Do they open the participation other than US citizens only? If they do, if I were to join and who will become my tag-team partner? In the race we could travel from the North Pole to Sahara Desert.
What fun it going to be and not to mention 1 million dollar of winning it.
I listed out couple of potentials candidates and I shall begin with the gals.
Me & Rachel
She can walk for sure almost like train army commando in a road march. Her endurance skill in window-shopping (standing/walking) has reached highest level. Her expertise in stamina in walking will be much needed in the “The Amazing Race”
Together we should make a lot of progress maybe reach the last 4 spot.
But she is frail when come to weather conditions.
Too hot, she will faint and too cold she will shiver to her spine bone. Poor senses of direction (reading maps/etc) do her no good as well. She can even read map upside down without knowing.
Conclusion: OUT
Me & Stephanie
After all these years in insurance business, her persistence & drive will be put into good use. Her determination to outlast and energy to carry on will be a boast to my campaign no doubt.
However her excessive sleeping is a weakness and together deprived her watching with Taiwan VCD, she will be like a women being bitten by an animal with rabies; go mad.
Conclusion: OUT
Me & Bear
Oh mama…. his hardiness, his ability to thrive under the most adverse conditions and the fact that he is exceptionally strong for his size, have earned him the nickname of ‘Bear”.
(Err…my description of him a like a good breed of horses.)
Anyway with his awareness and deep reservoir of emotional calm as attribute, half the war (race) has already won.
His little or no craftiness was a major let down. Without his indulgence of everyday good life, I have qualm of him lasting throughout the race.
Conclusion: OUT
Me & Melvin
His ability to smoke other contesters was superior to all the rest of the candidates. His handling of hardship.......
Melvin: Hardship? What hardship? I can’t take NO hardship you hear. No way! My hand needs to smooth..my face needs cream during the night...my...
Need me to continue? I rest my case, folks.
Conclusion: Red card (OUT)
Me & old veg
If I asked him to race to Yun Nam hair care centre, he can do it in record time. Do it in the actually race, that's another total different story altogether.
Conclusion: OUT
All is not lost, however.
I found a way out.
I shall clone myself. I have a twin brother then…how cool it will be.
Clone myself for what you may ask?
HELLO….hello….are you reading...for what?
I have sex with myself, is it?
The race, referring to the RACE! With my clone side by side with me, winning was be unavoidable. I'm so proud of myself and the other me.
Could someone tell me where I can clone myself?
