Bear: *staring at me*
Nick: Ah Bear thanks for your time and this interview.
Bear: *smiling at me*
Nick: *frown* Ah Bear, ooi talking to you.
Bear: Is it? I don't know. I thought you was talking to yourself. Hey, no need to thank me lah. Oh yes, as you all know, I always tried to be very low profile person. If not you are my good friend, I will avoid this you know.
Nick: Yes...yes.....I know. My faithful readers all would like to know more about you. They say you are handsome, strong and very macho. *going to puke anytime now*
Bear: * looking radiant* Ask me anything you like. I'm not like Melvin, that coward. I would be very happy to answer to the best of my knowledge.
Nick: Wow, you seem prepare, my young apprentice. Let get started. As usual readers get the all the fun by sending me all these questions via emails. First question posted by a reader known as Roger. He wanted to know why do are so soft spoken like a sissy. Why must your friends need to strain their freaking ears just to hear what you got to say.
Bear: *mumbling*
Nick: *ears facing him*
Bear: *mumbling*
Nick: *smack on Bear's head* Speak louder! Don't beat you also cannot.
Bear: Ouch, I just say, I'm like this. Very easy to prey on girls. I speak, they cannot hear. They lean over, this way I can eat a bit of tofu. *looking very pleased with himself*
Nick: How you eat tofu?
Bear: Ai yo, you're so stupid leh. They lean over, I stared at their “drain” lor.
Nick: Cheeky, you. Ladies if you reading you know what to do. Next question is by this chap called Melvin. He wanted to know if you truly blur fu*ck.
Bear: *laughing* What that? Can eat or not? My English not so good you see.
Nick: I understand that. I can answer on your behalf then. To Melvin......YES, he is one big blur bear. This is a confirm case after knowing him for 15 years!
Bear: *looking unsure* . Am I?
Nick: This can debate some other time. My next letter comes from Rachel which is my faithful reader would like to know if you are a gay.
Bear: I don't really know, Nick.
Nick: How come you don't know?
Bear: You know me, no doubt I like girls. But as the same time, I find men just as fascinating as well. *voice sound weak* . Last times, I went to indoor suntan and saw those guys...woooo
Nick: Bear, get out of here. You actually find men stimulating?
Bear: Don't know....*leaning forward to touch Nick's hand* .
Nick: *clearly looking disgust* . Err...Ok, time up. Got to go. This interview is finished. Got a ship to attend. It's OVER.
Bear: So fast?
Nick: But before we go I noticed something I need to ask you.
Bear: Shoot.
Nick: During the whole interview I observed, your legs is open very wide all the time. Why?
Bear: If you have dumb-bells & preciouses is as enormous as mine, you would understand.
*both laughing*
What can I say about Bear, ya. Next week will be Rachel's interview.
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