It another season of the reality shows “The Amazing Race”

Do they open the participation other than US citizens only? If they do, if I were to join and who will become my tag-team partner? In the race we could travel from the North Pole to Sahara Desert.

What fun it going to be and not to mention 1 million dollar of winning it.

I listed out couple of potentials candidates and I shall begin with the gals.

Me & Rachel

She can walk for sure almost like train army commando in a road march. Her endurance skill in window-shopping (standing/walking) has reached highest level. Her expertise in stamina in walking will be much needed in the “The Amazing Race”

Together we should make a lot of progress maybe reach the last 4 spot.

But she is frail when come to weather conditions.

Too hot, she will faint and too cold she will shiver to her spine bone. Poor senses of direction (reading maps/etc) do her no good as well. She can even read map upside down without knowing.

Conclusion: OUT


Me & Stephanie

After all these years in insurance business, her persistence & drive will be put into good use. Her determination to outlast and energy to carry on will be a boast to my campaign no doubt.

However her excessive sleeping is a weakness and together deprived her watching with Taiwan VCD, she will be like a women being bitten by an animal with rabies; go mad.

Conclusion: OUT


Me & Bear

Oh mama…. his hardiness, his ability to thrive under the most adverse conditions and the fact that he is exceptionally strong for his size, have earned him the nickname of ‘Bear”.
(Err…my description of him a like a good breed of horses.)

Anyway with his awareness and deep reservoir of emotional calm as attribute, half the war (race) has already won.

His little or no craftiness was a major let down. Without his indulgence of everyday good life, I have qualm of him lasting throughout the race.

Conclusion: OUT


Me & Melvin

His ability to smoke other contesters was superior to all the rest of the candidates. His handling of hardship.......

Melvin: Hardship? What hardship? I can’t take NO hardship you hear. No way! My hand needs to smooth..my face needs cream during the night...my...

Need me to continue? I rest my case, folks.

Conclusion: Red card (OUT)


Me & old veg

If I asked him to race to Yun Nam hair care centre, he can do it in record time. Do it in the actually race, that's another total different story altogether.

Conclusion: OUT


All is not lost, however.
I found a way out.

I shall clone myself. I have a twin brother then…how cool it will be.

Clone myself for what you may ask?

HELLO….hello….are you reading...for what?
I have sex with myself, is it?

The race, referring to the RACE! With my clone side by side with me, winning was be unavoidable. I'm so proud of myself and the other me.

Could someone tell me where I can clone myself?

It is a good day!

I finished my vessel at 2:30pm and I’m free! So I went to Bugis to buy some boxer underwear as my underwear population in my drawer was declining. Last night, I was investigating one of the unsolved mysteries of my home.

“Why was my underwear diminish and no new underwear appears?”

I was ready to conclude must be my horny neighbor stealing for her collection.

Alas, luck does not favor the needy for I could not find what I wanted. There is 1 particular boxer underwear I like very much, but it going to cost me $33 per piece from Mark & Spencer. Ouch…

Time: 4:00pm

Bear called and he AGAIN having his off for 4 days, which began from Monday to Thursday. What a lucky chap…and he happen to be in city hall.



You couldn’t possible miss him with his famous bermuda short and t-shirt even from far.

First thing he did was…..



Again the same thing, he kept ranting there is no BIG watch suitable for him. Maybe he should try wearing a clock around his wrist.

A picture tells a thousand stories.



Bear doing what he does best, wooing woman and making friends. With a little luck and a lot flirting, which knows he might have his day. Looking at the picture, bear understandable has no luck.

**Shrugged my shoulders**

We came to a decision to watch the



Wow, the animation was simply incredible. If you down with $5/-, my advise is borrow another $3.50 and go for it.

Time: 8:30pm
Loc: Rochor hawker center.

There is a famous porridge stall which both of us are going to try out. Pork porridge with egg cost $2.50 only and taste…..still I prefer frog porridge over pork.

Then saw 1 of our army friend, the one whom I mention before that his wife left him after 7 years of marriage.





He got a funny name, his name is called Ping Ping, no kidding.

He filed for divorce after his wife is seeing someone else. Initially both of them wanted custody of their 2 children but his wife back out as she knows it difficult for her to remarry with 2 children.

Bear & myself went on to do some shopping and our last shop is at balestier road to have chicken rice.

Time: 11:00pm



Bear is in deep thought when he in this kind of situation it mean only one thing.

He’s hungry!



From moody to all smiles, food can do wonder really.

Look at the table it cover with tablecloths, it can tell you it is no ordinary coffee shop. Cost us $15.20/- for chicken rice.

I would recommend if you have the dough, go for Soup restaurant’s signature dish, Samsui Ginger Chicken. Worth every penny.

On my way back home, I took bus…..no van. My A/manager took it for a spin with his “girlfriend”.

So I was sitting on the bus and there was this butch (with polo tee and pant) standing in front of me. Boy, does she look like a man.

However certain feature there a tell tale sign of a female so I keep looking at her breast to look for some clear cut evident and confirm my suspicious.

Apparently she very uncomfortable and hide her chest area with a newspaper. This is sooo amusing. What there to see, really?

Flat like a sheet of paper if you ask me.

You read today The Newpaper?

Huang Na’s foster father finally admitted the allegation, which he denies for a long time. He was jailed in Singapore before.

Understand for Huang Na’s funeral donates, it is said that he will give part of the sum to the charity. Now he urged the public NOT to ask about the donation money!

Then he told the eerie story of Huang Na's mother disappearing in the middle of the night. This story appeared told to win maximum sympathy in order not to question about the donation money.

What happen to Took? Is the police investigation over?

Surely like the serial cartoon transformer’s slogan “More than meet the eyes”

I’ll be watching this development closely.

Whether it a male or a female so long it from P.R.C, u better beware and prepare.

I have been mobilize again.

Activate to attend another survey. I don’t know why but when it comes to brewage, the survey company like to call me. Perhaps, I’m the expert on this field? I see myself as an evaluator nowadays.

Time: 1630hrs.
Loc: Stamford road.

Old veg suppose to be there but he nowhere at the scene and I called his mobile…..played disappearing act.
Hmm..something is indisputably wrong with him.

Ever heard a story about cry wolf?

No? What’s that?

Good question.

Go to library, under the children section, look under “The Shepherd Boy and the wolf”

Old veg is like the shepherd boy…the older he got, the more senile he became. Never mind, gossip about him some other time.

Reach the survey company and was led to a room to wait.



Where the freaking air-con? It was so warm, I could barely breathe. Ten minutes gone by I’m still in that freaking sauna room. During that difficult moment, I began to swear like my sergeant in the army.

As if they knew I was 'praying’ for their family…I was led to another room.

Ahh……one of the greatest invention of all time, air-con. This room much better no question about it.



Today survey is about coffee. I was asked about the taste/packages of the new product. For the first time, I taste exotics coffee with banana favour and that was only the tip of the ice-berg.

What was remarkable was I drank a coffee which the after taste is rather similar 7-up icy cold (mint). Very refreshing and it not in the market as yet.

30 minute gone by and I was handed an envelope.



The best thing in life is free, I refer to my dinner and beers later on.

I can’t believe some Singaporean is so brainless.

Media indeed is a powerful tool, no doubt about it.
I refer to Huang Na’s death.

Donation has been pouring in left and right for Huang Na's family. A “foreign talent” (Took, Malaysian) kills another ‘foreign talent’(Huang Na, PRC) and it nothing to do with Singaporean.

Me insensitive? Hear me out!

Some time ago there a man who lost his wife and two children due to drowning at the Kranji Reservoir.

Did Singaporean give their support?

How about the soldiers who died because of dunking by his trainers? Oh that you might add that he is considered an adult whereas poor Huang Na is still a kid?

Common…think about this. The dead soldier’s parent having raised him for 18 years and thought that maybe couple of years it time to harvest their fruit of their labor and it suddenly gone.

Tell me which is worst?

Instead we went on sympathy on ‘foreign talent’. First and foremost, I pity the deceased child. She is so young and yet she had to fend for herself at such a tendering age.

As for her mum is different story altogether.

She is irresponsible to have left her child to fend on her own. She left her 7 years old child in the hands of a "responsible stranger", while she returned to china to attend to some urgent matters.

Something is very wrong here. If one is worried about the relative, one should also be worried about the own child left alone in Singapore.

Saw her on TV and gave me the impressive whereby the more you offer sympathy and treat her well, the more she will demand even more.

The step dad – One thing only……money face.(The donation)

Singaporean is offering her too much sympathy to the point of being ridiculous and becoming a stupid fool

Having said that, I’m very sure this case is more than meets the eyes. It left me with more unanswered questions than answers even after the arrest of Took.

Still there no charges for Took and it will be interesting to see where the investigations lead.

Very interesting case it would be......

I saw something hilarious today.

All my years out to the sea, I never experience this.

I saw sitting at the extreme left at the rear of my launch; which is a motorboat with an open deck or a half deck.

All of a sudden I saw this half metre fish jumping out of the water and in…..out…….in as if doing some kind of diving. I noticed it heading towards the side of the launch.

It has happen to fast no time to take actual footage.

(Exhibit A)


And it jumped, knocked and landed itself to the side of the launch. I was taken aback somewhat and the fish thrash about and finally landed back into the water.

If this is a migrating fish, it is apparent it lost it sense of direction. Or maybe the fish was trying to commit suicide.

What did the fish says when he hit the launch?
WTF.

It mean "What the FISH".

I went onboard the biggest vessel to date.

It has a gross GRT of 110,000……impressive. Her overall length is longer/higher than my block.



I had to climb about 4 stories (HDB) to be onboard. In case you can’t visualize the height of the vessel here a picture.



That is a crew….lowering gangway (stairs) for me.

Tough job eh?

Happy Hari Raya Puasa!

My family is celebrating too!

We are celebrating my nephew’s birthday in advance.
He is turning 4 years old and how time flies.

Have our lunch at Soup restaurant as recommended by me. Went there before with Rachel and I thought the food was quite good.

Loc: Suntec, soup restaurant.

To avoid the crowds, we booked our table at 2:30pm.



My mum, the patriarch of the family and my brother in law on her left.

If you happen to eat at this restaurant there is a dish you MUST order. It is their signature dish, Samsui Ginger Chicken. It the olden days, it a unique dish prepared by the Samsui woman in Chinatown during Chinese New Year.

It was really delicious.

After the meal….here come the birthday cake.



Actually, my nephew name is Josiah but all our family members called him Jo for short. He was adored by everyone and he’s quite naughty at times. Well, what do expect from kid?

I brought Jo to the fountain……..he simply loves it.



Here are some pictures of him feeding the Koi.




Each time going out with my nephew was another whole new experience.

It’s wonderful……simply wonderful.

Before I forgot, it saw the English Premier League cup on display at Suntec.



Didn’t take much pics cos my nephew was with me and his patience was limited. You don’t want to incur the wrath of Jo’s power……

It has been a long time.

A month since I last saw Rachel.

Today I met her to give back her personal stuff which was left at my place. She came down wearing short and t-shirt with her spec.

Hmmm....just the way I like it.

Didn’t take any picture because I forgot all about it.
Argg…….I should have kill myself.

Where my soya bean curd so I can choke myself to death.

We only chat for 5 minutes before we took our leave.

I wanted to give her one last hug before I go off but she looked as if she gloomy so I didn’t.

Anyway, I wish her all the best in her journey without me.

[Some people come into our lives & quickly go. Some stay for a while and yet other will leave quietly. And Rachel leaves footprints on my hearts. I will never forget her]

A tribute to Rachel.

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Rachel asked me if she was pretty.
I said no.

She asked me if I wanted to be with her forever.
I said no.

She then asked me if I would cry if she walked away.
I again said no.

She had heard too much.
She needed to leave.

As she walked away, I grabbed her arm and told her to stay.

I said,” You’re not pretty, your beautiful. I don't want to be with you forever, I need to be with you forever. I wouldn't cry if you walked away, I would die."

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I was getting ready.

Get ready to watch who will be booting out of the Singapore Idol.

Got call from my friend, Hock Soon.
“Fai, can treat me for a drink.”

Those from my secondary & army friends would call me by my last name. Ok, since I’m always so generous.

There he was…..sitting there waiting for me.



I have known him for over more than ten years since my secondary school days.

I cannot resist in taking this picture.



Make a guess how old is he?

He is older than me just 11/2 months ONLY.
That right, I say again only ONE and A HALF MONTH.

Holy mony, hard to believe but it true.

An insight about this person.

He is the most idle and useless person I ever known as a friend.
His laziness is beyond my comprehension.

He has obtained his ‘O’ level, however he is now working as temporary worker earning about $45 a day.

During the conversation he was complaining he only has job for about three days for a week which is came to $135.00. (Because it temporary)

Now, before you pity him….and some facts about him.

Before going into temporary job, he has worked in various kinds of jobs. I mean it like within a year he can work in 8 different companies.

And all these times either he resigns due to standing too much on the job (he complain), too much work (he complain) or even no air-con in his working environment (he complain)

If not, he got the sack because he absents himself without applying any leave or any valid MC. Reason; he just wanted to rest at home.

It’s incredible!

Every time he loses his job, he would blames everybody including ants, rats or even mosquitoes but not himself.

He never failed to agitate piss me off whenever we had dialogue.

He think that the world revolve around him. He thinks he is the centre of the universe.

Roger aka ‘Poh piah” and Melvin aka ‘jediman’ also know him and both of them avoid him.

Not only treat him for drink…..



I treat dinner as well.

He asked for dinner from me.

Before you think it ok…………since he poor, not earn much…bah..bah..bah.

Every times he came to look for me, he asked for beer and dinner so much so I lost count. Arr….well what are friends for.

Good news is he won’t be looking for me at least for another month.

I have recovered!

I felt good once again.

Give me couple of cockroaches and I could have effortless kills it.
Yes, I feel strong now and even house lizard don’t want to mess with me.

It’s Deepavali!

It a holiday and I’m not working! Sweet news.....like music to my ear.

I pick up Bear near his house and we went to Besar food center for lunch.



It situated at Jalan Besar road, which is quite inaccessible without vehicle as it not near MRT. This place sells a lot of tonics food. Bear order herbal duck soup with yam rice and I order a turtle soup with plain rice.

For those violently object eating turtle soup, here a little info.

It is not those endanger sea turtles that I’m eating and it’s illegal to sell in Singapore, let alone eat. What I am eating is river turtle, which is found abundantly in Indonesia.

You might says it still turtle what?

Well, a lady handbag is still a handbag no matter which angles you look at it, but Prada and Panda are different brands, different prices.

Or how about this....

It is like a ang moh whom is bald, fat and ugly and still there are SPG girls flock to him like bee to honey.

Whereas a Bangladesh chap who is happen to be handsome, well tone body……will he have the same treatment?

I don’t think so.

Same here, turtles family but different species. Period.

After lunch Bear wanted to go Marine Square and Suntec to buy some shirts. Park at Esplanade as there no parking space available at Suntec.

Ah, the flower themes are still there.



I pretend myself as a tourist and have my picture taken. I don’t know why but nowadays I love looking at myself. Hahaha

Bear now working as a salesman in Taka Shipping center and he needs to wear long selves with tie. Off he goes trying his new outfit.



Seriously, I never had seen him in such a formal wear. Bears in the wild dun even wear clothers.

Before I forget, Marine square they have this water fountain.



It was quite nice and for you probably haven’t seen it before, it shows it about time for you to pay a visit.

We proceed to Suntec and Bear can’t help looking at watches. Every shop that we passed by, he would steal a glance.



I noticed he loves BIG watches and in fact he likes everything that are BIG. It would not take a genius to figure out what he like in a woman.
Big? Get the hint? Woof.

I finally brought it. At last, thank to Bear’s voucher I can get 40% off it. I wanted this shirt for a long time liao. I thought the price was quite steep and unwillingly to purchase. Every time during lunch, I would go over the Docker shop feel the shirt material. I'm that desperate.



Isn’t my new shirt a beauty? Normal price $55.50 and I only paid $33.30/-. What a steal. Spending money is one way to make me happy.

We were on our way back to Esplanade and we saw this restaurant.



Everything on the menu...I mean EVERYTHING on the menu they have garlic, including ice cream. Yummy…I’m a garlic lover. Must give a try some time.

Both of us were tired after much walking and we went for spa with massage at Tanglin shopping center.

They have hot bath/steam bath/sauna-bathing with a traditional Thai massage throw in for 45 min for just $36.

What the heck, we went in. Book our massage 1 hrs later and we enjoy the facility first. Turn off was the lockers area which were as very small.



It can’t accommodate more than 1 person. With Bear inside it obvious I have to wait outside.

Oh my goodness..



This hot bath is simply wonderful. With bubbles all around me I never felt so relaxed. I could see the hot steam rising from the water. Max in the water was about 15 min as I could feel myself being boil like an overcook egg.

We did our steam bath & sauna-bathing and refreshment was free.

We were semi nudes and with number tag on our wrist, I felt somewhat like a male prostitute parade. Lucky there is no faggot around....come to think of it, we were the only customers.



During the massage, the lady had to twist my neck. I had a feeling of agitation and anxiety. If she had not done it properly, she could have break my neck.

She seemed satisfied when she twists my neck and arms there is a cracking sound.

It’s like when I was young, I played “go li” (marble) there is an unwritten rule, no sound no count. It mean when the marble hit another marble, sound must be present. If not, it considered a no no.

Well, I love every minute of being “torture”.

I surrender!

Finally I succumb to my cold and went to see a doctor. My body’s immunity is get weaker as the year goes by.

A sign I’m getting old.

When my younger days, even when I have fever there no need for me to take medicine, let alone see a doctor.

I reach home at 11:00am (job from last night) and my cold haven’t go AWOL.

I feel awful.

Even a strong minded person…..can be very vulnerable.

I feel terrible….

I was down with a cold.

A stuffy nose, sore throat, and sneezing are usually signs of a cold.
The whole day I have been sneezing, at times five sneezes consecutive.

My nose damn itchy to make the matter worst.

I still need to attend ship later in the night (2359hrs), really moral at the lowest point. Tell me how low it can get……couldn’t get any lower liao.

I'm writing a short entry as I am having flu/cold right now.

Mum & sister came back from their South Africa tour this early morning. Unfortunately I have didn’t fetch them from airport as I have a ship in the morning (0330hrs).

After reaching home at 9 plus in the morning, my mum was talking non-stop about her tour…Alas photographs are not yet ready but I will post some pics in the future to let everybody see.

Some of the funny encounters that she said was her friends (aunties) are all in their 50s & 60s and once they check in the hotel first thing was to turn on the TV.

For what?

Watch pornographic material!

Isn’t funny?

Yes, we are depriving of this “experience” in this little red dot land of ours.


Later in the evening met up Stephanie for dinner at Jack’s place.



It’s been quite some times since our last meeting together.

When you are spoilt for choice in term of foods variety that could turn out to be a headache
.


It took us a good ten minutes finally deciding what we want.



Before you think she all dress up like a bird….


Now take a look at these pics below.





Hahaha.

Anyway, I have stomach upset after the meal and I’m boycotting jack’s place!!!

(I'm having flu.....shit)

Wondering how Rachel & me broke up?

Dying to know what happened?
When, what, why and how it happened?

Shall I reveal more?

Ok...here my story...........

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We have been together for two years. I love blogging and often post my work on the net, but nobody ever reads them. I’m also into mobile photography. I love her very much. She has a quick temper and always bullies me. I’m a gentleman and always give in to her.

Today, she's being willful again.

Her: "Why can't you attend my friend's wedding?"

Me: "I don't have time that day."

Her: "Humph!"

Me: "Huh?"

Her: "Don't have time? Write less of those blog, and you will have all the time you need."

Me: "I... …."

Her: "Humph! I don't care!"

Me: "No."

Her: "Just this once?"

Me: "No."

Negotiation's broken. So, she gave the final warning: "Give me a Yes within three days, or else..."

First day, she "withheld" the kitchen, bathroom, computer, refrigerator, television, hi-fi...except the bed, to show her "benevolence".

Of course, she has to sleep on it too. I didn't mind, as l still has some cash in my pockets.

Second day, she conducted a raid and removed everything from my pockets and warned, "Seek any external help, and you bear the consequences”

I’m nervous now. That night, on the bed, I beg for mercy, hoping that she'll end this state. But she doesn't give a damn and says, “No way am I giving in, until you agrees.”

Third night, on the bed. I was lying on the bed, looking to one side. She's lying on the bed, looking to the other side.

Me: "We need to talk."

Her: "Unless it's about the wedding, forget it."

Me: "It's something very important."

She remains silent.

Me: "Let's spilt up."

She did not believe her ears.

Me: "I got to know a girl."

She's totally angry, and wanted to hit me. But she held it down, wanting to let me finish. But her eyes already felt wet. I took a photo out from my chest. Probably from my undershirt pocket, that's the only place she didn't go through yesterday.

How careless.

Me: "She's a nice girl."

Her tears fell.

Me: "She has a good personality too."

She's heartbroken because l put a photo of some other girl close to my heart.

Me: "She says that she'll support me fully in my pursue for blogging after we got married."

She's very jealous because she said the same thing in the past.

Me: "She loves me truly."

She wishes to sit up and scream at him "Don't I?"

Me: "So, I think she won't force me to do something that I don't want to do."

She's thinking, but the rage won't subside.

Me: "Want to take a look at the photo I took for her?"

Her: "...!"

I bring the photo before her eyes. She's in a total rage, hits my hand away and leaves a burning slap on my face.

I sigh, she cries.

I put the photo back to my pocket and she pulls her hand back under the blanket.

I turn off the light, and sleep. She turns on the light, and sits up.

I asleep. She lost sleep.
She regrets treating me the all this time.

She cried again, and thought about a lot of things. She wants to wake me up. She wants to have an intimate talk with me. She doesn't want to push me anymore. She stares at my chest. She wants to see how the girl looks.

She slips the photo out.

She wanted to cry and she wanted to laugh.

It's a nicely taken photo. A photo I took for her.
She bends down, and kissed me on my cheek.

I smiled. I was just pretending to be asleep.

"You learn to love, not by finding a perfect person, but by learning to see an imperfect person perfectly."

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One thing boys & girls.

This is total fictional!

I found this story over the net and I thought it was very motivating. I change some of the contents to fit myself in.

What a cheapthrill do I get....haha

Sorry Rachel if you reading this...It meant to be a joke. But I know you won't hold against me, ya.

Make love, not war.

I was at home clearing my entire movie pirated VCD.

I can’t believe even after I threw away over one hundred of vcds disk and I still have balance another hundred more. The rest I will be keeping at this point of time.

Why so good, having my off day yet again?
Damn, it's because this coming Sunday I have to work!

At 3:30pm I got a call from those marketing company. You know the types whereby they inform you how lucky you are, being the chosen one and I require to attend for a talk in order to claim a prize.

Normally, I tell them I’m not interested.

But this company is different in a way that they tell me I will get either an mp3 player or vcd player with voucher for hotel accommodation & spa if I listen to their presentation.

Hmm....…mp3 sound good.
I know, I am a cheapo....

Ok...I fix appointment at 5:00pm, their place at Orchard road.

(No pics cos I was asked to turn my mobile off upon entering. They must have read my blog!)

Reach there at 5pm sharp and promptly filled up the registration form. Their presentation was about holiday…time-share thing.

I remember when Rachel & me went out for our very first date; we were ‘force’ to participate this program too.

I was met with this lady and she is extremely charming. May I repeat myself?
She is extremely charming.

Before the presentation we engaged in small talk, which lasts about 20 minutes. Found out from her that her dad is a Taiwanese & mum a Thai and she is 24 year of age.

Mix blood!

Her parents living in Thailand and she stays here...she is a Singaporean. She speaks fluent English & Mandarin and yet doesn't know Thai language.

And I found something very interesting.

Her art of flirting was absolutely brilliant…...the best I ever met. It took me off guard totally and it’s not like slut pattern, mind you.

I must confess her flirting skill has highest level. Her name is Caterina if I remember.

Anyway during the talk, one of the conversations likes this.

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C: If you travel by outside travel agencies probably u will get fuck up services.

Me: Hmm

C: Then you will get fuck up rite?

Me: Hmm

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Never in my life do I encounter someone trying to sell me a product will use the words fuck.

No sirs, never!

By and large, gals said the word fuck often either they ranting or they are panting. The latter is very fascinating needless to say.

Whether it consciously or sub consciously, throughout the conversation, her flirting talent or skill was ever omnipresent. I found my mental strength being drawn away from me.

By the way, it's NOT because of the word fuck that she said. It’s the whole conversation and body language that she presents herself. I repeat it is not those sluts type pattern, hor.

Did I sign up in the end?

No.....


Because the force is strong in me.
I will not tilt to the dark side of the force.......

In the end I get my vcd player with some vouchers to spa and a Tang discount card.(They run out of mp3 player)

Nevermind, no fish.....prawn also can.

I’m such a cheapo…whahahaha.

Then I met up bear who just knock off in orchard for late dinner together.

After lunch I was standing at the side entrance of Parkway Parade, smoking and observing. It was raining and I just love seeing girls running to avoid the rain and getting drenched.

It’s kind of turn me on, actually.

I saw this lady approaching and she looked damn familiar…..I just can’t figure who she was. Besides her was this man holding an umbrella and he too came across very recognizable.

It was when both of them were walking past me and then I become conscious. It was none other than Daphne and Sylvester from Singapore idol.

As soon as they step inside the building, they caught the eyes of those schoolgirls roaming around. The schoolgirls wave and shout at them as if they saw mega superstars.

Soon Daphne & Sylvester were flock by these silly toads (Schoolgirls).

The teens’ heads were shaking vigorous when they asked Singapore Idol stars for an autographed. For a moment, I thought they have consumed ecstasy pills.


(Sylvester in white)

Why they need to do this? Surely they could just walk up and asked for an autograph. There certainly no need for all this commotion.

I know…..It’s a culture that is bred by our environment.

After posing for camera and signing they continue their journey.



When Daphne & Sylvester proceed to 2 floors they were met by more schoolgirls. This group was even worst than the first lot.

So I furiously took more pictures.




For the sake of my diary…..I had to take more pics…..I had to sacrifices & endure by the noise given out by female of toads (school gals) which squeak at ALL times.


(There was Daphne)

Daphne was very short, almost like a midget and her voice belongs to kid’s central channel.How can she still in the competition, I wonder?

The duo was busy signing autographs.




I know can’t see the face rite?
What to do….with all the silly toads around.

Anyway, some gals thought I’m their fan cos I took pics.

Oh please……..oh please……..I hope the floor would open up and devour me.

Admirer?

Ya right, I am fan of any big breast lady!
(I’m so unsophisticated at times)

Ah…..how I wish Maia and her 2 big assets was in Parkway instead of them.

I was watching super Taiwan Super Sunday and there was a segment finding long lost friend/person. Ah Liang was in charge of locating who/whom ever the person was.

There was this lady in her 40s wanted to find her younger brother’s classmate. The reason was her younger brother committed suicide many years ago and he left his possessions (letters/diary/photgraphs) with his classmate. She just wanted her brother’s belonging back for memories sake.

She revealed her brother had many girlfriends in the past and each time he was the one who make the first move for the breakup.
However it was his last girlfriend who initiates the separation and all hell breaks loose and in the end her brother chose to end his life.

HUH?

It reminded me of some people I came across who have this belief,” I can do whatever to you but you cannot do anything to me”

What a freaking disgrace!

If he was reincarnated and reading this, I will come out of his monitor screen and bitchslap him silly with my cactus plant.

Whoever initiates the break off, it’s not important. Deal with it.

Take a look at me and Rachel.

Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask,
'Where have we gone wrong?'

Then a voice says to me,
'This is going to take more than one night.'

(This meant as a joke)

If you not laughing probably you have no humor.
Always look at the bright side of life:)

Ok....ok...that enough.

As Sunday draws to an end and Monday crept in, I can’t help feeling sian.

So sometimes I go back to older diary entries, I find myself amazed at what I have written. It likes a going through old photographs and it was priceless.

Finally happy Halloween!

I found a new garget in Parkway Parade to play with!

I was walking by Harvey Norman store and I saw self-service digital photo printing kiosks.

Nothing innovative, right?

On closely inspection, it almost the same as that photo printing shop with have memory cards slot and cd-rom for you to scan and print out whatever photo you want.

But this machine has another function, bluetooth.



I dun believe in curiosity kill the cat so I try sending a photo from my mobile to the kiosks machine to test water. And it work!


There you see, I send Melvin pic to the kiosks machine.

It can choose any frame, background theme or the paper types as you prefer.

It can even extend to the max of the screen.



The costs are about a dollar for 1 photo to print out. So after playing for few minutes I decided to quit.
However I cannot seem to cancel the picture on the screen. I spend another few minute to figure it out but in vain.

Finally I left in frustrate but not before I took another pic.
I left Melvin picture to the max size in the machine.



While I was walking away, I saw some passerby stopped and comment about Melvin pic. Good or bad I don't know. But I know one thing.

Wow he must be famous liao and suddenly as an idea struck me like lighting!

I will take some pictures of anyone working in the vicinity and send by bluetooth to the machine. This way, he /she will be famous! Hahaha

I can’t wait till Monday (back to work) to play with my new found toy!

I'm bad...I'm bad....u know.....u know (Sing like Michael Jackson)

Mum & my sister will be going to South Africa tomorrow-early morning by flight SQ at 1:30am and coming back on the 6 Nov morning. It costs them more than $3500 each this tour. It daylight robbery if you ask me. They still have to give US$10.00 per day each to the tour guide. What an expensive tour! I didn’t tag along because of I don’t think it worthwhile.

The dynamic duo had been to many places before. The only time I did go with my mum & sister were to Australia & New Zealand. Yeah, it was quite an experience going with them.

I guess the only regret I didn’t follow them was to USA and Japan.

2 years ago when they went to Japan, my brother-in-law did follow along. He booked the hotel/Inn (Tokyo/Osaka) through the Internet and basically the trio did sightseeing without any tour guide. My kind of tour though.

I remembered one incident mum told me that I laughed like a hyena.

After they had check in one of the Inn (guesthouse), the staffs told them their family bath/private hot bath are ready.

Some information on Japanese-style bath

1) Take off your clothes in the changing room.
2) Put clothes in the shelf or basket
3) Enter the bathroom with a small towel
4) There will be a bucket beside the tub, scoop out some water and pour it over yourself to rinse your body before getting in the bathtub.
5) Then you soak in the bathtub. You are not to bring anything into the tub, not even a towel. In other word, total naked.

The Inn’s staff told mum they are to bath together.

My mum look at my sis.......my sister in return stared at my brother-in-law.......my brother-in-law then throws a shy glance at my mum.

Everybody naked?

Whahahahah, darn it so funny.

In the end, my brother-in-law stays in the room with mum & sis heading for the bath.

I am traumatize by today event.

This morning when I go for works I was driving along the PIE expressway. There was this big dump truck, the kind carry sands in front of me. The truck was doing 60km/hr at the extreme left lane. I can’t see what in front of me other than the truck and this is dangerous.

So I overtake the truck and when you overtake you need to increase your speed isn’t it? If not how? Horn/give a hand signal to trucker driver to slow down?

So after overtake, I switch back to left lane (left lane for slow vehicle) and I spotted this traffic police with his stationary BMW at the shoulder lane. He was carrying a laser speed camera looking at my direction.

After 2 min of driving, the traffic police (BMW) came beside me and signal me to stop. He proudly show me his new his latest gadget which I have clocked a speed of 83km/hrs. I exceeded 20km and the fines was $150/- & 6 demerit points that what the officer told me.

After much negotiating he actually let me go with a warning, much to my surprise. Whahahaha. To be honest, the officer was a nice chap.

The thing is I noticed mostly slow vehicles were target. If one traveling at 80km/hrs at some point of time, still I think it acceptable. It’s not like doing a F1 racing.
Have you guys travel 60km/hr, boh? I tell you, you will not kill by road accident but instead of boredom.

So assuming I drive at the legal speed limit (60km/hrs for van) so how to overtake in order not to exceed my speed limit?

If for those in van/lorry/truck obeying the 60km/hr rules and don’t overtake, you can imagine the stretch of the extreme left lane.

There are speedsters, who race at 120km/hrs like Michael Schumacher, please target them instead.