I cannot help but write about him each time I met him. He never failed to 'amaze' me with his present conditions. He is the one, the only........Hock Soon.

After he bombarded my mobile phone weeks after weeks, I finally relented and meet him. It's not that I looked down on him (avoid meeting him) but just that it's the damn freaking same routine for the past 15 years.

And he is most BORING chap I ever knew. I'm sure you guys knew who is Siew Hui aka Amos, ya.

He's another clone of him but at least he provide some amusement value.

Itinerary for the past 15 years.

- Came over to my place (coffeeshop) and I will treat him for dinner and beer.

- After he finished his meals, he would watch TV

- As for me, I will be sitting at the coffeeshop watching my finger and toes nail grows.

- Occasionally, he would asked me some question BUT it the SAME set of fucking questions for the fucking long 15 years.
Si buay tu lan.

Goes something like this......

Hock Soon: How are you?

Me: Yeah

Hock Soon: You work in the same company

Me: Yeah

Hock Soon: No change of job?

Me: Yeah

Hock Soon: Still staying with your mom.

Me: Yeah

Even when I see him again tomorrow, he will asked me these sets of stupid question again. So how come I still try to entertained him?

Well, first of all he's my friends and also I never forget that he once (only one time ever) treated me a bowl of prawn noodle when I was flat in 1990, so much so that I have only a dollar with me back then. Although I have already repay many times his kindness, but if I avoid him totally becos he's poor or dull, it's gives me no credibility as a friend.

Anyway I believe the highest form of wisdom is kindness.



Look at him.....his half of his front teeth was so badly decayed that was literally broke into two. Yuck! And he's 1 month older than me, only.



Saw his plastic bag and when I open up guess what it was?



2 used empty bottles with more used plastic bag inside. What is he keeping all this? My goodness, like almost a garbage collector.



Working as a partime contractor, he got job available 3 days per week and he got about $45 per day which make about $135 a week. Everytimes I see him, I tried my best enlightening him.

But I learned that I can educate a fool, but I cannot make him think.

Also when I tease him on giving me a treat instead guess what?
He chunt pattern more than badminton.
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An excerpt from The Newspaper.

It's going to be a boy for Allan Wu and Wong Li-Lin. The celebrity couple, both 32, are expecting their second child around the end of February already have a year-old daughter, Sage Cadence.
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There is something I cannot stand that is celebrities naming their children weird name. I wrote about this in my blog 2 times already, ti bo?. Yeah, none of my freaking business? Well, I'm a “kaypoh” chap. It is so funny that these people give their children weird names like Sage.

Really, Lim Ah Lian sounds so much better than these kind of names. Sage? Sound like Great Sage, the monkey God. Since they are expecting their next child....maybe they should name Tianpeng Marshall aka Zhu Bajie. The whole family can play Journey to the West.

Being a kiasu Singapore, I also want to name my child fantastic name next time. If boy, I will name Dugu and girl will be Dongfang. Sound nice? I got this inspiration from the movie“ Dugu Wu Ti” and “Dong Fang Bu Bai” respectively.

Together as a family we can play swordsmen in the house with me as Xiong Ba(formidable n invincible)

My Sunday outing...........

Why am I covering her face? Is she ugly? No, in fact she's the prettiest gal I ever dated. No kidding. It's just to protect her identity and also she knew nothing about my blog. I'll do a short field report.....a very short one.

Time: 5:00pm
Pick her up and went to MT Faber for dinner.


(Was told dinner only starts at 6:00pm)


(Damn, she is gorgeous)

After dinner, took some pictures and proceed to Pasir Panjang whereby they have stretches of pubs along this area.


Yeah, your eyes is not playing trick....she is drinking MILK.

By the way, what happened to 'Angel'?

Well, we're no more together....just I have anticipated long ago. To be honest, it's actual exceeded my expectation.
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It 's seems to be a growing trend that newspaper are frequency reporting blogs and featuring them in their articles. Blog is a personal diary that one writes online for their friends to see and the reporters love to publish it out in the news.

First, we have Xia Suay Xue, the midget. Later making the headline was the SPG's blog who pose herself nudes. Laggi best was the racist blog whereby 2 chaps was jailed. Recently, the so called Singapore's hottest blogger Dawn Yeo was in the news for denying that she has gone under the knife.

Anyway just to kaypoh abit, I saw before and after Dawn Yeo's photo and I'm very freaking sure she had plastic surgery before. Really, extreme overhaul makeover had reached new height.

I think the newspaper reporters have nothing to write about so they surf the internet for blogs to publish. I remember the last time when I met Melvin, he told me he gonna buy The Straits Times and read in the evening. He asked me if I read newspaper (Straits times).

At the point of time, I don't know whether to laugh. I told him I did but in actual fact I DO NOT read The STRAITS TIMES.

Reporters Without Borders (a virtual network of non-governmental organizations that monitors free expression violations worldwide and campaigns to defend journalists, writers and others who are persecuted for exercising their right to freedom of expression) has ranked Singapore 140th out of 166 countries for World Press Freedom Ranking in 2005

We are ranked 140th....my dear friends.

So why should I read our 140th newspaper?

How do I get daily dose of news?
From the internet......from the internet.
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The largest Crazy Horse Paris venue in the world, and the first in Asia, is set to open in Singapore in December 2005. The Crazy Horse Paris dance troupe, known for its topless female performers, arrived in Singapore Wednesday to launch the famous cabaret, as the prudish city-state tries to spice up its image and woo tourists.

Prices range from S$85 (with standard drink) to S$360 for half bottle of champagne.

I saw the girls and they are not pretty at all. Pay over eighty dollars to watch such this kind of quality? No wonder they offer drink at Crazy Horse, after a few drinks, every ugly women would become beautiful.

Oh yeah, before I forgot, the main point is that they offer their neh nehs on the stage. But who wants to pay good money to watch tits bouncing on stage from afar when they can do so in the front seat on the Internet.

Nan, it's not gonna to work, I say.

In order to lure audiences, may I suggest they should implement private dances. The dancer perform just for you in a private room. Of course, she get free "massage" from you during her dance routine lah.

The Ladies: Gorgeous, sexy and aggressive.
Skin Factor: Topless, of course.
Dances: Lap dance: $20 (1 song)
Music: Whatever.

Buy 5 songs, get 1 free. The more you buy the more you saves, like the Singapore sales.

Sure hit number one spot in the entertainment industries, if have in Singapore. I tried it in Australia, it's rock!
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Haven't been updating for a while, been very busy with my work. I work in this company for almost 5 years and this month I broke my own record of number of ships I attended.

Average ships in one month is about 10, while the highest ever ship I attended is 15. And this month I took care of 18 ships. (My colleague handled just as much)

Now time is 9:40am,as I'm writing this, I got a 3 ships today.

First ship arriving at 1:30pm follow by another vessel at 6:00pm and last vessel coming in is midnight.

Tough?

Next week should be free, will update regular.
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November is busy month for my family. 3 members of my family is having birthday this month. Now it's my nephew's birthday.

All the same, nothing new to write.

Like my niece's birthday, we're celebrating at my brother's place.


(His actual birthday is not today)

But, I learned my nephew know how to sing another version of spider man's song.

Listen to this. Click here
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Last night, I stumbled upon the shooting of a bollywood film at Clifford piers when I was there about midnight. Ya, right ship like to come in the wee hours. The one of the actor was wearing Matrix Neo plastic costume with heavy duty fans blowing at him making him look cool.

Cool?

He looked like an idiot to him, though. So I whipped put my mobile phone and snap!



Then this Indian lady came along with walkie talkie asking me NOT to take pictures?

Lady: Cannot take picture here (With her head moving side to side)

Me: Why not? This is a public place?

Lady: Cannot.

Undoubtedly it take no genius to realize she's NOT a local and was working for Bollywood.

Me: You want called police for taking photo in a public place? (Challenging her)

Lady: Huh?

Me: You scare I take video and sell as pirated movie is it?

Lady: Huh?

Even some passerby was laughing at my remark and anyway seeing her embarrassed and I decided to move on. When you board launch at Clifford piers, you need to clear immigration checkpoint. I went in since she can't follow me in and I took pictures again.



Oh boy, seeing how helpless she was in stopping me, I felt good.
Yeah, I'm such a bad & nasty boy.
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Last week was like hell week for me. Like the NAVY SEALS in their fourth week of basic, mine begins on Wednesday and ended on Sunday.

During this period, everyday I attended at least a vessel. At times, three ships in a single day. That's why I have not update my blog for the past week.

I'm not going into details during this period, instead I will do a quick summary before my "hell week".

Saturday
Met up with Melvin for lunch.





You can see, he brought a digital camera for his Europe tour with his wife this coming December.

Then came Monday.


(Behind Bear is Lam's office)




(Eating mutton soup in a rundown coffeshop along Jalan Besar)

After dinner, three of us went to pub for a drink before looking for Toh for a chat. Long time never see Toh, liao.


(Toh commented Bear looked like a gay these days)


(That's Ah Toh on the right)




(Somewhere in Bishan)

Tuesday

Meet up with Roger


(Damn, he's one shy dude)


(What is he so afraid of? I don;t know. I really don't know)

After that, from Wednesday to Sunday....

My Hell week began.....
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