I have tons of weird stuffs about myself but I'm only lists 12. Why twelve? I don't know, it nice number to begin with I guess. Like 12 disciples / apostles of Jesus Christ or 12 months in a year perhaps?

Here goes,....

12 weird things about me

1) I have never played rollerskate / rollerblade in my life before. - You know during the 80s; pac man game, breakdance and of course roller skate were very popular then. All my friends knew how to skate. Back then I was poor and no money to buy like they said, the rest is history.

2) I am typically pretty organized and neat. - Whether about my files in my PC or little things in my house. Even when I came back home, I will put my wallet, keys and watch in a neat row. My shoes will arrange neatly in order with the rest.

3) I don't drink plain water unless necessary – On the morning I drink coffee. In office mostly milo or soya bean and lunch will be coke. If I'm outside working on board ship probably will be 100 plus to make up for my loss of sweat. At home, green tea.

4) I love cats and dogs – But can't stand living with me because I'm afraid of them.

5) Those who likes to shake leg – Simply drives me crazy until I freak out and cry….“just stop it!” I don't comprehend what they trying to do, they would shake and shake their legs as if trying to get something off of it.

6) I talk to myself - I don’t know about you, but I find sometimes I have the most incredible conversations with myself. Not about any one thing in particular just well everything. I do sometimes think they are the most quality communication I have. At times I wonder if I really want should have an intelligent conversation, I just talk to myself.

7) I wear my spectacles during bathing – Yes, even washing my hair.

8) I have a bad memory - Once I even forgotten how to write my Chinese name.

9) All my fishes die before their time – I play with my fishes when I got back home, like redecorate the tank, or even catch them in a pail and putting them back. I convinced they all died of stress. Now I have an empty fish tank.

10) I have a vivid imagination - Sometimes I spend too much time thinking about the worst thing that can possibly happen in any given situation even when I'm walking or driving.

11) I am generally not superstitious - But I do feel compelled to say “excuse me” whenever I need to pee under a tree for instant.

12) Fantasize while going to sleep - I always follow the same routine, like imagine myself on a trip through space on my spaceship or exploring the deep sea. If not, I visualize myself back to the past like in the movie "New Dragon Gate Inn" (Xin long men ke zhan).

I feel so weird at times.
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Ooi, you think you're pretty smart, don't you ZOE? You heard me. I'm talking to you in front of my pc. Still trying acting cute with that good friend of your?

Yes you, the one wearing cap machiam Tiger Wood. Wipe off that tikou smile from your face, you SOB. I'm not your types.

Back to you Zoe, nice try however no matter how you act cute, you're ugly. Not that I'm giving you attention, in fact you are the one who is giving out attention. I think that a name to it......oh yes attention seeker.

Let me ask you, what is your favorite bird? No need to tell me, I know. It's swallow, tio boh? You really pissed me off. Let me list out some of your “crime”

1) Your voice is like toad and still tried to sing.

2) You can't act in period dramas, you looks like a transvestite, really.

3) No overseas exposure are you are the Ah Jie of Medicorp? You must be kidding me.

4) Your status in medicorp is Queen, cannot be justified.

5) You're old and and haggard for her age, wrinkles are clearly visible. Your photos in adverts, magazines were all touched up with photoshop.

6)Your Ex trim-X "cha cha cha" advertisement were was downright disgusting.

7) At the Star Awards 2005, forcing Christopher Lee to propose on national TV, snatching the stage from Chen Hanwei,and dominating the attention from Christy Chung.

8) Your new advert had her proudly proclaiming that her secret to good skin is to "swallow".

9) You talk about breastfeeding, how much milk you had. Honestly, who fuck cares?

If this is not attention seeker, what is?



Look at you....auntie status liao, expired like a can of old vegetable. You still don't want to give up the throne? You should retire gracefully instead hanging to that small crown of your.

You are one of the reason why I gave up watching medicorp Chinese serial years back.



So, my message to you, retired gracefully. Don't be a sore eye on TV, please. I mean look at you,...there's nothing wrong with being old and ugly. A lot of guys will still find you attractive.

But for Christ's sake, keep it real. Don't try to be hot if you're not.

Because we can tell. And it turns us off.
Men might be stupid, but we're not dumb.
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