Normally when I smoke, I would hide myself in the toilet. But 2 days back, there a memo from Parkway's management that if anyone caught smoking inside the building, fine will be SGD1,000/-. Leaving with no choice, I would now painfully wait for the damn lift and smoke outside.

So while having my peaceful smoke, 2 chaps approaches me to do some “quiz”.

Guy1: Sir, don't mind asking if able to help to answer some of this question.
Me: Sure....(while puffing my cigarettes)
Guy1: Do you have any religious?
Me: I'm free thinker.
Guy1: Do you think your religious help you in any way?

(I can't believe it! I already said, I do not have any religious and he asked me this? He just follow the list blindly)

Me: Because as a free thinker there no religious to help me. I can only help myself.
Guy1: Are you happy with your religious now?

(He should asked me if I'm happy as a free thinker)

Me: Yeah....
Guy1: What is your fear in your religious?

(Hello, anybody home?
Which part of the brains he not working?
Which planet are he from?
A quick scan down the list indicate the 2 chaps is Christian.)

Me: I'm happy as it is now but my fear is when I die I know that God really exist then it would be too late.

(You should see their eyes, beaming with spirit. I know I hit the nail. Ouch, I'm so good at this)

Now it guy2's turn taking over talking about Christian and stuff which I counter back as my knowledge of the bible is not bad. I did study bible for 2 years during my school days as part of the examination's paper.

I asked him which church they attend as I hoping they are from City Harvest. You know why? I have tons of question to asked them about their co-pastor Ho Yeow-Sun . I bet they will run road after hearing me out.

Unfortunately they aren't.

Anyway,both of them are really nice guys and I'm almost tempted to join them for a tour of their church if not the dark force is strong in me.

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