I have no trouble keeping resolutions. However there are one going to my recycling resolutions every year.

1999: I want to quit smoking
2000: I should be quiting smoking within a month.
2001: Smoking suck, I will quit
2002: I will assume responsibility as a non-smoker again.
2003: Have to quit smoking, that's my final answer..damit.
2004: Price increase again for cigarettes, I confirm will quit smoking
2005: It's not too late to make a change. I must break my addiction to nicotine
2006: I will try to quit smoking.

My New Year's Resolutions for 2007:

1) I declare that I will stop smoking.