Nick: Welcome everyone to my blog interview. Today guest is none other than my long time and good friend, Melvin.
Melvin: I'm so glad to be here, Nick. *lean forwards from his seat*
Nick: Yes, as my readers would all like to know about you. They wrote in to me, begging to do an interview with you especially after reading so much about you on my blog
Melvin: (grinning) Well, I always knew I'm popular, Nick but if you people want my autograph, get a queue number first, ya.
Nick: *ahem* Let us get started. First question posted by a reader known as Bear. He wanted to know if care to fill us in on this incident in regard of you reporting to your wife every now and then. How your view?
Melvin: *shaking his head and sighed*. Nick, I tell you this is a lie! Just like Ah Bush lied about the Iraq war. No way, I'm henpeck man. This is rumor, you hear me.
Nick: But.......*before I could finish*
Melvin: (agitated and irritated) I'm not scare of my wife. Respect is the word here. Mutual respect for each other.
Nick: (sarcastically) Like real. *reading another letter*
Nick: This letter from Rachel, she asked if it true that your wife used chopstick to practice pools on your balls?
Melvin: *looking extremely irritated* . Hey, what the fuck you want from me.
Nick: Hey, just doing my job. Answer the question, will you.
Melvin: (Shaking his head) Yesss! You happy now? *tears almost out now*
Nick: Mel, you ok?
Melvin: Still can manage. *voice sound weak* . Please don't ask me this kind of sensitive question will you.
Nick: I didn't pose the question, the reader did. My next question came from a reader by the name of Roger. He hope you can clarify concerning a rumor that you like to sniff used underwear.
Melvin: (looking confident) As for this, I have a valid argument.
Nick: Quick tell us.
Melvin: You guys don't understand lah. My wife always left her clothes all over the house regardless if it clean or not. If I don't sniff her underwear how would I know it need to be wash, tio bo?
Nick: *use one hand to cover mouth* You have a point, my friend. Just on the record, you get the "high" on smell?
Melvin: (Immediate reacted) Of course!
Nick: Last question before we end the day,
Melvin: *waving his hand* Nick, can we do something more intelligent like asking what is my achievements or something like that?
Nick: Sure, you are the guest. Just came in, this reader wants to know about your achievement and......
Melvin: *interfering* Damn, it about time.
Nick: He asked did you ACHIEVE any bruises or emotional excitement when your wife used chopstick to practice pools on your balls.
Melvin: This is so retard. Yo man, what the name of this cheap charlie asking me this stupid question?
Nick: It says here, “old veg”
Melvin: Listen “old veg”, don't let me see you. I gonna smash your face so bad even your mama can't recognize you. *standing up*
Nick: Well, I thank for your time here and hopefully you will be back here.
Melvin: The pleasure is all mine. Nick, next time ask about my achievements, will you? I can boast about meh.
Nick: I didn't pose the question, the readers did remember? OK, that all folks see you next time.
Next time....maybe next week........I will do an interview with either Bear or Rachel. This would be most interesting. If you guys have any questions for them to address, feel free to email. Hey, I may even interview them together.....stay tune.
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