(Taken from Part one)
Nick: Ah......that's funny. My next question came from Bear. He asked what do you think of your ex-boyfriend? *clearly looking uncomfortable*
Rachel: Good question. He's a loser, big time! He's whiny, pathetic and nobody will care if he's ripped limb from limb. He's like a rat in the drain, menace to society, hazardous to the community.
Nick: *grasp*
Part Two (Continue)
Rachel: I am angry because I put up with my ex for 2 years, when I should have ditched his sorry ass after 2 days! He was like an old woman! Nag, nag, nag...not to mention this freak, would wear sandals with jeans and think he was the perfect model of style. I think my ex was looking for a mother not a lover. *sigh*
Nick: Am I that bad? *afraid to look at Rachel's eye*
Rachel: Huh? No no no, you got all wrong liao. I was referring to the one BEFORE you as you know I have many boyfriends in the past. *counting her fingers*
Nick: I knew it wasn't me. *relieved* I think Bear's question is referring to.........me.
Rachel: Nick, you're a good man. What was Bear's question again?
Nick: What do you think of your ex-boyfriend.....referring to ME.
Rachel: That's a tough one, I must admit. Well, let me think. You know yourself lah, not much good points to say what.
*pause*
Rachel: Apart from satisfy my bedroom desires, I can't think of anything else.
Nick: If you says so. Ok, let's move on the the next question shall we? He asked how you and your ex....I mean ME get started on our relationship? By the way, it's from Roger.
Rachel: Like all love stories, it usually start with a horny man. In your case, an extremely lustful guy.
*both began laughing like lunatics *
Nick: Let's just say I'm sexually motivated.
Rachel: Hoo hoo hoo, you can say that again.
Nick: Here one email from Stephanie. She asked why we broke up.
Rachel: Ya lor, why? I can't remember. *in deep thought*
Nick: You can't? That's because you are asking a lot.
Rachel: I’m worth a lot. *giggle*
Nick: Most definitely, Rachel. Ah Peh got a question to ask you. *checking pc*.
Rachel: I'm listening.
Nick: Since you're in insurance business, what are your view on threatening the clients the possibility of lapsing the policy if stop making premium payment.
Rachel: Hey, at least we don't steal, anyway the government hates competition.
Nick: Honest speaking, I think you're right. Next question came from Old veg. He asked if you can changes one thing in yourself, what will that be?
Rachel: I'm gonna stop procrastinating one of these days.
*both laughing like schoolgirls*
Nick: You can have a good sense of humor there. As for this question, is personally. How is your life now?
Rachel: Sad........
Nick: Do me a favour, dear. Don’t turn your life into a Korean or Taiwanese Drama, ya,
Rachel: *Rachel's eye lit up* You still care about me?
Nick: Yessss!
*Nick & Rachel both lock eyes with each other for a full five to six seconds*
*still maintain eye contact*
*Rachel give Nick a lewd smile*
*Nick stare back with lustful eyes*
*Rachel's eyes roamed over Nick, like a hand*
*In a world without touch, this moment eclipses climax they ever had*
(Suddenly, there a voice from the Nick's pc.......”you got mail”)
Rachel: Kanasai, what's that? *annoyed*
Nick: Nothing, just an incoming email.
Rachel: I think that's all for today, Nick. I'm feeling dizzy right now.
Nick: Last question! Do you still love..............
Rachel: Look Nick, there's a limit to how many brain cells I could kill each day. Any number beyond that, I'll go straight into a coma. So if you don't mind me, I like to excuse myself.
Nick: But......
Rachel: May the lust....I mean the force be with you always.*Rachel's looked perplex*
(With that, Rachel run out with Nick chasing after her. However, she refused any more dealing with Nick as shown in the video below)
(Not clear, taken from mobile phone)
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