Melvin is having his tradition Chinese wedding today but I didn't attend, most unfortunately. You see if I show up, I'll be going through a rather difficult period..........room with a strangers will bore me to death.

Ever since we left STI and both of us had lost contact with the rest of our school mates. Anyway I long inform Melvin I can't attend because I have to pop up for my ex-company dinner.

Time: 1900hrs
Venue: Furama city centre



Was invited by my ex-company for their annual dinner and I can tell this year’s dinner was larger than ever. Another thing, I was NOT inform the attire; Smart Casual (shirt with collar, long trousers)



Those girls really dress up for the evening......lucky I'm wearing polo shirt not t-shirt. By the way, having a reception before dinner was best way to interact with all my former colleagues.



I don't know many of them as they joined the company after I left.


(There is me, Peh and Poh)

Poh currently still is working there......



There was singing session by the staffs....and it was hilarious. Not that they were singing too badly but it's their expression. They sang as if this is superstar contest...I was laughing all the way.



Really if there was no such amusement to entertain me from time to time, I would long ago have committed suicide. I have load of fun also there was lucky draw and I won 6th prize, a food streamer. After dinner we stayed past midnight to welcome the New Year. Once clock strike midnight, we ran riot.

An optimist stays up until midnight to see the new year in.
A pessimist stays up to make sure the old year leaves.

Train service between Aljunied and Bugis MRT stations was disrupted on Wednesday afternoon, affecting about 4,000 westbound passengers. The disruption came after a 32-year-old man jumped onto the tracks and was killed by an oncoming train at the Kallang MRT Station around 3pm.

Apparently a $5000 fine didn't deter the man from jumping.



How come all the those commit suicide in the mrt is 100 percent successful? Maybe they thought that the message was, if you tried to commit suicide and unsuccessfully to on our tracks, you will be slapped with a $5000 fine. This is to cover costs for time loss in revenue during train halts and clean up acts.

Another thing if they can't stop a man from jumping how the hell are they going stop terrorists bombing the MRT?
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MERRY CHRISTMAS!

If you don't have any Christmas tree or lights and no clue how some people goes into the Christmas spirit, take a look at this.

Also I written to Satan...Santa
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Dear Santa:

I've been a very good boy this year. I would like a small present from you. Don't let me see Sharon Au and Zoe Tay on TV ever again, pleaseeeee.

Nick
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My immediate family has a Christmas tradition, making dinner and eat together on Christmas Eve. This year is no different except my younger brother is in Saudi Arabia, working. My brother in law didn't join us and my elder brother came and left in 10 min flat. He got a job to do.

But still,..........what better Christmas gift I could get than spend time with my family. I'm thank I didn't have any ship to attend. Oh Yeeeaahhh.

I'm down down with the FLU
My head's so heavy
Damn, don't know if it a bird flu.

I've got a running nose
and a sore throat,
An aching body
and a hot head
But still somehow I'm writing this post.

Two days ago, I was fine n running
and was looking foward
to the Christmas eve.

But Monday was a drag
and Tuesday was a bore
prospects look a bit dim
cos I got lots of chores.

So I'm down
down with the FLU
but it ain't gonna get to me
cause I going to recover soon.

According to this site (sperm facts), I listed some of the interesting one.

Average volume of semen per ejaculation: 1-2 teaspoons
(I know mine is in 1-2 tablespoon. No wonder my balls so big.)

Average number of times a man will ejaculate in his lifetime: 7,200
(I'm coming close to this....I'm not even in my forties yet.)

Average total amount of lifetime ejaculate: 18 quarts
(1 quarts = 0.95 litres and is 17.10 litres of lifetime? Oh, I can fill up about 13.5 bottles of 1.25litres of coke bottle)

Average speed of ejaculation: 28 miles per hour
(I can't calculate my speed but I can shoot even through the wall when I was young. But ever since reaching my thirties, my speed is nil. My ejaculation is basically drip...drip...drip.)

For one, a healthy human male produces about 30 million sperm each day. With one ejaculation, 300 to 500 million sperm are released. Men continually produce sperm, day in and day out, throughout their lives.
(For those who think themselves as useless, think again. Even before you're born, out of the 300 to 500 million sperms, you are the fastest.....a winner.).

Here is this friend of mine who was pestering me for a loan for one year without any respond from my side.

I did lend once a upon time, a few times though to be exact. By now I know him too well. I'm very wary that if I do him another favour there would be never ending story for me.

I found him to be like a poorly portrayal character acting in the film. His stories of woes are to be taken with a pinch of salt.

Man shall not live by borrowing alone, however he is the special ONE.

He talked about no money to eat.....bah......bah. Yeah right, if I part with my dough and he doesn't repay, I end up eating with animals food or leftover myself.

Sorry he got my name wrong, I ain’t Mr. Goondu.

I didn't record the whole 20min conversation that we had. It almost unbearable for you guys to hear. But still.........by the way, is in Hokkien.

Click here part one! (Story time)

Click here part two! (Me highly recommended him to call Bear instead)

Click here part three! (Trying to convince me he needs money)
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As long as you are using Singapore to traffic drugs, you get the gallows. As long you're meeting Bear, he will be late.

This can be apply to Melvin as well.

Pick up Bear after work, he recommended to watch the movie “Aeon Flux” together. I don't know why he likes to see female in action especially lady assassins. As he saw the movie trailer, he talked about this show. He was so overwhelmed with pleasure, I almost didn't realize there a spillage of saliva out of his mouth.

If this chap is Hock Soon, I would hasten my departure from his intoxicated pleasure.

How can I resist Bear's invitation?

Went to Plaza Singapura brought tickets for 9:35pm, also to do our Christmas shopping. Haven't buy any clothes for months, it's time for some upgrading in my wardrobe. Along the way, we saw Taiwan snack or “little eats” in the basement. What's makes it so appealing is that they cook on the spot.

Sometimes I just hate being a Singaporean admittedly we are the best nation in the queuing. Nevertheless, we got our fried chicken in just 5 min despite of the queue.


(Chicken mix with pepper and seasoning)

It ain't cheap for a snack like this, costs more than a plate of chicken rice. $3 per piece.


(Bear giving 2 thumps up)

Was it nice?

Bear finished it, I ate half way and threw it away. Actually it not bad except too much seasoning; quite salty. We went from Wisma Atria to Takashimay shopping centre but couldn't find any polo t-shirt I wanted.

So hard to buy what I want, my goodness.


(Bear is in his usual position, leading the way when it come to shopping)

These days, mostly polo t-shirt comes in vibrant color with outrageous design or print. Not suitable for middle age men like me, unfortunately.

Better buy those trademark Ah Lau polo t shirt. I think Alan Delon polo t-shirt is a good investment. Come ten years of now, I'll be wearing faded striped Polo t-shirts with a small pocket for my cigarettes and the collars stretched out of shape. Can never goes wrong with this outfit for Ah Lau.

Always IN thing for Ah Lau.

Orchard road crowd was like mob level. There were an endless stream of people walking and some were forced to jostle for elbow room.


(Christmas light-up transformation along Orchard Road)

Took this opportunities to....


(Using my mobile phone....)


(It clear that Ah Bear has Parkson's disease...his hand couldn't stop shaking)

It take no genius to figure out who is the better photographer here.


(We took our dinner at this place before our show starts)

This place is situate near cineplex and it like the resurrected of Glutton's Square, a outdoor food centre. Verdict on the foods?

Pui! Make it a double pui pui.

Ordered one plate of carrot cake and other oyster omelette. Gave me 2 plates exactly the same in color and tastes except one plate with oysters.

Saw the young chap who fried my carrot cake and oyster omelette, he looked to me as a school dropout or having his vacation job during his school holidays.

Nanbei!!
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My ex-colleagues called me informing that I was invited for dinner with my ex-company & staffs on this coming New year Eve. Last year, they invited me for dinner on the eve of Chinese New Year. Although I left this company 6 years ago but my former boss still remember me.

Simply wonderful!

I remember when I was still there we used to treat each other as part of the family. When one's celebrate example birthday or housewarming, everybody would turn out. Every year, most of the staffs would embarked on tours all expenses paid by company. How nice!

And now my currently company is very much different.
We don't hang out.
We don't interact.
We keep each other at arm's length.
We talk only about work and nothing else.
We don't organise tour, it's serve no purpose.

For example when everybody in the account department go for lunch, they lock the whole room. Wau lau en, as if they had gold all over the place.

Also my office had cameras all over the place for security reasons but I see it as to “enhance” work rate for all staffs. We need passwords to active our pc and then another set of password to log in to our server. On top of that, I already got 3 sets of login ID with 3 passwords for work purposes through the internet alone.

And guess what?
Even photocopier machines required to key in yr login id and passwords.

How do you like working in this kind of environment?
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I saw the Star Awards just one word.
Jialut.

Our winners, stars or so called celebrities are unrefined comparing to HK or Taiwanese counterpart. Just listen to their speeches, you know it's lack of grace, keep saying how they deserved it lah...how good lah.

Look at Taiwanese talk show hosts like Kang Kang or Jiao Jiao (as presenter ), our own talk show hosts can't even come close to their standard. Nevermind, it always been like since since the birth our SBC (Singapore Broadcast Corp).

There is one thing I cannot stand is our old senile dethrone queen, Ah Jie.

Came out with Christy Chung for the top ten female awards, keep talking, keep bah bah....like trying to out talk, outlast her opponent as if this is surviver series. It's got nothing related to the awards, clearly Zoe wants attention. Even when Christy wanted to speak, Zoe kept blabbering away.

Lucky my sister and mother grab me before I could smash TV to pieces. I even step ouside of my house to take some fresh air to calm myself down.

Both ladies are over thirty and mothers themselves. Putting Zoe next to Christy Chung will show how hag is Zoe. She should learn a thing or two from the sexy Christy on how to maintain look and figure. One look like market aunty and the other is a hot mama.

Zoe Tay for no reason went up on stage again when it's non of her bloody business kept babbling away like she's high on drugs, wanting Christopher Lee to propose to Fann Wong. My brother's maid, a Filipino was asking me who is this clown is, I told her she's from other TV station.

No way am I going to admit this is our TV Ah Jie.

On the bright side, I don't get to see my most hated 'star', the act cute gal who went to Japan to further her studies. Her name is Sharon Au.
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My ship is arriving 6:30am and I was driving to Cifford piers listening to the class 95. Just as I was turning round the corner at Suntec city, the radio play our nation anthem. Check the time, it's was exactly 6:00am.

I just realized Nyugen was executed by hanging.(6am)

Got me thinking why don't Singapore follow US in lethal injection instead of hanging? More humane, so to speak. In my view by lethal injection death can be painlessly accomplished comparing to hanging.

I think by choosing hanging, we can...

- Harvest essential organs unlike lethal injection which poisons the whole body. (Can use for transplant)

- Rope is cheaper than deadly chemicals. (Really cheap)

- Rope can be recycle for further if needed. (Very economical)

See, WE think of everything.

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Mostly everyday after lunch if time permit, me and a friend (work in same vicinity) would sit /stand outside International plaza to observe girls figures and their dressing styles. Some dress really well, while other goes for stylos milo as if attending for tea dance party and yet other like cover themselves like nun.

But there is this types/group I truly admire.

Overweight women wearing spaghetti strap tops with mini skirt to compliment it:-

Wau lau eh, with their arms is bigger than my 2 thighs combined, they still dare to wear those? Look at their meat or fat overflowing at the side of spaghetti. Truly their self-confidence and positive self-image in themselves have reached height. Unbelievable!

Overweight women wearing tight or smaller size clothings:-

Due to the tightness of their clothes whenever they walk, it's got waves running down from their tits to butts and back up again. Everytimes I see one of these human “meat dumpling” walk past I used my cactus plant to slap myself silly to prevent me from laughing. Shesssh.......they bring the term sexy to new meaning.

Fortunately none of my friends reading this are fat or else I won't be writing this.
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I cannot help but write about him each time I met him. He never failed to 'amaze' me with his present conditions. He is the one, the only........Hock Soon.

After he bombarded my mobile phone weeks after weeks, I finally relented and meet him. It's not that I looked down on him (avoid meeting him) but just that it's the damn freaking same routine for the past 15 years.

And he is most BORING chap I ever knew. I'm sure you guys knew who is Siew Hui aka Amos, ya.

He's another clone of him but at least he provide some amusement value.

Itinerary for the past 15 years.

- Came over to my place (coffeeshop) and I will treat him for dinner and beer.

- After he finished his meals, he would watch TV

- As for me, I will be sitting at the coffeeshop watching my finger and toes nail grows.

- Occasionally, he would asked me some question BUT it the SAME set of fucking questions for the fucking long 15 years.
Si buay tu lan.

Goes something like this......

Hock Soon: How are you?

Me: Yeah

Hock Soon: You work in the same company

Me: Yeah

Hock Soon: No change of job?

Me: Yeah

Hock Soon: Still staying with your mom.

Me: Yeah

Even when I see him again tomorrow, he will asked me these sets of stupid question again. So how come I still try to entertained him?

Well, first of all he's my friends and also I never forget that he once (only one time ever) treated me a bowl of prawn noodle when I was flat in 1990, so much so that I have only a dollar with me back then. Although I have already repay many times his kindness, but if I avoid him totally becos he's poor or dull, it's gives me no credibility as a friend.

Anyway I believe the highest form of wisdom is kindness.



Look at him.....his half of his front teeth was so badly decayed that was literally broke into two. Yuck! And he's 1 month older than me, only.



Saw his plastic bag and when I open up guess what it was?



2 used empty bottles with more used plastic bag inside. What is he keeping all this? My goodness, like almost a garbage collector.



Working as a partime contractor, he got job available 3 days per week and he got about $45 per day which make about $135 a week. Everytimes I see him, I tried my best enlightening him.

But I learned that I can educate a fool, but I cannot make him think.

Also when I tease him on giving me a treat instead guess what?
He chunt pattern more than badminton.
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An excerpt from The Newspaper.

It's going to be a boy for Allan Wu and Wong Li-Lin. The celebrity couple, both 32, are expecting their second child around the end of February already have a year-old daughter, Sage Cadence.
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There is something I cannot stand that is celebrities naming their children weird name. I wrote about this in my blog 2 times already, ti bo?. Yeah, none of my freaking business? Well, I'm a “kaypoh” chap. It is so funny that these people give their children weird names like Sage.

Really, Lim Ah Lian sounds so much better than these kind of names. Sage? Sound like Great Sage, the monkey God. Since they are expecting their next child....maybe they should name Tianpeng Marshall aka Zhu Bajie. The whole family can play Journey to the West.

Being a kiasu Singapore, I also want to name my child fantastic name next time. If boy, I will name Dugu and girl will be Dongfang. Sound nice? I got this inspiration from the movie“ Dugu Wu Ti” and “Dong Fang Bu Bai” respectively.

Together as a family we can play swordsmen in the house with me as Xiong Ba(formidable n invincible)

My Sunday outing...........

Why am I covering her face? Is she ugly? No, in fact she's the prettiest gal I ever dated. No kidding. It's just to protect her identity and also she knew nothing about my blog. I'll do a short field report.....a very short one.

Time: 5:00pm
Pick her up and went to MT Faber for dinner.


(Was told dinner only starts at 6:00pm)


(Damn, she is gorgeous)

After dinner, took some pictures and proceed to Pasir Panjang whereby they have stretches of pubs along this area.


Yeah, your eyes is not playing trick....she is drinking MILK.

By the way, what happened to 'Angel'?

Well, we're no more together....just I have anticipated long ago. To be honest, it's actual exceeded my expectation.
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It 's seems to be a growing trend that newspaper are frequency reporting blogs and featuring them in their articles. Blog is a personal diary that one writes online for their friends to see and the reporters love to publish it out in the news.

First, we have Xia Suay Xue, the midget. Later making the headline was the SPG's blog who pose herself nudes. Laggi best was the racist blog whereby 2 chaps was jailed. Recently, the so called Singapore's hottest blogger Dawn Yeo was in the news for denying that she has gone under the knife.

Anyway just to kaypoh abit, I saw before and after Dawn Yeo's photo and I'm very freaking sure she had plastic surgery before. Really, extreme overhaul makeover had reached new height.

I think the newspaper reporters have nothing to write about so they surf the internet for blogs to publish. I remember the last time when I met Melvin, he told me he gonna buy The Straits Times and read in the evening. He asked me if I read newspaper (Straits times).

At the point of time, I don't know whether to laugh. I told him I did but in actual fact I DO NOT read The STRAITS TIMES.

Reporters Without Borders (a virtual network of non-governmental organizations that monitors free expression violations worldwide and campaigns to defend journalists, writers and others who are persecuted for exercising their right to freedom of expression) has ranked Singapore 140th out of 166 countries for World Press Freedom Ranking in 2005

We are ranked 140th....my dear friends.

So why should I read our 140th newspaper?

How do I get daily dose of news?
From the internet......from the internet.
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The largest Crazy Horse Paris venue in the world, and the first in Asia, is set to open in Singapore in December 2005. The Crazy Horse Paris dance troupe, known for its topless female performers, arrived in Singapore Wednesday to launch the famous cabaret, as the prudish city-state tries to spice up its image and woo tourists.

Prices range from S$85 (with standard drink) to S$360 for half bottle of champagne.

I saw the girls and they are not pretty at all. Pay over eighty dollars to watch such this kind of quality? No wonder they offer drink at Crazy Horse, after a few drinks, every ugly women would become beautiful.

Oh yeah, before I forgot, the main point is that they offer their neh nehs on the stage. But who wants to pay good money to watch tits bouncing on stage from afar when they can do so in the front seat on the Internet.

Nan, it's not gonna to work, I say.

In order to lure audiences, may I suggest they should implement private dances. The dancer perform just for you in a private room. Of course, she get free "massage" from you during her dance routine lah.

The Ladies: Gorgeous, sexy and aggressive.
Skin Factor: Topless, of course.
Dances: Lap dance: $20 (1 song)
Music: Whatever.

Buy 5 songs, get 1 free. The more you buy the more you saves, like the Singapore sales.

Sure hit number one spot in the entertainment industries, if have in Singapore. I tried it in Australia, it's rock!
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Haven't been updating for a while, been very busy with my work. I work in this company for almost 5 years and this month I broke my own record of number of ships I attended.

Average ships in one month is about 10, while the highest ever ship I attended is 15. And this month I took care of 18 ships. (My colleague handled just as much)

Now time is 9:40am,as I'm writing this, I got a 3 ships today.

First ship arriving at 1:30pm follow by another vessel at 6:00pm and last vessel coming in is midnight.

Tough?

Next week should be free, will update regular.
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November is busy month for my family. 3 members of my family is having birthday this month. Now it's my nephew's birthday.

All the same, nothing new to write.

Like my niece's birthday, we're celebrating at my brother's place.


(His actual birthday is not today)

But, I learned my nephew know how to sing another version of spider man's song.

Listen to this. Click here
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Last night, I stumbled upon the shooting of a bollywood film at Clifford piers when I was there about midnight. Ya, right ship like to come in the wee hours. The one of the actor was wearing Matrix Neo plastic costume with heavy duty fans blowing at him making him look cool.

Cool?

He looked like an idiot to him, though. So I whipped put my mobile phone and snap!



Then this Indian lady came along with walkie talkie asking me NOT to take pictures?

Lady: Cannot take picture here (With her head moving side to side)

Me: Why not? This is a public place?

Lady: Cannot.

Undoubtedly it take no genius to realize she's NOT a local and was working for Bollywood.

Me: You want called police for taking photo in a public place? (Challenging her)

Lady: Huh?

Me: You scare I take video and sell as pirated movie is it?

Lady: Huh?

Even some passerby was laughing at my remark and anyway seeing her embarrassed and I decided to move on. When you board launch at Clifford piers, you need to clear immigration checkpoint. I went in since she can't follow me in and I took pictures again.



Oh boy, seeing how helpless she was in stopping me, I felt good.
Yeah, I'm such a bad & nasty boy.
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Last week was like hell week for me. Like the NAVY SEALS in their fourth week of basic, mine begins on Wednesday and ended on Sunday.

During this period, everyday I attended at least a vessel. At times, three ships in a single day. That's why I have not update my blog for the past week.

I'm not going into details during this period, instead I will do a quick summary before my "hell week".

Saturday
Met up with Melvin for lunch.





You can see, he brought a digital camera for his Europe tour with his wife this coming December.

Then came Monday.


(Behind Bear is Lam's office)




(Eating mutton soup in a rundown coffeshop along Jalan Besar)

After dinner, three of us went to pub for a drink before looking for Toh for a chat. Long time never see Toh, liao.


(Toh commented Bear looked like a gay these days)


(That's Ah Toh on the right)




(Somewhere in Bishan)

Tuesday

Meet up with Roger


(Damn, he's one shy dude)


(What is he so afraid of? I don;t know. I really don't know)

After that, from Wednesday to Sunday....

My Hell week began.....
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Last night, Ah Lam, Angel and I went to Geylang, Singapore’s notorious red light district. Geylang is a heaven providing countless pleasurable hours to many.

No, we're not checking in some hotel 81 to do a threesome.

At Geylang, lust and passionately men may seek sexual pleasure but there another treasure over there. In Geylang, is also call food haven. Here, men either seek sexual craving or satisfy one's taste buds.

We made our pit-stop at Geylang Lorong 9. At this coffeeshop it's famous for their frog porridge. There about 30 odd tables of diners waiting for their regular fix of a pot of hot and spicy frog legs with the accompanying pot of light plain porridge. A scoop of the frog legs and kungpo sauce mixed into the porridge will send you to the summit.


(Angel in black)

Surprisingly, there were plenty of empty tables. Order 6 frogs and a pot of plain porridge to go along. Freshly slaughtered frogs were stripped to bone with minutes of arriving our table.


(It was so spicy that I drank 2 cans of coke)


(Lam is playing with his new mobile phone, Treo 650)

And poor Kermit...his bones was scattered all over table.


(I blur off, Angel's face.)

The frogs could not rest in peace and was humiliated further. Angel was feeding some stray cats using leftover bone on the table. Hahahaha


(Feeding stray cats)


(Ah Lam looking with joy seeing how the bone was devour completely by cats. My suspicious of him as pervert was true after all)



(Heard that after eating frog leg porridge, gave one's urge to “mate”)

Feel the heat and the beat eating smooth porridge with fresh frog legs, served in claypot along neon-lit of Geylang road is simply fantastic!

Ques: What do you call a frog with legs?
Ans: Dinner.
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I was roaming around International Plaza after lunch with a colleague and I'm exhausted by just looking at those babes especially ladies wearing office wear.

Nearly 2 females to 1 male.

Talking about office clothes, every morning when I take the lift up to my office, I see guys wearing a nice shirt with tie or some even in business suit. Ladies mostly wear pantsuits or dress with shirt to go along. Everybody is dressed in tidy, neat and like uniforms.

I'm the only chap wearing old t-shirt, jean and my converse shoes.

Back to the main topic, see those red big 2 vans?


(2 bread vans)

They are giving free breads with different favor. I saw people accelerating past me like they were running from a terrorists attack. They rushed to cross the road as if their existent in life depend on it. I walked over there just to see how our fellow Singaporeans would react in getting freebies.

I walked over, I saw, I felt ashamed.

Singaporean have no etiquette when collecting free items whatsoever. The guys giving out free bread said shouted, “One per person only.”

What do WE, the Singaporean do?

Everybody grabbed as much much their 2 hands can carry.

You need evidence?
Take a look below



The lady in white, just her right hand is hold 3 loaves of bread. Her kiasuism is second to none. I must say, she is REALLY.....

The best of the best.
Cream of the crop.

Being a cheapo myself, I also must grab.


(My office desk)

See the picture above?

Between my pc and telephone, what do you see?

My bread.
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This may be imaginary scenario but it may become a reality in the future. Seriously, I'm not kidding.

Location: Singapore prison.

I was sentence for 6 years imprisonment for manslaughter. Life in prison was tough, no doubt about it. Been looking forward for my release and was eager to meet up my family and friends. Just after one months for doing time, surprisely I saw Stephanie in prison too.

Me: Stephanie, what are you doing here? (Looking dumbfound)

Stephanie: Ah Nick....what are you doing here?

Me: Ah...killing someone. You?

Stephanie: I'm in this place because I just kicked a cat.

Then I saw, Ah Bear as I walk back my cell.

Me: Hey Bear! I'm here because of manslaughter.

Bear: I know already lah. Got hear news one.

Me: Then you came in for what?

Bear: I am in jail because I download MP3 online.

After lunch, I saw Rachel walking past me.

Me: Wow, you're in prison too!

Rachel: I heard you kill someone.

Me: Ya...long story. You leh?

Rachel: (Sigh) In jail because I wrote some racist remarks on my blog.

Me: Wah lau, like this also can.

Rachel: This is nothing actually.

Me: Still nothing?

Rachel: See that guy over there?

Me: (Looking over her direction) Huh? Isn't that Melvin?

Rachel: Yes, it him alright.

Me: Melvin, he is in prison too? (Looking bewildered)

Rachel: I talked to him this morning and he's here because he underpaid 20 cents on the bus.
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We're celebrating my niece's birthday today. Her actual birthday fall on the 27 Oct and she will be 7 years old. Will not write much as this entry will be photoblog.

Some pics is small, as I accidental set my cam to 160 x 120.










(I think my nephew inspiration was to be a hair stylist)


(After effect. By the way, don't stare at my groin area. It's because of my bermudas zip that made me look "big". In truth I’m very well endowed right down there.)




(Jo, he always inspirate to be spiderman instead)