It's New Year Eve!
As year 2004 is drawing to a close and I wish for each of you a happy holiday season and a prosperous new year.
See you next year and I leave you the a message.
Ciao
“May you not become too concerned with material matters,
But instead place immeasurable value on the goodness in your heart,
Find time in each day to see the beauty and love in the world around you”
Thursday, December 30, 2004
The last time since I saw her was many moons ago.
Here I GO AGAIN, it’s singing time…….
“There was a girl………Rachel was her name
(Bom..bom…bom…bom)
Since I met her.....I never feel the same.....”
Can’t remember who were the original singer and the song title.Never mind, it is not vital. What is more important is today episode.
Ladies & Gentlemen, let put your hands and a standing ovation to our main cast, the leading actress………
Miss Rachel Teo
(claps...claps…claps)
Poor thing, she looked like a lost puppy.
She was at Parkway, looking for me to sign up some investment plan. To be honest, it is me who actually initiate it.
Reason: Invest using CPF may or may not gain, but without investment will confirm a big NO.
You know something?
A hungry man is an angry man.
Chopstick is mightier than pen.
Feeding the hungry is a greater work than raising the dead.
I think you folks get the idea and so we went for our lunch first.
I don't like to repeat gossip, so listen carefully the first time. Some people are afraid of the “insulation” and Japanese food appeared ideal for them.
I'm so good at gossip and guess what? It’s her treat.
After lunch, went to another place for coffee.
See her puffy face? Somehow it got bloated. Whether it Japanese food or Chinese, so long you eat, you gain.
Unfortunately, I had to go after receiving a call from my colleague that some “kuku” was waiting for me in my office waiting for me to process some document.
Damn!
What to do because,
” Great man comes with great responsibility”
I deem it was referring to me.
Here I GO AGAIN, it’s singing time…….
“There was a girl………Rachel was her name
(Bom..bom…bom…bom)
Since I met her.....I never feel the same.....”
Can’t remember who were the original singer and the song title.Never mind, it is not vital. What is more important is today episode.
Ladies & Gentlemen, let put your hands and a standing ovation to our main cast, the leading actress………
Miss Rachel Teo
(claps...claps…claps)
Poor thing, she looked like a lost puppy.
She was at Parkway, looking for me to sign up some investment plan. To be honest, it is me who actually initiate it.
Reason: Invest using CPF may or may not gain, but without investment will confirm a big NO.
You know something?
A hungry man is an angry man.
Chopstick is mightier than pen.
Feeding the hungry is a greater work than raising the dead.
I think you folks get the idea and so we went for our lunch first.
I don't like to repeat gossip, so listen carefully the first time. Some people are afraid of the “insulation” and Japanese food appeared ideal for them.
I'm so good at gossip and guess what? It’s her treat.
After lunch, went to another place for coffee.
See her puffy face? Somehow it got bloated. Whether it Japanese food or Chinese, so long you eat, you gain.
Unfortunately, I had to go after receiving a call from my colleague that some “kuku” was waiting for me in my office waiting for me to process some document.
Damn!
What to do because,
” Great man comes with great responsibility”
I deem it was referring to me.
Wednesday, December 29, 2004
Make a guess who is this mystery person was.
He is wearing leather shoe.
He is wearing pant.
But there is something gave away him, that was his bag.
Who's that boy? Well, Bear was his name.
I met him after his work and I was shocked by his transformation. No wonder people says “Tree needs tree bark, human needs clothes.”
It is so true.
Dress better.
One of course, looks better.
We went to see the movie “Kungful Hustle” and it was hilarious. I thought it was one of Stephen Chow's best movie. It may not be his funniest movie but it was make up by special effect like duel with the 2 blind men.
The fight between the 3 masters n the blind men was very well cheoreographed.This fights is one of the best I ever seen.
Watch out for the whole casts body language and the dialogue.
I give it a two thumb up!
He is wearing leather shoe.
He is wearing pant.
But there is something gave away him, that was his bag.
Who's that boy? Well, Bear was his name.
I met him after his work and I was shocked by his transformation. No wonder people says “Tree needs tree bark, human needs clothes.”
It is so true.
Dress better.
One of course, looks better.
We went to see the movie “Kungful Hustle” and it was hilarious. I thought it was one of Stephen Chow's best movie. It may not be his funniest movie but it was make up by special effect like duel with the 2 blind men.
The fight between the 3 masters n the blind men was very well cheoreographed.This fights is one of the best I ever seen.
Watch out for the whole casts body language and the dialogue.
I give it a two thumb up!
Tuesday, December 28, 2004
I went for my IPPT test today.
Location: Bedok Camp
Time: 5:00pm
Weather: Raining madly.
First I need to whine because I’m taking this “bo liao” test. They force us (reservist) to take IPPT every year as they said, keep us fit.
Eat healthy, exercise more, still die what.
Anyway I was very surprise when I went to the Army camp there no need to check IC and even register myself. Just say the magic word; I’m here for IPPT and they will let you in.
No security? Yes, there were soldiers (teenagers) carrying assault weapon standing guard at the entrance but one can enter without checking identification. In the battle between ignorance and knowledge, ignorance is undoubtedly prevailing, how else can you explain this?
Never mind that it’s not my problem. I got a bigger crisis in hand, that is how to pass my IPPT.
I shall slash all other irrelevant things and straight to my IPPT.
My first station is sit up.
In order to pass (depending on your age) I need to do at least 31 sit up. These days they have this device.
Its will automatic count my sit up and this new SAF toy has downside which is, I can’t cheat. I did my sit up 37 times and I got 5 points which is the maximum point given. This doesn’t even break a sweat on me. Woof.
Next station is the standing broad jump.
Again, all computerized. I got 5 points again for my little effort and suddenly I felt there is no challenger at all.
Next is the pull-up/chin up.
It looks rather like a metal detector and again all computerized.
I did 8 pull-ups and I got four points.
If I got Stephanie’s body, probably I get ZERO. Hahah. (Hey, I’m just kidding). Since I’m on this topic, you know some people are afraid of heights. Not Rachel, she is afraid of widths. Hahah.
Next station is the shuttle run and this event measures speed, quickness and agility. This test requires the person to run back and forth between two parallel lines as fast as possible.
Yup, you are looking at the new SAF toy.
I did a run under 10 second….9.2 seconds to be exact. With score like this, of course another 5 points. Now tell me what’s so difficult about this, huh
I know why.
Because I’m that good!
Now the last station is most demanding and strenuous is the 2.4km run. My legs went jelly as I approaching the 400m track. All this while I have been jogging for the past few weeks was because of this event. It really scare the hell out of me.
My requirement for passing is to run 6 laps in less than 13.20minutes (base on my age). A second more, I would have fail.
Look at this, so intimidating!
During the third lap of my run, I wanted to given up and that’s make me a loser then isn't it. Loser? Me? No way!
I want to be a winner(pass).
I was a winner just like nine months before I was born. Of all the sperm I was the fastest.
With this in mind, I finished my last lap with a time of 11:54 minutes and I got 3 points.
Final tally score, I get silver and a $200 for my effort.
Can I have a little "thank you speech" just like those star awards.
Me: I want to thank my family, my father, my mother for all the support. I also thank....etc.
Location: Bedok Camp
Time: 5:00pm
Weather: Raining madly.
First I need to whine because I’m taking this “bo liao” test. They force us (reservist) to take IPPT every year as they said, keep us fit.
Eat healthy, exercise more, still die what.
Anyway I was very surprise when I went to the Army camp there no need to check IC and even register myself. Just say the magic word; I’m here for IPPT and they will let you in.
No security? Yes, there were soldiers (teenagers) carrying assault weapon standing guard at the entrance but one can enter without checking identification. In the battle between ignorance and knowledge, ignorance is undoubtedly prevailing, how else can you explain this?
Never mind that it’s not my problem. I got a bigger crisis in hand, that is how to pass my IPPT.
I shall slash all other irrelevant things and straight to my IPPT.
My first station is sit up.
In order to pass (depending on your age) I need to do at least 31 sit up. These days they have this device.
Its will automatic count my sit up and this new SAF toy has downside which is, I can’t cheat. I did my sit up 37 times and I got 5 points which is the maximum point given. This doesn’t even break a sweat on me. Woof.
Next station is the standing broad jump.
Again, all computerized. I got 5 points again for my little effort and suddenly I felt there is no challenger at all.
Next is the pull-up/chin up.
It looks rather like a metal detector and again all computerized.
I did 8 pull-ups and I got four points.
If I got Stephanie’s body, probably I get ZERO. Hahah. (Hey, I’m just kidding). Since I’m on this topic, you know some people are afraid of heights. Not Rachel, she is afraid of widths. Hahah.
Next station is the shuttle run and this event measures speed, quickness and agility. This test requires the person to run back and forth between two parallel lines as fast as possible.
Yup, you are looking at the new SAF toy.
I did a run under 10 second….9.2 seconds to be exact. With score like this, of course another 5 points. Now tell me what’s so difficult about this, huh
I know why.
Because I’m that good!
Now the last station is most demanding and strenuous is the 2.4km run. My legs went jelly as I approaching the 400m track. All this while I have been jogging for the past few weeks was because of this event. It really scare the hell out of me.
My requirement for passing is to run 6 laps in less than 13.20minutes (base on my age). A second more, I would have fail.
Look at this, so intimidating!
During the third lap of my run, I wanted to given up and that’s make me a loser then isn't it. Loser? Me? No way!
I want to be a winner(pass).
I was a winner just like nine months before I was born. Of all the sperm I was the fastest.
With this in mind, I finished my last lap with a time of 11:54 minutes and I got 3 points.
Final tally score, I get silver and a $200 for my effort.
Can I have a little "thank you speech" just like those star awards.
Me: I want to thank my family, my father, my mother for all the support. I also thank....etc.
Monday, December 27, 2004
Tsunami, what an awesome force!
Now I know why in Singapore Bukit Timah properties are so expensive. In case of Tsunami, there always Bukit Timah hill for the residents to take refuge.
Check this out the aftermath of the Tidal wave. Click here.
Now I know why in Singapore Bukit Timah properties are so expensive. In case of Tsunami, there always Bukit Timah hill for the residents to take refuge.
Check this out the aftermath of the Tidal wave. Click here.
Saturday, December 25, 2004
Merry Christmas
"Christmas waves a magic wand over this world and everything seem more beautiful. If there is no joyous way to give a festive gift, then give love away"
There’s a change of plan for this Christmas. We were having our tradition Christmas dinner in my younger brother’s place instead of my sis. And mum is cooking instead of my sis & brother in law. Last year we had Western food and this year it was Chinese food.
As it is still early before dinner, I brought my nephew to the playground.
You know what is my nephew’s pet?
2 tortoises!
I have no idea what kind of species that was.
My brother-in law watching TV.
The maid is feeding my niece.
My nephew is securing my brother in law with a rope.
Bondage! My goodness he is so young and yet..…(laughing)
My nephew is crazy about Spiderman. Look at the poster.
The figure is Dr. Octopus (Enemy of Spiderman)
Jo, my nephew like I said is a fanatical of Spiderman fan, so every song he sang, somehow has tune of Spiderman cartoon theme in it. What’s he likes Spiderman the animated cartoon series not the Spiderman movie.
If you watch the Spiderman cartoon…the song something like this.
”Spiderman, Spiderman
does whatever a spider can
spins a web, any size
catches thieves just like flies
look out here comes the Spiderman”
So even Jo sings other songs, he can’t forget the tune of Spiderman and it was so hilarious.
He was singing the song, “little bird” somehow he can’t forget Spiderman. So he keeps on singing ‘little bird’ (Like in the first verse for Spiderman tune)
(Click below)
Jo sings "little bird"
And this he sings the song, “water ducky” and it was like Spiderman tune again.
(Click below)
Jo sings "water ducky"
Oh man, I was bursting with laughter. Don't you just love this kid!
"Christmas waves a magic wand over this world and everything seem more beautiful. If there is no joyous way to give a festive gift, then give love away"
There’s a change of plan for this Christmas. We were having our tradition Christmas dinner in my younger brother’s place instead of my sis. And mum is cooking instead of my sis & brother in law. Last year we had Western food and this year it was Chinese food.
As it is still early before dinner, I brought my nephew to the playground.
You know what is my nephew’s pet?
2 tortoises!
I have no idea what kind of species that was.
My brother-in law watching TV.
The maid is feeding my niece.
My nephew is securing my brother in law with a rope.
Bondage! My goodness he is so young and yet..…(laughing)
My nephew is crazy about Spiderman. Look at the poster.
The figure is Dr. Octopus (Enemy of Spiderman)
Jo, my nephew like I said is a fanatical of Spiderman fan, so every song he sang, somehow has tune of Spiderman cartoon theme in it. What’s he likes Spiderman the animated cartoon series not the Spiderman movie.
If you watch the Spiderman cartoon…the song something like this.
”Spiderman, Spiderman
does whatever a spider can
spins a web, any size
catches thieves just like flies
look out here comes the Spiderman”
So even Jo sings other songs, he can’t forget the tune of Spiderman and it was so hilarious.
He was singing the song, “little bird” somehow he can’t forget Spiderman. So he keeps on singing ‘little bird’ (Like in the first verse for Spiderman tune)
(Click below)
Jo sings "little bird"
And this he sings the song, “water ducky” and it was like Spiderman tune again.
(Click below)
Jo sings "water ducky"
Oh man, I was bursting with laughter. Don't you just love this kid!
Friday, December 24, 2004
Wah lau eh!
A leopard never change it spots. A mosquito will always be a pest. A borrower is always continued to borrow.
Got a call from my army friend, Michael. I have been avoiding his call for the past year and he managed to get hold of me as his phone number apparently changed.
What happening between us? Here goes …
First time he borrowed money from me was 2 years back and he took a 1k loan from me. After a month he returned me $500. A week later he borrowed another $600/- this time he took 3 months to return me $300. So still owe me $800/- right?
After a week, he wants to borrow another 1k from me. He knows his math very well, I must say and I suspect he got my name wrong. I ain’t Mr. Robert.
Do I look goondu to him?
My decision is to apply Murphy's Law.
So when I pressed him to return my $800 instead you know what did he says to me?
He says, “What you gonna to do when I have no intention of returning you the money.”
You see wrestling match on tv? You know who is Hulk Hogan?
His fave phrase, “What you gonna do when the Hulkster rules”
Over the phone I can imagine him saying this to me while tearing off his t-shirt like Hogan. How disgusting.
Like a grand chess master he makes his move and it was a checkmate and there no way I could counter it.
Rule no.1: Never argues with a fool, he can bring you down to his level.
Ok, I thought of by not getting back my money was the answer for I have no wish to hear his voice anymore but every solution breed’s new problems.
6 months gone by, Michael called me again and the conversation goes like this.
Mike: Hi, how are you? This is Michael your good friend ….you know the other times I was just joking with you. Don’t be angry, ok? I didn’t mean it and I want to return you the money. How much did I owe you?
Me: $800/-
Mike: Oh, it ONLY $800 right?
Me: Yup.
Mike: Ok, I tell you what, lend me another $700 and I will return by end of the month a sum of $1,500.
Me: (I fainted)
You see he has a great sense of ‘humor’. If I'm Bruce Banner, I would turn into "The Incredible Hulk."
It’s only after 1 year later that he returned me the money when we were back in camp for our reservist. Why he was so good? Because I was like a plagued to him, badmouthing him from Changi to Jurong, so everybody knew what’s going on.
In front of our platoon mates, he returned me the money so that he looked like a guardian angel. 3 days after our reservist, he called and wanted to borrow back the $800/.
Is my name Ah Fook? I think not.
Feel like giving him a LHL slapping style and if I want to look smart, I just hang around unintelligent people like him.
So this happened, folks.
Now he’s like mosquito, buzzing around my ear just to irritate me. His skin must be thicker than yellow pages.
A summary: Never try to teach a mosquito to sing. You waste your time, and you annoy the pest.
But on the bright side……….hey, it’s Christmas Eve everybody and I got good news! I have no ship during this weekend. Three cheers for me!
Hip, Hip Hooray!
Hip, Hip Hooray!
Hip, Hip Hooray!
A leopard never change it spots. A mosquito will always be a pest. A borrower is always continued to borrow.
Got a call from my army friend, Michael. I have been avoiding his call for the past year and he managed to get hold of me as his phone number apparently changed.
What happening between us? Here goes …
First time he borrowed money from me was 2 years back and he took a 1k loan from me. After a month he returned me $500. A week later he borrowed another $600/- this time he took 3 months to return me $300. So still owe me $800/- right?
After a week, he wants to borrow another 1k from me. He knows his math very well, I must say and I suspect he got my name wrong. I ain’t Mr. Robert.
Do I look goondu to him?
My decision is to apply Murphy's Law.
So when I pressed him to return my $800 instead you know what did he says to me?
He says, “What you gonna to do when I have no intention of returning you the money.”
You see wrestling match on tv? You know who is Hulk Hogan?
His fave phrase, “What you gonna do when the Hulkster rules”
Over the phone I can imagine him saying this to me while tearing off his t-shirt like Hogan. How disgusting.
Like a grand chess master he makes his move and it was a checkmate and there no way I could counter it.
Rule no.1: Never argues with a fool, he can bring you down to his level.
Ok, I thought of by not getting back my money was the answer for I have no wish to hear his voice anymore but every solution breed’s new problems.
6 months gone by, Michael called me again and the conversation goes like this.
Mike: Hi, how are you? This is Michael your good friend ….you know the other times I was just joking with you. Don’t be angry, ok? I didn’t mean it and I want to return you the money. How much did I owe you?
Me: $800/-
Mike: Oh, it ONLY $800 right?
Me: Yup.
Mike: Ok, I tell you what, lend me another $700 and I will return by end of the month a sum of $1,500.
Me: (I fainted)
You see he has a great sense of ‘humor’. If I'm Bruce Banner, I would turn into "The Incredible Hulk."
It’s only after 1 year later that he returned me the money when we were back in camp for our reservist. Why he was so good? Because I was like a plagued to him, badmouthing him from Changi to Jurong, so everybody knew what’s going on.
In front of our platoon mates, he returned me the money so that he looked like a guardian angel. 3 days after our reservist, he called and wanted to borrow back the $800/.
Is my name Ah Fook? I think not.
Feel like giving him a LHL slapping style and if I want to look smart, I just hang around unintelligent people like him.
So this happened, folks.
Now he’s like mosquito, buzzing around my ear just to irritate me. His skin must be thicker than yellow pages.
A summary: Never try to teach a mosquito to sing. You waste your time, and you annoy the pest.
But on the bright side……….hey, it’s Christmas Eve everybody and I got good news! I have no ship during this weekend. Three cheers for me!
Hip, Hip Hooray!
Hip, Hip Hooray!
Hip, Hip Hooray!
Wednesday, December 22, 2004
It’s three days to go before Christmas!
I can feel and smell the coming festive and every year I’ll be looking forward to it; like setting up my Christmas tree. It serves to transform the interior of the house, also the glow can be admired from outside and not forgetting to place a tradition Christmas wreath on the front door as well.
When I was young, we don’t have these entire ‘gadget’ to execute but mum will always baked us cookies for Christmas and that was the most precious in my book.
Back then as a child I would disguise myself as Santa Clause using cotton wool glued to my chin and use my blanket as bag to contain the “gift’. Presents inside were bits and pieces taken from my house like toys, pillow, etc. So acting like Santa, I would give out the ‘present’ to my younger brother & sister. This special moment may be gone but the memory is forever.
I know this Christmas, someone is not going to enjoy.
That person is Bear.
Bear called me up today and over the phone he sounded like an earthquake and ready to explodes like a volcano. He told me that M1 had bill him for $747/- for his last month mobile usage. He did a check with M1 and was inform the bill was correct as he used wap services.
I know Bear, why would he use wap services when he can surf the net comfortable at home? Even he would, there is no possibility the bill would escalate over $747/-
Bear posed exactly the same question to M1 (He went down to M1 customer service center)
Guess what?
M1 reported Bear forget to switch off his wap services and even he switch off his phone without exit wap, his bill will still be running. They advise Bear to pay up, stop pursuing this matter and move on.
Holy orange + sunshine shit!
No one dies a virgin, life screws us all.
Can you believe this crap?
Like this, win already.
It’s like I turn off my house water tap but somehow the reservoir burst and I have accept the expenses as well.
Bear already request full statement of his usage, which will take 3 days to complete and we will see how it goes. My advice is to use GPRS instead of wap services.
They are big company whereas we are small fry, what can we do? Well have you ever been in a small & dark room with a mosquito?
Never underestimate small as unimportant.
I can feel and smell the coming festive and every year I’ll be looking forward to it; like setting up my Christmas tree. It serves to transform the interior of the house, also the glow can be admired from outside and not forgetting to place a tradition Christmas wreath on the front door as well.
When I was young, we don’t have these entire ‘gadget’ to execute but mum will always baked us cookies for Christmas and that was the most precious in my book.
Back then as a child I would disguise myself as Santa Clause using cotton wool glued to my chin and use my blanket as bag to contain the “gift’. Presents inside were bits and pieces taken from my house like toys, pillow, etc. So acting like Santa, I would give out the ‘present’ to my younger brother & sister. This special moment may be gone but the memory is forever.
I know this Christmas, someone is not going to enjoy.
That person is Bear.
Bear called me up today and over the phone he sounded like an earthquake and ready to explodes like a volcano. He told me that M1 had bill him for $747/- for his last month mobile usage. He did a check with M1 and was inform the bill was correct as he used wap services.
I know Bear, why would he use wap services when he can surf the net comfortable at home? Even he would, there is no possibility the bill would escalate over $747/-
Bear posed exactly the same question to M1 (He went down to M1 customer service center)
Guess what?
M1 reported Bear forget to switch off his wap services and even he switch off his phone without exit wap, his bill will still be running. They advise Bear to pay up, stop pursuing this matter and move on.
Holy orange + sunshine shit!
No one dies a virgin, life screws us all.
Can you believe this crap?
Like this, win already.
It’s like I turn off my house water tap but somehow the reservoir burst and I have accept the expenses as well.
Bear already request full statement of his usage, which will take 3 days to complete and we will see how it goes. My advice is to use GPRS instead of wap services.
They are big company whereas we are small fry, what can we do? Well have you ever been in a small & dark room with a mosquito?
Never underestimate small as unimportant.
Monday, December 20, 2004
What will you guys will be doing on Christmas day?
I looked at my ship’s schedule it shown there is 1 ship coming in on the 25/Dec. I wonder whom the lucky chap attending this vessel. You can bet I’ll be praying to the five major religions in Singapore for getting me off this assignment.
This year yet again my sister and my brother in-law are cooking for Christmas day. I really hope I can spend my time with my family instead of working. I remembered last year my brother in law cooked pumpkin soup...haha (Was teased by my family)
Can we thrive and survive this holiday season if one spend alone?
Well, there are few options.
1) Can drink 2 bottles of tiger beer and a can of Guinness stout sure to knock you out for the rest of the night.
2) Do jaywalking in the heart of Orchard road. That’s very exciting!
3) Furiously send out Christmas greeting via email on Xmas.
4) Watch the movie “Kungfu Hustle”
5) Go to pub, mingle with the crowds even you don't know them.
6) Sleep…
Look at the options, I feel like singing a song…
**And I think to myself, what a wonderful world**
I looked at my ship’s schedule it shown there is 1 ship coming in on the 25/Dec. I wonder whom the lucky chap attending this vessel. You can bet I’ll be praying to the five major religions in Singapore for getting me off this assignment.
This year yet again my sister and my brother in-law are cooking for Christmas day. I really hope I can spend my time with my family instead of working. I remembered last year my brother in law cooked pumpkin soup...haha (Was teased by my family)
Can we thrive and survive this holiday season if one spend alone?
Well, there are few options.
1) Can drink 2 bottles of tiger beer and a can of Guinness stout sure to knock you out for the rest of the night.
2) Do jaywalking in the heart of Orchard road. That’s very exciting!
3) Furiously send out Christmas greeting via email on Xmas.
4) Watch the movie “Kungfu Hustle”
5) Go to pub, mingle with the crowds even you don't know them.
6) Sleep…
Look at the options, I feel like singing a song…
**And I think to myself, what a wonderful world**
Sunday, December 19, 2004
A trivial question.
Q: Where is Bear & myself favorite ground these days?
A: Can be establish from below.
Bear needs to exchange a faulty watch that he brought 2 weeks back in JB. As the watch warranty cover him for 2 weeks ONLY, he must do an exchange by today. It costs him total of RM400 for 2 watches, convert to Sin dollar that about $174. JB, boleh?
We reached JB immigration at it was crammed. Look at the queue…
It took us about 20 minutes to clear immigration & custom. That was pretty fast comparing to Singapore really. Singapore with all their better building and so-called superiority facility, it took us more than an hour to clear when we return back. What a joke!
While we were queuing inside the building,
Bear wore his sunglass he looked quite cool though. Bearminator?
Time: 1:00pm
We went to wash our hair as well do an overhaul on our ear.
Look at Bear ginning from ear to ear you knows he enjoying himself for his earwax services.
Damaged: RM12 + RM14 (Hair wash + Ear wax)
I must emphasize their hair wash is really out of this world. A good 20 minutes of scrubbing your hair with massage on your neck & shoulder throw in. Worth every cents!
Next stop, Holiday Plaza.
Took a cab there and Bear immediately went to the watch shop for an exchange.
This shop specialty is selling replica stuffs from LV bags to Patek Philippe watches and it comes NOT cheap. An imitation LV bags cost from RM400 to RM800, made in Korea was the reason for the high price. There was this fake watch (brand unknown) at a price of RM900/-……wow!
Went for our lunch at this newly opened food court and we ordered ‘Yong Tou Fu’ curry style.
I never like neither food court concept nor its food. Yes, the commons food court sure is nice to look at, but too bad the food varies from so-so to utter shit. It is the same everywhere, whether in Singapore or elsewhere.
After our meal, we took a cab to Pelangi Shopping center and found this cafe. (BTW, I hate JB cab)
What time is it? It’s coffee time.
Bear asked for fresh milk as he finds his coffee too sweet for his liking. Guess what? The waitress gave him condense milk instead. I always tell Bear not to be too soft-spoken and this time I was proven right.
Next stop…….Sentosa JB.
In JB, we either do 2 things: Shop and eat.
Bear brought me to this restaurant where they serves only tonic foods.
Look at this menu……
I try their most expensive desserts, snow frog jelly with American Ginseng and the costs is RM15.00. Bear took the American Ginseng with herbal jelly costs RM9.00
Spend half an hour exploring the place and took a cab to City square. We went to 3rd level to a Japanese restaurant called ? (I have no idea as the matter of fact)
What pisses me off is when we made our return trip back we have spend more than an hour queuing in Singapore immigration and customs. They actually made you wait. Ask Bear about this sometimes if you folks have the chance.
What Swiss standard of living, eh?
What first world?
I don’t see and feel it. Period.
Oh when I was queuing there a flash in the signboard saying “Your safety is our priority.” I could see mean chaps in sub machine guns like Rambo wannabe.
So how did Took, just a vegetable seller managed to cross the border when his passport was detained by police?
Everytimes when I think of this, it makes my little toes laugh.
Q: Where is Bear & myself favorite ground these days?
A: Can be establish from below.
Bear needs to exchange a faulty watch that he brought 2 weeks back in JB. As the watch warranty cover him for 2 weeks ONLY, he must do an exchange by today. It costs him total of RM400 for 2 watches, convert to Sin dollar that about $174. JB, boleh?
We reached JB immigration at it was crammed. Look at the queue…
It took us about 20 minutes to clear immigration & custom. That was pretty fast comparing to Singapore really. Singapore with all their better building and so-called superiority facility, it took us more than an hour to clear when we return back. What a joke!
While we were queuing inside the building,
Bear wore his sunglass he looked quite cool though. Bearminator?
Time: 1:00pm
We went to wash our hair as well do an overhaul on our ear.
Look at Bear ginning from ear to ear you knows he enjoying himself for his earwax services.
Damaged: RM12 + RM14 (Hair wash + Ear wax)
I must emphasize their hair wash is really out of this world. A good 20 minutes of scrubbing your hair with massage on your neck & shoulder throw in. Worth every cents!
Next stop, Holiday Plaza.
Took a cab there and Bear immediately went to the watch shop for an exchange.
This shop specialty is selling replica stuffs from LV bags to Patek Philippe watches and it comes NOT cheap. An imitation LV bags cost from RM400 to RM800, made in Korea was the reason for the high price. There was this fake watch (brand unknown) at a price of RM900/-……wow!
Went for our lunch at this newly opened food court and we ordered ‘Yong Tou Fu’ curry style.
I never like neither food court concept nor its food. Yes, the commons food court sure is nice to look at, but too bad the food varies from so-so to utter shit. It is the same everywhere, whether in Singapore or elsewhere.
After our meal, we took a cab to Pelangi Shopping center and found this cafe. (BTW, I hate JB cab)
What time is it? It’s coffee time.
Bear asked for fresh milk as he finds his coffee too sweet for his liking. Guess what? The waitress gave him condense milk instead. I always tell Bear not to be too soft-spoken and this time I was proven right.
Next stop…….Sentosa JB.
In JB, we either do 2 things: Shop and eat.
Bear brought me to this restaurant where they serves only tonic foods.
Look at this menu……
I try their most expensive desserts, snow frog jelly with American Ginseng and the costs is RM15.00. Bear took the American Ginseng with herbal jelly costs RM9.00
Spend half an hour exploring the place and took a cab to City square. We went to 3rd level to a Japanese restaurant called ? (I have no idea as the matter of fact)
What pisses me off is when we made our return trip back we have spend more than an hour queuing in Singapore immigration and customs. They actually made you wait. Ask Bear about this sometimes if you folks have the chance.
What Swiss standard of living, eh?
What first world?
I don’t see and feel it. Period.
Oh when I was queuing there a flash in the signboard saying “Your safety is our priority.” I could see mean chaps in sub machine guns like Rambo wannabe.
So how did Took, just a vegetable seller managed to cross the border when his passport was detained by police?
Everytimes when I think of this, it makes my little toes laugh.
Saturday, December 18, 2004
Wednesday, December 15, 2004
Before I say anything, just look at look at this picture.
What can I say?
What more can I say??
This picture says it all!!!
Yup, Stephanie is seen gobbling again. I bet in five years time, she can join the lady Japan sumo association for her effort. Today she’s here at Parkway for a purpose that is to buy winter clothes for her trip to Shanghai. What's a lucky gal and her flight is today at midnight.
Next to our table there was this chap. No underwear, why?
I listed couple of scenario.
1) He think he look sexy without his underwear.
2) He forgot to wear his underwear.
3) He don't wear underwear.
4) Save money on underwear.
5) As below mention.
My choice is, by showing his grand canyon, he is trying to ‘air-con‘ his butt hole. Very enterprising and creative for the youth these days.
So after our tea session, I accompany Stephanie shopping for her clothes at Mango.
Wow, she literally tries out every piece of winter clothes collection in the store and funny part was when she browsed, she still wearing her try on piece.
The following picture might be gross and even shocked the guys. Don’t look if you have a weak heart (guys only).
It is in following sequence.
After trying the first 2 pieces, then she tries….
Then
More of this,
Putting back the white color,
She continued in astonishing this cycle for a good half an hour, good grief. What renders me speechless was this salesgirl who attend Stephanie’s need. She agreed with Stephanie to take her time to try every piece as long as she wants. All women think alike was my deduction.
I think her name is called Liew and I shall recommend her for best sale person in year 2004.
What can I say?
What more can I say??
This picture says it all!!!
Yup, Stephanie is seen gobbling again. I bet in five years time, she can join the lady Japan sumo association for her effort. Today she’s here at Parkway for a purpose that is to buy winter clothes for her trip to Shanghai. What's a lucky gal and her flight is today at midnight.
Next to our table there was this chap. No underwear, why?
I listed couple of scenario.
1) He think he look sexy without his underwear.
2) He forgot to wear his underwear.
3) He don't wear underwear.
4) Save money on underwear.
5) As below mention.
My choice is, by showing his grand canyon, he is trying to ‘air-con‘ his butt hole. Very enterprising and creative for the youth these days.
So after our tea session, I accompany Stephanie shopping for her clothes at Mango.
Wow, she literally tries out every piece of winter clothes collection in the store and funny part was when she browsed, she still wearing her try on piece.
The following picture might be gross and even shocked the guys. Don’t look if you have a weak heart (guys only).
It is in following sequence.
After trying the first 2 pieces, then she tries….
Then
More of this,
Putting back the white color,
She continued in astonishing this cycle for a good half an hour, good grief. What renders me speechless was this salesgirl who attend Stephanie’s need. She agreed with Stephanie to take her time to try every piece as long as she wants. All women think alike was my deduction.
I think her name is called Liew and I shall recommend her for best sale person in year 2004.
Tuesday, December 14, 2004
Did you all have a good weekend?
The defining moment of my weekend was no ships that mean no work.
Today I had unexpected news one of my colleague is resigning. He’s from my dept (operation), which mean now me & other chap running the show (boarding vessel).
Bad new is after he leave, only left 2 of us. Which also mean working on weekend and holiday will be more than ever. You don't need me to remind you guys how I hate it working on weekend.
But on the bright side is that I don’t get to see his fark up face ever again. Rejoice!
Let me gossip about him, just a little, ok?
I don’t mean to get sarcastic here but if you happen to work with him, probably you will get to experience the feat of ‘vomit blood’. As for me, I can even throw up my intestines. It really that bad, I swear.
If he took part in acting, I’m sure he can even win an Oscar for his performance. *Sigh*
How I wish I could stuff a high power water hose into his arse, turn on the water and hear him scream.
Wait a minute……I actually said, '.......into his arse, turn on the water and hear him scream.”
Oh....am I having fetish fantasies with him?
*Phui* *Phui* *Phui*
Enuff said.
The defining moment of my weekend was no ships that mean no work.
Today I had unexpected news one of my colleague is resigning. He’s from my dept (operation), which mean now me & other chap running the show (boarding vessel).
Bad new is after he leave, only left 2 of us. Which also mean working on weekend and holiday will be more than ever. You don't need me to remind you guys how I hate it working on weekend.
But on the bright side is that I don’t get to see his fark up face ever again. Rejoice!
Let me gossip about him, just a little, ok?
I don’t mean to get sarcastic here but if you happen to work with him, probably you will get to experience the feat of ‘vomit blood’. As for me, I can even throw up my intestines. It really that bad, I swear.
If he took part in acting, I’m sure he can even win an Oscar for his performance. *Sigh*
How I wish I could stuff a high power water hose into his arse, turn on the water and hear him scream.
Wait a minute……I actually said, '.......into his arse, turn on the water and hear him scream.”
Oh....am I having fetish fantasies with him?
*Phui* *Phui* *Phui*
Enuff said.
Sunday, December 12, 2004
What’s so good about this morning was …
Rain!
Sleep was more than satisfactory, especially of the cool weather and the sound of raindrop was like music to my ears. But most significant part of course, the karanguni man was nowhere to be found. Yes, there was no karanguni chap, no horn to upset my sleep.
I remember Melvin aka Jediman invited me to his house (Open house). I have no idea where his house was and I turned to the ever dependable online Singapore street directory for help.
Took me only less than 30 minutes to reach Sembawang from my house. Locating his block was easy to my surprise. Perhaps it’s an indication I’m good in sense of direction? Someone give me application form to “The Amazing Race” please.
Reached the 12th floor and walking along the corridor looking for his unit and out of nowhere Melvin was walking behind me. Led me to his house….
That’s his living room which was quite big but I thought my house’s living room is bigger. Mine only a four room flat.
I took picture of his studying room, unfortunately I unintentional deleted it…arrgggg. Anyway, his studying room has this cabinet.
It’s consists of miniatures collectible of Star war figures, Lord of the Ring figures, Spiderman and etc.
A close up.
He is not called Jediman for nothing, you know.
This room is for mahjong session, I guess
Or it alternative Melvin’s bedroom after getting throw out by his wife?
This is the Master's bedroom.
Actually, I was quite surprise by the simplicity of this room.
Finally, the kitchen area.
I realized the color red is often used. Red is the most emotionally intense color, which stimulates a faster heartbeat and breathing.
Wau lau, with color like that I expect to see little jediman real soon liao.
Rain!
Sleep was more than satisfactory, especially of the cool weather and the sound of raindrop was like music to my ears. But most significant part of course, the karanguni man was nowhere to be found. Yes, there was no karanguni chap, no horn to upset my sleep.
I remember Melvin aka Jediman invited me to his house (Open house). I have no idea where his house was and I turned to the ever dependable online Singapore street directory for help.
Took me only less than 30 minutes to reach Sembawang from my house. Locating his block was easy to my surprise. Perhaps it’s an indication I’m good in sense of direction? Someone give me application form to “The Amazing Race” please.
Reached the 12th floor and walking along the corridor looking for his unit and out of nowhere Melvin was walking behind me. Led me to his house….
That’s his living room which was quite big but I thought my house’s living room is bigger. Mine only a four room flat.
I took picture of his studying room, unfortunately I unintentional deleted it…arrgggg. Anyway, his studying room has this cabinet.
It’s consists of miniatures collectible of Star war figures, Lord of the Ring figures, Spiderman and etc.
A close up.
He is not called Jediman for nothing, you know.
This room is for mahjong session, I guess
Or it alternative Melvin’s bedroom after getting throw out by his wife?
This is the Master's bedroom.
Actually, I was quite surprise by the simplicity of this room.
Finally, the kitchen area.
I realized the color red is often used. Red is the most emotionally intense color, which stimulates a faster heartbeat and breathing.
Wau lau, with color like that I expect to see little jediman real soon liao.
Wednesday, December 08, 2004
I took a day leave as I really freaking bored in office.
Last week, I only attended one vessel, which was on Friday night. This week, I have one vessel yet again on this coming Saturday. The key thing is, there NO ship for me on normal working hours like 9 to 5 and all my ships came in wee hours. Damn ‘tu lan’
So what I do in office?
Surf the internet like reading from the beginning of ancient China civilization to the end of her dynasty.
Wah piang eh, soon or later I will have my insanity as reality.
I need something to simultaneously to overhaul my grumpiness so I went for a little excursion.
Time: 1:35pm
Loc: JB
Moral: High
Wallet: RM230.30 (exchange rate 2.303)
Crowd: Mob scene
Yes, me in JB again as I came in for one purpose, that is to wash my hair. I enjoyed the sensation of washing my hair where they will massage your head, neck as well as shoulder. On top of that, I need to do a treatment on my hair, kind of dry…
Fast forward: Cut short on meal (fish head curry) and other stuffs.
Reached the saloon at 5:00pm and requested washing and treatment hair. Quoted me 2 prices and I opt for a higher-grade treatment conditioner with washing throw in at RM45/-
Their washing technical simply fantastic that I was being massages my head, neck, shoulder and arm. Very typical Malaysia style, I would add.
Next is my hair treatment.
My hair was put on some conditioner, wrap a towel around and made me put on a oversize space helmet.
With steams coming out in all direction, it likes a UFO/flying saucer hovering above my head.
10 min later, the alarm went off and I was led behind to rinse all the residue. The first time I didn’t notice is because I didn’t put on my glasses and this time I stumble upon this.
Hmm…..what is this bed doing here in the saloon? It’s certainly couldn’t be their own usage for sure. My mind begins to lean to the dark side. My mind is in total chaos, I need answer. How to get it?
A simple solution is just open my mouth and ask.
Found out they are providing facial and ear wax removal. Hmm……since I’m here might as well try it. Asked them what is the damage and was given several prices depending on the products apply on my face. They got SK II(RM80/-) some more. **laughing**
I took the medium range and the earwax removal services.
RM60/- + RM14/-
Part 1: Me lying on the bed and the lady (22 yo) apply some cleanser and started massage my face. Woooo…...feel good. Really good, I must say. She got smooth hand…but that’s another topic.
Part 2: She took out a device and started rubbing my face. I asked what’s that for I couldn’t see….she says, “ Good stuff”. I had no choice but to whip out my trusty phone and snap this pic so to see for myself.
Good grief, is this machine run on battery? I think not. Will I get electrocuted for I could hear cracking sound? The truth? I don’t want the truth. I can’t handle the truth!
Part 3: Do a process called blackhead extraction whereby she squeeze my nose till I screamed for my mama! I’m not kidding, it was freaking excruciate painful and my tears pile up in my eye. After more facial washing and she then finally apply mask to my face, which was a relieved, and 20min later….
Part 4: She peeled it off and apply more lotion which she rubs my neck and shoulder.
Next it the earwax removal, because of the dedicate procedure I was kind of immobilized therefore I couldn’t take any picture. Any wrong move will result me using hand signal for communication like deaf people. The last time I had tune-up on my ear was like 10 years back when I was working in Cambodia.
But I must confess it was extreme pleasurable. Try fingering your ear, you will know.
By the way, as I am typing this my nose is still hurt.
Last week, I only attended one vessel, which was on Friday night. This week, I have one vessel yet again on this coming Saturday. The key thing is, there NO ship for me on normal working hours like 9 to 5 and all my ships came in wee hours. Damn ‘tu lan’
So what I do in office?
Surf the internet like reading from the beginning of ancient China civilization to the end of her dynasty.
Wah piang eh, soon or later I will have my insanity as reality.
I need something to simultaneously to overhaul my grumpiness so I went for a little excursion.
Time: 1:35pm
Loc: JB
Moral: High
Wallet: RM230.30 (exchange rate 2.303)
Crowd: Mob scene
Yes, me in JB again as I came in for one purpose, that is to wash my hair. I enjoyed the sensation of washing my hair where they will massage your head, neck as well as shoulder. On top of that, I need to do a treatment on my hair, kind of dry…
Fast forward: Cut short on meal (fish head curry) and other stuffs.
Reached the saloon at 5:00pm and requested washing and treatment hair. Quoted me 2 prices and I opt for a higher-grade treatment conditioner with washing throw in at RM45/-
Their washing technical simply fantastic that I was being massages my head, neck, shoulder and arm. Very typical Malaysia style, I would add.
Next is my hair treatment.
My hair was put on some conditioner, wrap a towel around and made me put on a oversize space helmet.
With steams coming out in all direction, it likes a UFO/flying saucer hovering above my head.
10 min later, the alarm went off and I was led behind to rinse all the residue. The first time I didn’t notice is because I didn’t put on my glasses and this time I stumble upon this.
Hmm…..what is this bed doing here in the saloon? It’s certainly couldn’t be their own usage for sure. My mind begins to lean to the dark side. My mind is in total chaos, I need answer. How to get it?
A simple solution is just open my mouth and ask.
Found out they are providing facial and ear wax removal. Hmm……since I’m here might as well try it. Asked them what is the damage and was given several prices depending on the products apply on my face. They got SK II(RM80/-) some more. **laughing**
I took the medium range and the earwax removal services.
RM60/- + RM14/-
Part 1: Me lying on the bed and the lady (22 yo) apply some cleanser and started massage my face. Woooo…...feel good. Really good, I must say. She got smooth hand…but that’s another topic.
Part 2: She took out a device and started rubbing my face. I asked what’s that for I couldn’t see….she says, “ Good stuff”. I had no choice but to whip out my trusty phone and snap this pic so to see for myself.
Good grief, is this machine run on battery? I think not. Will I get electrocuted for I could hear cracking sound? The truth? I don’t want the truth. I can’t handle the truth!
Part 3: Do a process called blackhead extraction whereby she squeeze my nose till I screamed for my mama! I’m not kidding, it was freaking excruciate painful and my tears pile up in my eye. After more facial washing and she then finally apply mask to my face, which was a relieved, and 20min later….
Part 4: She peeled it off and apply more lotion which she rubs my neck and shoulder.
Next it the earwax removal, because of the dedicate procedure I was kind of immobilized therefore I couldn’t take any picture. Any wrong move will result me using hand signal for communication like deaf people. The last time I had tune-up on my ear was like 10 years back when I was working in Cambodia.
But I must confess it was extreme pleasurable. Try fingering your ear, you will know.
By the way, as I am typing this my nose is still hurt.
Tuesday, December 07, 2004
When I was a child, I asked my mum if Santa was real and would he grant me toys if I wish for it. All she said was Santa lives too far away to deliver toys for me.
Even though at my tender age, I knew she was lying. I was able to distinguish Santa never existed and more importantly I am able to recognize we are poor, doubtless breads are more important than toys.
Nevertheless, December was my fave month of the year. All my life I’ve always loved Christmas, even though I’m not a Christian but I still celebrate it, for me Christmas is a big deal.
Which holiday we would have so called rituals like decorating an Christmas tree, exchanging gifts, special dinner with family, sending out cards and not to forget the everlasting Christmas carol. The festival mood was simply overwhelming.
I could vividly remember my mum used to bring my siblings & me to church on Christmas day and the church itself had became our playground. Oh man, how I wish I could turn back the clock.
This year we are celebrating in my sister’s place as we did last year. Sorry to say that it my sis & my brother-in-law will be doing all the cooking.
Counting down - 18 days to go.
Even though at my tender age, I knew she was lying. I was able to distinguish Santa never existed and more importantly I am able to recognize we are poor, doubtless breads are more important than toys.
Nevertheless, December was my fave month of the year. All my life I’ve always loved Christmas, even though I’m not a Christian but I still celebrate it, for me Christmas is a big deal.
Which holiday we would have so called rituals like decorating an Christmas tree, exchanging gifts, special dinner with family, sending out cards and not to forget the everlasting Christmas carol. The festival mood was simply overwhelming.
I could vividly remember my mum used to bring my siblings & me to church on Christmas day and the church itself had became our playground. Oh man, how I wish I could turn back the clock.
This year we are celebrating in my sister’s place as we did last year. Sorry to say that it my sis & my brother-in-law will be doing all the cooking.
Counting down - 18 days to go.
Monday, December 06, 2004
What I want for Christmas is………
A new phone!
Expect to launch mid-December; it will be the world’s smallest PDA phone- O2 Xda II mini.
It has only two-thirds the size of the Xda II and weighs just 150g. It uses a 416Mhz Intel processor and has 128MB of memory. Infused with Microsoft’s pocket PC operating system I have access to countless applications & download many from the Internet.
Understand it offer a 1.3megapixel camera with video recording, this is by far most important for me.
I hate to give up my K700i which almost been with me for 5 months. I have countless of photos & videos giving me wonderful memory all thank to K700i.
But what to do? I’m a sucker for technology.
A new phone!
Expect to launch mid-December; it will be the world’s smallest PDA phone- O2 Xda II mini.
It has only two-thirds the size of the Xda II and weighs just 150g. It uses a 416Mhz Intel processor and has 128MB of memory. Infused with Microsoft’s pocket PC operating system I have access to countless applications & download many from the Internet.
Understand it offer a 1.3megapixel camera with video recording, this is by far most important for me.
I hate to give up my K700i which almost been with me for 5 months. I have countless of photos & videos giving me wonderful memory all thank to K700i.
But what to do? I’m a sucker for technology.
Sunday, December 05, 2004
I did my second run.
After my first attempt at jogging 3 days back, my thighs were aching. As for the pain in my thighs I'm not surprised. It's my poor muscles rebelling after 2 years of neglect. (My last run 2.4km)
This time, I fare a bit better which I managed to run for 31/2 minutes before I took a break.
Still, there is a long way to go, unfortunately.
After my first attempt at jogging 3 days back, my thighs were aching. As for the pain in my thighs I'm not surprised. It's my poor muscles rebelling after 2 years of neglect. (My last run 2.4km)
This time, I fare a bit better which I managed to run for 31/2 minutes before I took a break.
Still, there is a long way to go, unfortunately.
Saturday, December 04, 2004
I reached home early this morning at 4:00am after work. My body by now is used to all the punishment of going to sleep at wee hour at times.
Slept at 5:00am and to be waked up at 9:00am by bloody piece of shit living up directly above me. He was drilling like he was performing an oil rig testing. Can’t he do it in the afternoon?
Gracious Singaporean? My ass!
Oh, how I like to strap him to a bench and leave him there with the machine drilling his ass ...
30 min later, he stops and I thought finally I have some peace.
No, I was wrong.
Here comes the karanguni man (rag-and-bone man).
He kept pressing his horn non-stop and all this time cries at top of his voice as if this is end of the world. Are we deaf? I think not.
Once, I feel like making water bomb to throw at him from my block like the good old days when I was just a kid.
Then received sms from my sister that she is bring back my nephew to my place. I have no sleep, piss off and very bad mood and what I do? I took a banana from the kitchen, break it into half. First to vent my anger and secondly eat it to solve my hunger. Kill 2 birds with one stone.
My beloved nephew finally arrives at my place.
My sister had to go somewhere first with my brother in law so it was me & the destroyer (my nephew). Most of the things he touches will never be the same. The things may be broken or worst still, can even be its own grave with any contact with the destroyer.
After watching movie “Bug life’ with him, I brought him for a walk.
This kind of cheap entertainment never failed to light up any kid’s spirit. Later I brought him sets of Spiderman toys (five figures) and 3 hours later, 2 still working for the rest, it was history.
Jo, my nephew is not known as the destroyer for nothing.
Slept at 5:00am and to be waked up at 9:00am by bloody piece of shit living up directly above me. He was drilling like he was performing an oil rig testing. Can’t he do it in the afternoon?
Gracious Singaporean? My ass!
Oh, how I like to strap him to a bench and leave him there with the machine drilling his ass ...
30 min later, he stops and I thought finally I have some peace.
No, I was wrong.
Here comes the karanguni man (rag-and-bone man).
He kept pressing his horn non-stop and all this time cries at top of his voice as if this is end of the world. Are we deaf? I think not.
Once, I feel like making water bomb to throw at him from my block like the good old days when I was just a kid.
Then received sms from my sister that she is bring back my nephew to my place. I have no sleep, piss off and very bad mood and what I do? I took a banana from the kitchen, break it into half. First to vent my anger and secondly eat it to solve my hunger. Kill 2 birds with one stone.
My beloved nephew finally arrives at my place.
My sister had to go somewhere first with my brother in law so it was me & the destroyer (my nephew). Most of the things he touches will never be the same. The things may be broken or worst still, can even be its own grave with any contact with the destroyer.
After watching movie “Bug life’ with him, I brought him for a walk.
This kind of cheap entertainment never failed to light up any kid’s spirit. Later I brought him sets of Spiderman toys (five figures) and 3 hours later, 2 still working for the rest, it was history.
Jo, my nephew is not known as the destroyer for nothing.
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