Ok, I know it was month ago since I last updated this blog, to be honest I haven’t had much time. Since the last post I’ve missed at least two, possibly three weeks now.

However, this is not because I don’t have anything to write about but rather because I simply haven’t taken the time to sit down and write any of it.

I'm not a full-time blogger, you know.
Anyway....will be updating frequency again.

Dick Lee sing "ni na boo chao cheebye" at the audience and they actually enjoyed it.......lol

You probably knew that more than 30 people were killed Monday in the shooting rampage on Virginia Tech University's campus.

Here the shooter profile.



Hi, my name is Cho Seung Hui from Virgina Tech. My only hobby is sending you to a better place.

Sum up of the pay increase of our MP.

Bak chor mee part 2
http://mrbrownnetwork.com/media/mb/tmbs-070419-top_dollar.mp3 (Click here)



Sam Hui.....pay hike style.

FHM model-wannabes make quick work of unhooking their bras. That was the challenge thrown to 10 FHM model wannabes by two DJs on MediaCorp radio last month.

The gals are in a contest , of all competition, they have to come up with taking of the bra. Its unbelievable.

It seems like there are no values when programs stoop to such low levels...some of the the gals are quite reluctant but they still went ahead and it really reflects badly on them, making them seem so easily manipulated.

The things they'd do to gain what they perceive as "fame", I call that shame.

There is something these girls need to know that legends are born - not made.

Sorry about "disappearing" for a while.
Been very busy.

Will update soon....

Why I like Ah Beng so much?

Ah Beng is very creative.
Ah beng is very funny.
Ah Beng is best.

Jurong Bird Park is Southeast Asia's largest bird park and home to over 8,000 birds of 600 species from all over the world.

Here we are, .......at the Jurong BirdPark which is the largest and most impressive bird park in the Asia Pacific. I believe this is the first time I'll been to the bird park.

(Joe is exciting about this trip although his face does not show it.)

(As Joe is holding on to the map, he's leading the way.)

(Joe is telling dad where to go)

(The reason Joe is covering his mouth is because he lost his 2 front teeth)

There was the Birds of Prey show, some of these birds are huge, and are trained to fly incredibly close over the heads of the audience.

The collection of birds is just awesome and you can see everything from tropical flamingoes to antarctic penguins. Many of the birds are in the open and for those birds that may fly away, the park has huge aviaries where we can see them face-to-face.

(This eagle is huge!)

The park is well set out, and you can get on or off the panorail at any of the stations around the park (it costs extra though). There is a huge aviary full of lorikeets of all sorts, and a bonus is that you can feed them - a dollar will buy you a little cup of syrup that will attract the nearest lory, or perhaps two. Good photo opportunity.

(The lorys are beautifully coloured, too..)

(They are quite tame....)

(This is a 12 metres high suspension bridge. But you don’t have to worry because it’s very stable)

There are a huge number of birds from every environment you can think of and the exhibits are incredibly well done.

My verdict on Singapore Jurong Birdpark: Truly impressive.....

Been very busy for the past 2 weeks (work), but on the bright side is that I earned more.

Met up my mum, sister and brother in law for dim sum in Geylang lor 8. After dinner we were walking back to carpark when my mum suddenly wanted to visit Geylang lor 6.

What so special about lor 6 was that I was born and stay there for a year. My family only shifted out when I was 1 year old.

So we just walked over lor 6, guess what? Surprise..surprise the house is still there!

(Geylang lor 6...house 6)

The house belong to my father sister's husband family. So we are distant relatives. What's even astonishing was the house owner and it's occupancy still living there after all this years. They recognized my mom instantly.



(My father.....who sister's husband....brother. He recognized me leh. Wow....never seen him for 36 years! He's 70 years old.)


(Taken from inside the house)


(More relatives)


(Living room)


Born and stay in this house for a year, I have no recollection of it. But my elder brother do. Understand he still come back to visit this place once a while.
Mum insisted on showing me something important; A room.


(This is the room......)


What so special about this room?


(Here the door I was scalded with boiling water)

Well just about was 1 year old, I was accidentally scald with boiling water when I walked out of this room. Rushed to hospital, lucky manage to survive. Because of this accident, I was a small scar on my my left foot due to operation on me.


(37 years later on, I'm back to this "crime" place)


(This is the exact place where I was scalded with boiling water.


(More rooms upstair)


(Storage area)




(There's old photos every where)


(Heard from my mum that this the signboard they used when they sells dim sum back then. They still keep it although they stop the trade long ago)


(Taken in 1947.....the man in circle was my dad. The lady was my grandmother. I really look like my father)

What an experience going back this place!
How I wish this house belong to me, it can fetch 1.7 millions......ouch!

Have not update due to this few days been busy.

However today something happen, I felt I needed to write (Just reach home at 11:30pm)

Hmm.......I think I will not ever make fun of Melvin in my blog anymore. I always try to “disture” him in a very humor way in my blog however he don't see in this way. He thinks I'm treating like a fool all along.

Had a minor incident with him although it got nothing to do with making fun of him in my blog but somehow I gathered all along he is not pleased of what I wrote about him.

Well.......what more I can say.

Will update soon as I'm really very busy this few days.

I saw a man in Bedok.

Immediately, I thought of Melvin who needs some lesson or advise on dressing. As he grew older, he has such a poor sense of dressing, I cannot help but to write about this. So let me show Melvin how he should be dress like.

This is the the highest level of fashion a man can go. Everyone can do it, but not everyone can do it with style.


(I wonder how he sound like)

You know what got into my nerve lately?
Cyclist.

I often see cyclist, cycling on the heavy traffic condition road, on the expressway and some even against the traffic. Cyclists should also give way to motorists. Most of the time, I see cyclists pedal even more quickly and dun give way to motorists turning left or right.

As a car driver, you expect the cyclist to obey the same traffic rules as you and that sort of allows you to anticipate the cyclist's path. But all hell breaks lose when you see a cyclist cycling against the traffic as its path becomes hard to predict. Some dangerous gung-ho cyclists even uses one hand to hold umbrella, the other hand to balance the bicycle, during heavy rain while on the road.

So long you are driving a car and you hit a pedestrian, you are in the wrong at the first place.

Our traffic police has long turned a blind eye to this offense to some extent. It is high time these traffic police get out of their air-con offices and nab the offenders.

When you want TP to catch cyclists who cycle against the flow of traffic, they are nowhere to be found. But when you want to cruise a bit faster on the expressway, there they are hiding behind a corner along the expressway shoulder, waiting to nab you.

I feel that cycling to be ban from both the roads and also pedestrian walkway. Cycling should only be treated as a sport, a leisure, not a form of transport.

Now whenever I see any cyclist, I drive just near enough and horn loudly to scare them. Hahahaha

I broke my record.
My previous record was 17 ships in a month and this month, I have attended 22 ships.

That's the most number of ships I ever attend in a month.
(Average about 15 ships)

My wallet feel very much heavier.......ouch!

Last night I slept at 4am due to working late....at 11:30am, Melvin came knocking on my door. Came over to collect my w800 phone, I guess he's afraid I might sold it away. It fact it true. If he wait any longer, I will sell it away.

Patience is not my greatest virtue.

How much did I sell to him?
$50 only.......freaking cheap.


(Took a shot and before effect)


(After, I put a frame on my ppc phone)

Trying out my ppc phone camera


(Effect is not as good as my previous W800)


(Not sure how to adjust the brightness yet)


(Old veg's baby girl....I put a frame on it)

I have this mapking disk but don't know how to install. So went to the vendor of Mapking, they help me to install into my ppc phone; the Singapore and Malaysia map.

Mapking is a GPS navigation map. It is designed to be used with devices such as a PocketPC, Smartphone and a GPS receiver. The software is nominated "Best Software 2006

The Mapking map for Singapore is quite easy to use (user friendly) and about 90% accurate. It has included some postal-code in search mode but not yet extensively. The software for Singapore is not yet bug free. The annoying part includes the inability to recognize the merging road.

The voice navigation is pretty useful indeed, telling you to slow down, if any bend ahead or there's a speed camera, and going make a left/right..etc

I will rate 4 stars out of 5 for Singapore Mapking. With this, I will never get lost in Singapore and Malaysia again. I'm gonna have much fun on this device....woof

What is my most embarrassing moment?

It happen to me back in 1993. Was with a group of friends drinking in Boat Quay. Drink beer, whiskey and all sort of other alcohol mix. I was so drunk that I went up the stage in this pub, took a guitar and tried to sing. My friends had to pull me away.

So freaking embarrassing...man.

So what are my friends most embarrassing moment? In random order, let's start with Ah Lam.

Ah Lam


Ok, it happen to me just few weeks back. My new girlfriend called me up and asked if I wanted to hang out her house. I was bored out my mind, so I jumped at the offer.

As I arrived at her house, I was hoping we would be alone. She invited me in, gave me a kiss and then a sexy look which made me turned on and thinking that we will be heading to something.

She grabbed my hand and brought me to her room covering my eyes and saying "I have a surprise for you, why don't you make yourself comfortable".

So I of course had a feeling what she meant. She then left the room to give me time and said she would be only five minutes. I began to take off my clothes thinking wanted me strip naked for her. Five minutes, she called me to come out into the living room.

I walked out all proudly of myself into the living room butt naked and saw three shocked faces looking upon my body. She didn't tell me the surprise was wanted me to meet her parents!


Rachel


A few days after I passed my first-aid certificate, I was out shopping when I came across a crowd standing round somebody on the ground. I wrestling my way through, shouting "Stand clear, I've done CPR!"

As I trying to get to the fallen man, a police officer appeared and dragged me back.

"Madam”, he barked, "we are in the middle of arresting this man, so please stand clear!"


Stephanie


Ai yo, talk already so xia suay.

I am the best insurance adviser in Singapore, some say in Batam. Easy got myself into the insurance million dollar round table but I cannot convince Nick to buy life plan from me.

Ok....seriously I was pulling something out of my hand bag and out with it comes a tampon, this occur in front of strangers along a busy shopping mall. D'oh!


Bear


I got this incident....when I was still quite young then my family had a maid. I was in my room naked, checking my penis in the mirror.... forgotten to lock the door. Then the maid walked in without knocking. I was too stunned to do anything.

Imagine her shocked look, looking at me holding my small penis. After that, she said sorry and left.. closing the door behind her.


Old Veg


Last weekend, me and my wife invited both our family over at a chalet have some fun and BBQ as well. It's starting late, all have left except for my mother in law.

Ask her to stay for the night but she wouldn't want to stay overnight. So I told her I will be turning in for the night first. My mother in law gave me a hug and said she would be leaving soon also. My chalet got 2 floors one you know, so I went upstairs and sleep.

2 hours later, I saw light were off (downstairs) but my wife is not with me. I yell for my wife, and there reply, “ I'm in here honey".

Must be her watching TV all by herself. Next thing, I wanted to surprise her. Took off all my clothes, and went downstairs naked with a massive hard on.

Switch on the light, there she was sitting at the sofa watching TV with my mother-in-law. (She changes her mind about leaving)


Melvin


Being beaten up my wife is the most shameful and severe kind of thing already. What can be more embarrassing then this?

I don't know. I really don't know.


Ah Khoon


Don't talk liao.
Si buay Ma Lu, I tell you.

I likes to spend time sunbathing tio boh? One fine day, it happened that there this group of really cute girls playing by the side of the pool.

I wanted to impress them, so I make my entry into the swimming pool by plunging myself at a 45 degree angle. Plunge it like a spear, should be macho right?

Unfortunately I forgot to tie my swimming truck, so I'm inside the pool, naked from the waist down, in front of all the crowds and my swimming trucks were floating 5 metres away from me.


Roger


Well, was walking around Bugis during lunch 2 years back. My eyes very sharp, spotted 2 chio lady buying stuffs in a accessory shop in less than 1 minute.

Was looking at them while walking until I bang into a lamp post. All the people who saw.....laugh at me leh. :)


Ah Toh


My most embarrassing moment happened when I was in primary school. That times I don't know why I'm very shy and timid kid and dare not tell my teacher I need to go toilet.

Ended up shitting in my shorts......and still keep quiet until the whole classroom filled with my BO.


Joe


Uncle, my most embarrassing moment is when you take this picture.