Nick: The highly anticipated and long-awaited interview with Rachel is here, folks. First of all, it was driving me crazy trying to pin Rachel down for an interview. She is always on the move, very hard to get hold of her.
Rachel: Yes, been pretty busy lately. My schedule is tighter than any tupperware product *brush her hands against Nick*
Nick: May I add something dear, you're busy all along since day ONE I know you.
Rachel: *giving a squeeze on Nick's nipple* Ai ya, don't say like that meh.
Nick: Ouch, that's feel good. Err......let's get back to the interview. Here I got lot of emails from readers especially people like Peh, Roger, Bear and Melvin asking tons of questions.
Rachel: Let's get things rolling then.
Nick: Tell me about your work, your belief and yourself.
Rachel: My formula for success is rise early, work late, strike 4D or Toto. I was born in a poor family and...........
Nick: *interrupting* Me too! I was so poor growing up and if I wasn't a boy.....I'd have nothing to play with.
*both laughing hysterically*
Nick: Hey, just came in this email. A question for you. *staring at my pc* It's from Melvin.
Rachel: Really? How did he says?
Nick: Good grief, he asked you how many times you had sex in a month!
Rachel: *grinning shyly* How can ask this type of question? I'm a girl, leh.
Nick: Total agreed! *both hands and legs raise* Listen, Melvin if you trying to be funny, it ain't. Don't let me see you next time for I will push you over and mount you from the rear............
Rachel: *interrupting* Do a doggie style!
*Nick hi-five Rachel and both laugh hysterically again*
Nick: Ah......that's funny. My next question came from Bear. He asked what do you think of your ex-boyfriend? *clearly looking uncomfortable*
Rachel: Good question. He's a loser, big time! He's whiny, pathetic and nobody will care if he's ripped limb from limb. He's like a rat in the drain, menace to society, hazardous to the community.
Nick: *grasp*
End of part ONE
(Part two will post on the 7th June)
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