Angel send from Heaven to save the word. How to save you and your friends? Buy insurance from me! *laughing*

Toh


You know me, last time big gangster. Many years ago I remember I got into this gang fight, I cut off my opponent's arm. Until now never get caught.

Roger


Is my hair messy? My secret is my hair.......tell you you also don't believe. It's artificial hair! I've been bald many hair liao.

Old Veg


I smell my wife underwear. Don't bother me, me very busy hor.

Melvin


My wife raise her voice, I scared til like my shit almost burst out. Not only that, she beat me as well. Of course in front of my friends must be macho a bit meh. Shsss don't tell nobody.

Lam


Like to watch pervert porn film. Kind of turn me on. (Rubbing his 2 hands together)

Khoon


Think first.......secret? Very hard......I don't have but hold on! Hold one one second! Oh yes, my ex-wife have! She's a fucking lesbian and I don't even know about this until she run away with a fucking butch.

Bear


I want to sing a song by Michael Jackson call “BAD”.
Here goes,

Your butt is mine
Gonna tell you right
Just show your face
In broad daylight
I'm telling you
On how I feel
Gonna hurt your ass
Don't shoot to kill
Come on,

Because I'm gay, I'm gay-come on
(Gay gay-really, really gay)
You know I'm gay, I'm gay-you know it
(Gay Gay-really, really gay)
And the whole world has to
Answer right now
Just to tell you once again,
Who's GAY

Joe


Uncle, I got what secret? You like that take picture of me...what secret I have left.
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Bear is having his 10 days leave. Initially Bear wanted to go Bangkok, but after he had formulated his intention and because of school holiday week, airfare up by 50%, he developed a strong desire to stay at home instead.

First 2 days of his leave, Bear already was bored to death. I took one day leave to accompany him and so this is how the eight two Im-mortals cross the sea story came about.

We cross to Batam.

Cost $30 for return tickets, journey one hour and by 1pm we were at Batam centre. Both of us never been to Batam and we heard all the 'good' things over there. We came here see for ourselves what's so good about Batam. We changed $100 (altogether) at the money changer and get about half a million rupiah.

Half a MILLION. Whahaha

Cab to city costs 40,000 rupiah.
Bak ku teh costs another 50,000 rupiah.


(We had Bak Ku Teh for lunch)

We're left with 440,000 rupiah.....money sure deplete fast.

So after lunch we walked around their famous street and shopping centre I was told by the cab driver. Like the Robinson shopping centre below..


(Behind me was Robinson)

We came, we saw, and it was si bei jialut......shopping centres and streets are worst than Little India back home. After half hour of walking their famous street, I was told like I said.........still look like this.


(Pathetic street)

Wau lau eh. Nothing to buy, nothing to see. What's so good about Batam? I don't get it. I heard Batam is rapidly coming of age with a commercial and public building boom and new and up-graded facilities, shopping centres, hotels, bars and restaurants.

Do it look like rapidly coming of age from the picture taken?


(Cambodia look alike)


(One of the best building)


(1 pkg of cigarettes costs SG1.8)


(This is the best street in Batam, I was informed)

Obviously nothing to see.....so we went for spa with hot tub, sauna, steam bath with a 11/2 hrs of tradition java massage throw in. And this is the BEST moment of the day.

Damage: 260,000 rupiah for 2 persons. Really cheap, I tell you.

Oh yeah, generally I see men were from Singapore in their 50s and above all, they came alone. Met one Singaporean old man in his 50s, gave us a mini tour in Batam. Also he gave us some lesson on “how to hook up a gal.” and other related stuff about girls in Batam.

Bear and myself listened attentively as if we're attending a motivation talk. After his speech, he seemed very pleased with himself. He's a oldies and thinks he's a godly (sex wise). Hey, I'm may be a newbie (in Batam) but I'm a sex guru. hehehe

Batam is a paradise for those interested in the flesh trade. Other than that, nothing! Nothing to do here, nothing to see here. You get the pictures, right?

After part way with old chap, we have our dinner and this place mostly sells seafood.



We were left with over about 200,000 rupiah.


(One glance at Bear, you know he's bored)

Damage: 70,000 rupiah for dinner.

30,000 rupiah for cab back to ferry terminal and at the end of the day we still got 20,000 rupiah left.

Told Bear if we're going back to Batam, will be at least another year.
Boring place.
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There are times when I really question the intelligence level of human beings. Some as blur like king sotong, some lazy like a geek from India and yet some stupid like porky pig. By the way, I DID NOT MAKE UP this. I'm damn nasty over the phone, in fact I was complaint a few times because of my attitude. Still my approach is not improving because of those stupid persons.

This is the most common sotong king call I received in office.

Chap: Hi...who is this?

Me: You call and ask me who am I? When you call somebody as a basis courteous you should identify yourself first before asking the other party name.

Chap: Err......my name is abc from xxx company and I.......

Me: (Interrupting)..ok...ok. Just let me know what you want. Short and sharp

Chap: Can I have the arrival date/time of this vessel.

Me: Vessel's name?

Chap: Err.....don't know.

Me: Don't know? Do your homework before you call lah.
(Hang up on him)

See what I mean? Expect you to provide answer for them when their don't even know what they are asking. And then there was those freaking lazy and they call because of the sake of calling. Like I said, I did not make this up. True!

Lady: Is that operation dept?

Me: Ya

Lady: Is my guy at your office already or not. To collect deliver order.

Me: I'm God is it? I know who are you and which company you are from, is it?

Lady: I'm from xxx company. (Hokkien accent very strong)

Me: I'm not your babysitter. You should call your man or your courier services to find out if they collected or not.

Expect us to be their watchman...I don't entertain this kind of call. Simply lazy, simply retarded. Yesterday there was this lady who want to complaint me. She is the consignee (cargo owner/receiver) of one of my vessel. Below conversations is TRUE, I didn't make it up.

(After some dispute with her)

Lady: Pass me to your manager, I want to lodge a complaint of you.

Me: Out of lunch. You can send by email.

Lady: Give me his handphone number. I want to complaint you.

Me: He will be back in 10 minutes. Call back. (She think I'm scare. Haha)

Lady: No..I want it NOW!

(I slam the phone. So she immediate call again and I happened to pick up the phone.)

Lady: Give me your manager's handphone number.

Me: Call back. Out for lunch.

Lady: Now....I want it now to complaint YOU.

I hang up on her again. Think protest to my manager I scare, it it? Her eyes fill with "bak sai" don't know who is she talking with. Today yet another idiot piss me off.

Idiot: Is that xxx (My company's name)

Me: Ya

Idiot: Operation Dept

Me: Yup

Idiot: Can I this vessel information of this vessel?
(After given this idiot all information required, he asked me this)

Idiot: Confirm or not? The vessel eta (estimate time of arrival) is chun or not.

Me: When you drive or take mrt, can you confirm on time or not? You first day work in shipping company? (Those working in shipping will know why vessel eta cannot be confirm due to bad weather and against current factor)

Ka Ni Na, even you get married, you can't CONFIRM your wife won't run road. Mind you, this idiot called doing exact the same job (boarding) as I am and he was vessel's owner protecting agent and I was the vessel's charterer agent.

Don't fuck them, they don't wake up.
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TAMMY WEBSITE!

http://tammy-nyp-info.blogspot.com/

This website supposedly was set up by her boyfriend to deal with the aftermath. By setting up this website is purposely trying to get more attention on the matter. There even have pictures and video of them.

So if this genuine website of Tammy's bf? You guys decide.

Also I have send email to him telling that there was no finisher in that lovemaking video. They should get Jack Neo to get involve and complete their megaproduction for the sake of their audiences as well for thir fans.

Should give a name for their mini move. Since Jack Neo Jack Neo as director, maybe "Orgasm not enough" seem appropriate.
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The story of an extraordinary woman

She is extraordinary alright. I met Stephanie for dinner in Suntec last night and I must admit, she is one of the most persistent and stubborn lady I ever knew. From the first time I met her til now, she been asking me EVERY time this question whenever we meet up.

When are you going to buy life insurance from me?

So everytime I explained my position why I didn't buy, it is almost like the story about the scientist who, at a dinner-party, should explain the theory of relativity to a very persistent lady. My conclusion, based on two decades of experience there is no way in talking rationality to a unrelenting women.

In truth, she's always so damned amusing to talk to.

It's been a long time since two of us have dinner together. Went to Soup restaurant and I'm not going to write what we eat or chat. Instead I'm going to show you this picture.



The reason she is not willing to take any pictures is that she believe she is fat. You know lah, women always want to look their best when taking picture meh. Lucky opportunity came and I took it.

I know if she saw this, she would scream out her lung saying, “Why my ugly side!”





Yes, I must admit Stephanie looked much better than the pictures above. Anyway, Stephanie gave me the impressive that she has self confident in everything she does........except her weight only.

Her self confidence and self esteem with her body image has sunken to the bottom of the ocean like Titanic. She almost looked like the pics below.



When we get overweight, we lose our sense of confident, we get fed up easily and may even get depressed.

Perfectly understandable.

I know Stephanie will be reading this so in order to help her regain her self confident in the size department I post a poster below for her.




Everybody needs a confidence boost sometimes.
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The school does not allow coloured bras. The bras were confiscated and kept by the school. That is what some students in a secondary girls' school had to go through.
(Dated 5 March by The New Paper)

Parents cried father...cried mother like this is end of the world. “What is wrong with coloured bras? ” demand both parents and students.

What wrong? I tell you what's wrong. If we bend the rules here, bend the there, at the end of the day there will be no rules to speak of.

RULES ARE RULES!

Oh, I like lacy rainbow coloured bras, why can't I wear them in school?

I also like to wear unmatching colour shoes and socks, why can't the school allow me to wear one white and one black shoe?

I don't like the white uniform but the school insists I wear, why can't I wear my white CK shirt instead. It's white anyway.

I want to wear my tudung to school, why can't I?

Yellow sock look good on my school shoe, why can't I?

Without any accessory, my face look plain, why can't I wear this to school?

I want to look like F4, why can't I have long hair?

Dye hair is nothing wrong, why school doesn't allow me?

When I enter NS, I don't like the army uniform, why can't I wear my jeans for during drill?

(Why...why tell me why? - sang by Anita Mui)

Wau lau, these days teenagers are really getting out of hands. The parents cannot and don't know control them. Then the school have to think of ways to discipline them. As a result if cases like this, parents “cow pei cow bu” as if they got to temple and discover loss of chicken they intend to offer to the Deity.

Kan Ni Na

I was student before and I know what was like to provoke the school system and deliberately challenge authority. If not for the school discipline, I'll be even more mischievous guy that I already was.

Parents also have no slightest clues that their kids can behave like angels in front of them and devils behind them. Eg is the Tammy case. If the video didn't come out, you think the parents have any clues that their daughter is so advanced one meh.

Kan Ni Na

Nowadays children con their parents til there are 'gong' 'gong'. Overheard a few times on the street how kids were boasting how they trick their parents in getting time-out or extra pocket money.

And you parent think, “Oh my child are so good boy/girl. This teacher is idiots!” Little does the parents know that they themselves are label stupid by their own kids.

When parents spoilt their kids like that...what to do?

I was taking taxi home last Friday after drinking session. The cab driver was in her 60year old lady. Her phone rang after ending her call....I could see her frustrated and almost in tears.

Asked her why, she said, “My daughter in her 30s want me to buy supper after I end my shift. So big already still need me to buy everything for her. ”

Behind her words, I understand she meant that at her age her daughter suppose to take care of her not the other way round.

You spoilt kids now, you suffer later. Period.

Principal, what you did is correct. I stand by you, support you like a pillar. Now do you have any partime job in your school like P.E teacher or in need of a gardener?
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When I was in primary school every year towards the beginning of the school term, on the first week whereby teachers got to know pupils and we got to know our new classmate and the teachers had us either write or asked each student their ambitions – what they wanted to be when they grew up.

I don’t know what was the real purpose of the whole exercise, to be honest. At the age of 7 or 8 years old, I can tell you most kids would put down jobs like Doctor, Lawyer, Policeman or even Astronaut.

Standard answer as expected.

None of us put down real-life jobs like painter, construction worker, receptionist, hostess, or pirated vcd entrepreneur.

So why Doctor, Lawyer and Policeman? I really not sure. But for my class, when we asked to give our ambition, we would go something like this:

Teacher: So what is your ambition and why?

Student A: I want to become a policeman so I can catch all the bad guys.

Student B: I want to be a doctor so I can save lives

Student C: I want to become a lawyer. Mummy says it earn a lot of money.

Me: My dream is to become a teacher. I want to make a difference, just like you have done in my life, Miss Chan.

In reality, I really want to salesman but not ordinary salesman, mind you. It's more like underwear salesman.

Why you might ask?
Why do I like underwear so much.

You see, when you are 7 or 8 years old I'm sure you have a hero deep inside your heart. My hero was Ultraman.

So what do Ultraman and I like underwear got to do with each other?

When I was young, I always act like my hero...killing all the monsters. To be my hero you got to look him him, right?

You try putting your underwear over your head,..you will looked like Ultraman alright.
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From t-shirt to wallclock and they even came out Tammy postage.

Check this out.
http://www.cafepress.com/buy/tammy

Still on the topic on Tammy.

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Extract from ST:

But the 17-year-old told The Straits Times over the phone yesterday: 'I have done nothing wrong, I don't know why people are making such a big fuss about it. Everyone does it (films video clips of themselves), even my friends.'
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Hey, I'm not making a fuss, in fact I'm damn excited about it. You know in the West they have Paris Hilton. In Taiwan they have Chu Mei Feng. In Singapore we have our very own Tammy.

My long dream of Singapore having a AV industrial soon being realize.

I heard there part 1, 2 and 3 of their act...just like Lords of the Ring movie leh. Me trying very hard to locate the rest of the clips.....crossing my finger.

As resourceful that I was.....I managed to get hold of Tammy's phone number and I called her.

Me: Hi,...I'm a reporter of my own blog like to find out more about you and your Beng.

Tammy: Ai yo.....why you people making a big hooha out of nothing leh?

Me: Besides being careless in losing your phone, you have bad taste in choosing your man. Maybe you are Ah Lian....same breed as him?

Tammy: No lah. For a 21 year old Beng, he satisfied me very good, you know. His gun is long and crooked at the head, which means the head can reach the my G-spot easily. On top of that, he can “tong' very long.

Me: True, but I saw the video 3 times. I was like, “Where is the orgasm?”

Then the phone went dead.....
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http://www.channelnewsasia.com/stories/singaporelocalnews/view/194910/1/.html

SINGAPORE : A man was fined $1,000 in court for hurting a woman after her pet dog crossed his path.

Mika Johannes Sampovaara pleaded guilty to a charge of causing hurt to Mindy Tan Lay Eng outside her home in Siglap on February 4 last year.

The complainant had earlier asked for $50,000 as compensation. Sampovaara had offered to pay her $38,000 instead, but she refused.

Channel NewsAsia understands Tan may take a civil suit against Sampovaara for the injuries she suffered. - CNA/de

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Here's what happen.

Dog (golden retriever) dashed out into the path of a this “ang mo” kia. Man kicked dog. Dog's owner a Singaporean 40s lady's tried to pull her dog away, he floored her with a punch to the eye, causing her to bleed.

As she struggled to get away, he shoved her from the back, causing her to fall face first. Madam Tan was left with a 2.5cm-long scar on her eyelid that her doctors say is likely to be permanent.

So what do this “ang mo” gets for hurting a Singaporean?
Just a mere $1,000 fine!

Since this 'ang mo' already set the standard, next time Singapore citizens with the same crime, should get the equivalent punishment.

I am beginning to question the value of our Singapore citizenship.
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Came across this 2 blogs.

Blog 1

Blog 2

Is it our Singapore gals nowadays are too hard to please, so our guys start to turn to each other for comfort? There's no denying real men are a dying breed in Singapore.

Anyway, Tammy's parents will be very much comfort if they see their blog. At least they will say "Well my daughter is straight all right".
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I'm back. Si buay busy for the last 2 weeks.
Read the below news,

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Poly student in homemade sex video gets counselling

Teachers in other schools say many teens use phones to capture nude photos, sex clips
By Sandra Davie
EDUCATION CORRESPONDENT

THE girl involved in the homemade sex video circulating on the Internet is now undergoing counselling at Nanyang Polytechnic and has decided to continue with her studies.

The Straits Times understands that the school has also met the girl's family, though Nanyang Polytechnic refused to comment yesterday.

On Monday, The Straits Times reported that a 17-year-old information technology student going by the name of Tammy had filmed a 10-minute sex video with her boyfriend on her mobile phone.

Her phone was subsequently stolen and the thief distributed the video online. It has now surfaced on a number of websites.
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For the benefit for those lazy to read, l''ll do a summary here.

Girl and boyfriend gets naked and naughty. They decided to record their stunts on girl's mobile phone. Girl's mobile phone gets stolen, thief who took it found the clip and posted all over Internet.

Girl- Tammy as leading actress.
Boy- Ah Beng, main actor.

I saw this 10 minute clip and wow it's featuring BJ, breastfeeding, missionary and even do anal stunt for their finishing moves. Woof, looking at the way she performed all those 'adult-only' acts, she looked damn pro in the video for a 17 year olds.

Surely it not her first time doing this. Must sexually active for very very long time. Just one word to sum it all up.

She's got potential.

Singapore first 3G porn star in mass circulation, she's going to be more famous than Annabelle Chong. The talent of porn star acting to process into mobile clip, all our own next generation innovation.

Our future has hope!

What the big hoo-ha about this? Nothing, I'm writing because I want to comment about their performance(clip). Hahahaha

Let me talk about the main actor, the Ah Beng first. If you guys have not watched the clip yet, you must be wondering what it it all about. How do I rate his performance? Can win Golden horse awards for his “riding” skills? Will he make it into the porn world?

First thing he looked under-nourished like a walking chopstick to me. His “rod” which was hooked upwards. Meaning most probably he tuck his rod skywards in his undergarments.

Although, he seems to be quite experienced as he knows how to position Tammy in the missionary position and with a single thrust managed to penetrate the correct hole. He also knows how to switch positions with Tammy such that she sits on his rod.

But, he was dreadful in a way as he seems more intent on satisfying himself rather than pleasured his gf. Wau piang, no foreplay some more. No wonder throughout the clip I got the impression that she was not enjoying it. Her face looked was so sulky. Unfortunately experienced and skills are two very different things.

I rated him a 2 stars out of five as he was lacking not many styles were performed. I would have liked to see more pattern, like the challenging pushing wheelbarrow style or helicopter style instead of just missionary and Guan Ying sitting on the lotus style.

However kiddo to this Ah Beng, after 10min never saw him ejaculated. Good self control and he should make an ideal porno star with such long crooked cock.

As for leading and only actress in the clip, Tammy what more I can say? At the year of 17 years old, she's looked like a pro, act like a pro and should be in porn business.

But other than her oral skill, performance rather a passive participant. Therefore 3.5 stars out of five.

Me, looking forward to see more of the “local entertainment” in the near future. Last thing, why 17 years old can have sex but cannot watch RA movie? I really don't understand.
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Am very busy this whole week.
Will be back next week.

You got to see this! It's damn so funny.

The video clip

I suggest you let the video run for 10 min, then play from the start again.
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2nd day of the Lunar New Year.

Woke up and before I knew it,....I was at Clifford pier 9:30am sharp. At Clifford pier for what? Collect “Ang Pow”

Nah, attend ship lor. What luck I have for my ship came on the 2nd day not the 1st which I thought it was a blessing.

Finished work and met up with Bear at 1pm. Went to Newton for lunch before catching a movie Orchard. As expected only non-Chinese stalls open for business so not much variety to chose from.



Holly molly, I have absolute no clue of Bear's expression meant.



So after a good lunch went to watch “fearless” the movie which revolves around the true life of martial arts fighter Huo Yuanjia. Huo Yuanjia was born 1868 and died in 1909. His death is widely believed to have been caused by poisoning. Huo Yuanjia was a legendary martial arts master.

After the show, Bear told me Huo Yuan Jia was the first ever martial arts master follow by Bruce Lee. I asked him how about Wong Fei Hong. You're not gonna believe what Bear told me.

Bear said, “Wong Fei Hong don't know about fighting. He is not even a martial arts expert. He's actually working in Tuina doing foot massage.”

If what Bear said was true, perhaps Wong Fei Hong's famous Mo Ying Gerk was invented when he rub the customer's foot too fast therefore it becomes shadowless kick.

A happy and prosperous Lunar New Year to everybody!

We welcome The Year of the Fire Dog.

Fire Dogs are natural leaders. Fire Dogs are popular, charismatic people, always surrounded by a group of admirers. Not only admired for their vibrant personalities, these Dogs also possess a sexual attractiveness that makes them irresistible. These people are adventurous and vivacious, yet, honest and openhearted. However, because they are so active, they are generally not the settle down type.

I like the possess a sexual attractiveness part and by the way I'm born in the year of the DOG. Woof woof.

The rest of my family came about 11:30am and pay their respect and New Year's greeting to my mum. Together we had our steamboat lunch and everybody stay for dinner as well. Surprising they stayed until 9:00pm before leaving.


(My brother in law playing Chinese chess with Jo)

The Lunar New Year is the most significant festival for ethnic Chinese around the world no doubt, and it is a very jubilant occasion for me since young. It's has always been and always will be.
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It's time for our traditional reunion dinner. On this eve of Chinese New Year, the reunion dinner for all immediate family members. Family members even living afar would rush back home for this dinner.

A fully assembled family symbolizes a united family.

This year my brother in law brought his niece back for reunion dinner with us. Her name is Wensi and she's an American. My brother in law's sister married to a “ang moh”





The kids playing video games while adults do the cooking.

Brought them to the playground.



I must say, Wensi is very well in manner to my surprise.


(She is five yo and Jo is six)

No matter how early we start the preparations, mum thinks there are always not enough time for cook. Hey this builds up towards the excitement of celebrating the new year.

Like last year, I am extremely thankful that I do not have any vessel to attend. I got to enjoy my dinner with my family.
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After lunch and just outside international plaza, I saw this!



Apparently someone called the police after discover a suitcase left unattended. Usual procedure like the area cordoned off with white/blue police tape. At this point, the police were satisfied that everything is under control.

What could in the suitcase?
Another human body or even a bomb?


(Can you believe she's waiting for cab?)

Don't be fool the vicinity was clear of human traffic, in fact people were walking up and down the street with the “bochap“ written all over their faces. Some were standing meters away from the suitcase waiting for taxi like the lady in the picture. Other cross the road to take a closer look.

I actual heard some office workers saying, “Cannot be bomb lah, Singapore very safe one”

Strange as it may seem, no amount of learning can cured stupidity and formal education positives fortifies it. No wonder our government hired foreigns talent.

Our streets in Singapore are general safe. It's only the people who make them unsafe like terrorists. Will terrorists ever target Singapore? I see why not?

When thieves rob you, do they see your skin colors?

Was invited to Tiananmen by my supplier. This is the first time there and also it a high class KTV UNLIKE most of the KTV I went to. Most nightclub the hostess would butterfly her way from room to room often derive the majority of their earnings from tips...of course their sideline as well.

Men come with thick wads of money in their pockets and hopes of a raunchy time with the hostesses, as they prefer to be known.

Normally tips start from $50 and above. Once inside the rooms, things get really heated up. Hostess flirt, sit on your lap, do sexy dance, let your hands auto roaming their body and sometimes they even strip themselves to naked. If the price is right, sex can even be perform inside men toilet. No kidding.

They are focus in their objective, which is to earn as much money in the shortest time possible. In other words, “No Money, No Honey”.


(Tiananmen)

Like I said, this is a high class, high end nightclub and here there no handy panty. No touching, no naked, no nothing. Girls here get booked by hour. The hostess will NOT butterfly room to room. Once booked, they will sit with you for the whole session.

Got hear news about Mamasan didn't declare earnings of $325,000 somewhere in 2004? She works in Tiananmen.

Popular hostess easily earn more than five figure a month what a new graduate earns in half a year.

Time: 1945hrs.

I was late, shortly after arriving my host insisted getting a hostess for me. The mamasan send 15 girls inside our room to let me choose. Just imagine, 15 girls parade in front of you and so I anyhow chose lor.........the biggest breast available. Haha.



You might be wondering why on earth men will pay premium price to be here rather than those “fun” KTV.

Because unlike cheaper KTV lounges, high-end clubs like this keep up an appearance of propriety allow NO raunchy activites between clients and hostesses between in their rooms. Here is mostly for businessmen entertaining their clients.

Also superiority over other KTV is that the "mummy' and her girls are skilled in public relations. They attended to your every needs.

So what kind of topic you talk with the hostess? Not much really because I usually let my hands do the talking at cheaper KTV. Haha

Found out she's from China, Ling Ling is her name, 24yo and etc. I told her I worked in Macdonald.....selling burger. Earning RMB800 per month and the host who invited me is actually my customer when I sold him my burger.

She believed every word I said, except earning RMB800 per month part. I told her actual it was RMB800 per day and she told me, “Ya....I also heard that working in Macdonald or KFC in Singapore earn this kind of money.”

Hahaha. Quite a conversation.

Another thing is before I came here, heard that girls here are very pretty and elegant. Just one word, disappointed.


(Ling Ling)

What's my damage for the night? Nothing......free. To be honest, I never like going to this place and there is only ONE out of so many times I really enjoy myself.

Forget her name liao but I remember we engaged in deep tongue kiss; fighting of the tongue from 2300hrs to 0230hrs.
Ouch!

Every year without fail on this day exactly 0730hrs, Old veg (Chong) will call me. It is the unwritten ritual which we have been doing this for the past 10 years! You see, it's our birthday. Both of our birthdays fall on the same day, so we would call each other to give our birthday greeting.

First thing like to wish a very happy 34th birthday to Brother Old Veg.

Also would like to thank these guys who called and sent birthday greeting to me like Rachel, Stephanie, Ah Mei (Photo later), David and Toh.

Went to JB with Bear our fave playground, had our fave curry fishead for lunch. Nearly get myself a Levis t-shirt however no size. In the end, we end up buying nothing. Since this is not our first trip there, I shall do a fast forward.




(Taking a break)

As usual took taxi to some other shopping places and finally giving ourselves us a treat in body massage. Massage improves the flow of blood relaxes the muscles and also useful for specific ailments such as depression, neck and back pain.

By the time we finished, it like 6:00pm and dinner time liao. This alley is nothing fancy but the surrounds and the ambiance are it strongest point.




(On my right)


(On my left)


(This kind of food can't go without beer)

Made our way back to the causeway and one of my friend asked me have a drink at one of our regular place (pub).

Time: 2100hrs.
Place: Tanjong Pagar.

One of the waitress (Ah Mei) knew about my birthday. Together with her sister, they brought me a birthday cake and sang me birthday song.



I was taken surprised by this wonderful and very kind gesture. I wish I could offer myself to repay their kindness. Haha



HAPPY BIRTHDAY, NICK!
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I'm forced to clear my leave. After taking days from 16 Jan to 19 Jan, I still left 14 days of leave from last year! Alas, what am I doing to do with my free days? This is my first day of clearing leave and lucky for me Bear asked me for dinner.



Went across Bugis and tried this Sichuan “ma la” steamboat dinner buffet. Cost only $15 per person and it was rather reasonably priced considering the amount of services and food that one could devour himself with.



Bear was writing what we want.



Look at the chili soup which comes submerged under 5cm of chili oil. To see damage level could do, I surrendered after just one sip. The drown the fiery feeling on my tongue that borders on numbness from the extremely spicy soup- made with a huge amount of peppercorns, ginger and dried chili

“Ma la” is literally translated as “numb hot”. The thick, murky-orange soup looked harmless enough, but it was so spicy it was positively inhumane.



Even Bear who loves spicy food couldn’t take it. By the time dinner was over, he couldn't not taste anything with his tongue .That’s what I call a tongue-numbing experience.

I find that Sichuan “ma la” steamboat is excellent and very good value......a superb places to eat where the emphasis is on both quality and value.

After dinner went to Suntec city as Bear needs to buy shoe.



Bear looked so womanish to me. Holding a shoe with 2 hands?

I was surfing internet when I came across this female blogger trying to find a perfect date for her friend. So I send her an email.

Please click the below link and read before going further (Very important)
http://elvina33.blogspot.com/2006/01/wanna-be-her-valentine.html

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Dear Elvina,
I am writing to you after reading your blog. Allow me to introduce a very special friend of mine too, Ah Bear. Although how soft-spoken and blur person he may be, I am convinced he make the perfect Valentine's Day date for your friend.

You wrote Cheryl is patient, very kind and extremely "teasable".

Well, Bear happen to be an ardent enthusiast for that particular flavor, “teasable” although he doesn't know how make fun of someone playfully. Trust me, he knows all about the act of teasing because he constantly been the receiving end of being mock......by me.

Before any further introduction, let me attach picture of him.



Please do not look at the outer wrapper of the package, inside is a fully furnished world around him called muscle. I can assure you that your friend will be as safe as on board the Titanic with him as Valentine's date.

He's straight (although I have my doubt) and currently single. .....in fact he never had any girlfriend before. Clearly, his social skills need to be refined but no worry as he has some basic skills which some women love. He is a great friend, a good listener with an amazingly patient personality. He can just sit there like a person suffers from three delusions (1) smile (2) nod (3) stare.

If you still don't think Bear is the right person for her, let me yet attach another picture of Bear.



Understand you have strict criteria for the date for your friend.
You wrote.....

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- Someone who can connect with her intellectually
- Pleasant looking
- Makes her laugh; someone with a sense of humor
- Trustworthy
- Good tempered
- Preferably someone who drives (cos she stays quite out of the way)
- Financially stable
- Well-spoken
- Level of Horniness - 8/10
- Romanticism will be a BIG plus

Unquote”
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Allow me to address all this issue on Bear's behalf.

You want: Someone who can connect with her intellectually.
He may be not intellectually as you expected but he make up in his shortcoming as a good listener with an amazingly patient personality like I said. With his head nodding and drooping, always this will be one of his most powerful tools to connect with the Cheryl.

You want: Pleasant looking
Loving is not just looking at each other, it's looking in the same direction.

You want: Makes her laugh; someone with a sense of humor.
Looking at Bear will cause you giggle uncontrollably like you're having a seizure.

You want: Trustworthy
Look no further, Ah Bear IS the man.

You want: Good tempered
Bear has a handicap that is his good tempered. Being bully by me for more than ten years, I can vouch for him in front of my dirty pair of underwear.

You want: Preferably someone who drives (cos she stays quite out of the way)
Drive? He ride bicycle. But in this world, there a thing call TAXI.

You want: Financially stable
He is financially stable but forgive him for not winning the lottery last night. Rest assure, he's not in debt.

You want: Well-spoken
Soft-spoken and well-spoken is almost the same thing. Sama sama.

You want: Level of Horniness – 8/10
Not sure. You have to ask him yourself. I know mine though. Whenever I feel horny, I know that my 2 hands are my best friend. I give myself a 10/10.

You want: Romanticism will be a BIG plus
He is the modern Romeo. Once he wrote a poem for a girl. It goes like this, “You jump, I jump.”

Lastly, I am not very good at promoting my friend in a flowery way. Nevertheless, I hope I could get a favorable reply from you. I believe Bear and Cheryl will have much fun if given the chance.

Yours,
Nick How
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Ever heard of a song “Money for nothing” by Dire Straits?

It goes like this,
I want my...I want my...I want my color TV MTV



I saw color TV campus superstar. Nice....very nice.
They got audio (nice song to listen) and visual (zhaogeng) to the max.

Words Women Use

Fine
This is the word  women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

Five minutes
If she is  getting dressed, this is half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given 5 more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

Nothing
This is the calm before the storm. This means "something" and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with "nothing" usually end in "fine".

Go ahead
This is a dare, not permission. DON'T DO IT!

Loud sigh
Although not actually a word, the loud sigh is often misunderstood by men. A "loud sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over "nothing".

That's okay
This is one of  the most dangerous statements that woman can make to a man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

Thanks
This is the least used of all words in the female vocabulary. If a woman is thanking you. Do not question it, just say you're welcome and back out of the room slowly.
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Just opposite Parco Bugis Juction, we went to this restored building with 6 storey of shops. Selling mostly stuff you can find in Bugis Village. Nothing new, nothing interesting.



As usual, Bear is very enthusiasm in discovery new places but to me new places are like the old since they offered the same variety like in Bugis Village.

Went to Orchard found myself a polo-t from Mambo. Thank God, I may really need to consider Alan Delon if I still can't find one.



Eat dinner at this place....food sucks.

Oh yeah, there was this couple in their twenties who sat beside us just after we took our sits. As usual, woman wants to order, man gives in.

2 minutes later the waitress came back with the menu and said, “Mdm, the kid's meal you ordered is for 12 yo and below only.” Upon hearing this, I force myself not to burst into laughter. Trust me, I nearly collapse. You should look at the man's face.....priceless.

The lady desperately trying salvage the embarrassing situation by doing what Arsene Wenger do best, “I didn't see that”

I didn't see that.......yeah right. Anyway after meal, along the street of Orchard road I saw this.



Give a man a guitar and he'll be singing a song. Put a man in Orchard road with a guitar and he'll be begging in the street.
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When NKF first started charity tv on show, it was a success instantly. From once a year charity tv show to now at least 3 or 4 times. You not sick, I also get fed up.

Now, there are Singapore Idol, Star Idol, Project Superstar, Campus Superstar, Super Host and Super Band.

Is this really so interesting? I don't know.....I really don't know. I'm sick and tired about all this programmes. When Singapore Idol started, I thought it was nice, then came Project superstars. Since we have English competition, Mandarin version is inevitable. Also it's fresh, new and gives all the young people chances to show their talents.

Then the Ming Xing Ou Xiang, then Super Host, and Xiao Yuan Superstar. Later this year we have Singapore Idol 2 and next batch of Project Superstar.

Hey, I'm Super Sian and Super Tulan.

Mediacorp should come up with new ideas instead of trying to milk in from an overused formula. Once they hit on an idea which sells, they will milk it to death before moving on only when the public is exhausted by it.

There's a sucker born every minute, the foolish continues contribution their hard earning money. (SMS)
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Have you ever walk behind someone walking so so slow that you have to hold yourself back from stabbing them?

I have and I thought to myself......hey move it long your fat ass. Don't block the earth from spinning.

You ever walk next to a stranger who wants to walk the same speed as you?

I have and I thought to myself....get the fuck away from me. What are we....on a date here?

Why do I think this way? Hmmm.....

Anyway, I present you Japan magic.

Part One.

Part Two

Part Three