It is very weird. Bear is working in Pretty Fit / Beetle bug (same company) and yet asked me to buy a sandal for him in Parkway's Beetle Bug store. By the way, he staying put in Wisma Atria. I found out he can't get discount on the items he wanted and I guess I can't depend on him on any discount liao.

Want to hear a boring, boring blog from me? It's the writing style. Ok, have a go....

After work, meet him to pass him his sandal. I handed over the sandal, he gave me money. I count and it was correct.

Went to Zion Rd for dinner, the pawn mee stall did not open, so I brought “kway chap” to eat instead.

Bear's fork is dirty, so he clean it.


I looked at Bear's food. I think it nice.


I became aware my spectacles is sliding down my nose. Using a tissue to wipe off excess oil and I moved them back to position making me comfortable. I continued eating my “kway chap”.

After dinner, I sent Bear back home, he said, “goodbye” and I reply, “ bye bye”

The end.

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I received a MMS, from Jediman last night. He saw Xiao Wei aka Amos in Boat Quay. Couple of days back, Roger saw him at Landmark Tower Hotel and now he is in Boat Quay.

He was standing there like a male model exhibiting himself? Nope, more likely I think he waiting for somebody to appear. I knew him too well.



He is ever omnipresent where girls are concern. Let talk just a little about him, shall we?

I knew Amos 10 years ago when I joined my second company after NS. He is my boss's son. When he was young, he had suffered from brain damage rarely occurs as a result of high fever.

Despite of his low IQ, he quite shrewd and cunning. Trust me, he has conned quite a numbers of people, no true harm done though. At times I wonder if he did not suffer any brain damage, I am very sure he will be a very resourceful person.

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SINGAPORE : The Chairman of Premier Taxis was fined $1,000 in the Subordinate Courts on Monday, escaping a jail term for his road rage act. (He attacked a motorist after a traffic collision along Bukit Timah Road in May 2003.)

If he was a Ah Beng, I'm sure he will get jail term and stroke of the rottan. Folks, what we have here is one country, two systems or one country, two kind of sentences. Damn sad to see our legal system is indeed so screwed up! The Rich and the F T(foreign talent) can get away with almost anything, I reckon.

Remember sometimes ago, there this drunk Japanese chap was being fined ONLY after pushing and punching a policeman. If he a poor Singaporean, he will end up doing time and some polishing of his backside.

Damn, the poor always will remain 2nd class citizen here. I am really disappointed with Spore now. I hope there will be a review of the case.

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It's my off day, it's Bear off day as well. When Batman and Robin meet, it's JB time.

Time: 1300hrs
Location: Woodland MRT
Temp: 34C
Mood: Over the moon
Wallet: SGD100.00

After meeting Bear, going across the causeway was breeze as there was not much vehicles and human traffic were extremely light. My desire was only food as this moment as I have not eaten anything yet in the morning. Bear is different for he has excess blubber that I reckon without food, he can survive at least a week. Talk about survivor, huh.

Location: JB
Wallet: RM231.00 (After changing currency)

We went to this run-down coffee shop to have clay pot curry fish head. Outside the building is poorly or no maintenance at all. Inside ventilation was poor, cracked and worn out pavements were common. However, I have no interest in becoming a safety officer. My sole concern is my curry fish head.

I took this 2 pictures in quick successive and please take a look at this.
(was full)
(half full)

Do you realise that second picture show the curry fish head had shrunk rapidly compare with the first? I may lie but the picture clearly do not.
After all these years now then I'm clear, this man utterly has no conscience.
Damage: RM21.00 (Clay pot curry fish for 2 persons and 3 cans of coke)

Went to City Square to walk around hunting for any bargain goods. Not much happening as you can see.
(Aimlessly looking)
(Aimlessly dreaming)

One part of the shopping mall's section convert to Bugis/HMV like style where they are all selling those Japanese wannabe clothes.
Finally Bear found what he wanted.
(Brought same design but in black colour)
Damage: RM20.00 (The t-shirt and it's new owner has same in common. A red devil inside them - Cannot forget my fish head)

Took a cab to holiday plaza which is also Bear's favourite place. This shopping centre had one of the most concentrate of number hair saloons found. I think it about 20+ didn't do actually count though. Outside the fierce weather was relentless and hostile and my short term goal was water.

Taking a break from walking.



Took a cab to this place.
(It's somewhere along the side)
We went for foot massage and for an hour it costs RM33 only.

Dinner time calling and to this restaurant called, “Lavender Bistro”. We ordered chicken soups to go along our meal.



Here is my overall assessment.
The establishment looks most impressive.
The waiter/waitress looks professional.
Services looks promising.
Foods looks mouth-watering.

(This is my lamb steak)
(This is Bear's chicken)

Artwork on the food and Bear stared at his food, saying, “so nice.....so nice.....so nice”


But look can be so deceiving and it taste like a precooked food. Simply sucks with capital S.
It is so bad even Bear complaint to the captain.
Damage: $54.00/-

Unsatisfied man is an angry man. One day your hair looks great, and the next, a disaster, right? This is what we maybe experiencing now what is known as the bad hair day. We took a cab back town and have our hair washed, our ears clean.




Once again both of us are intoxicated with delighted.

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Got a sms from Melvin and it says, “Wife having class tonight, I'm free, want to meet?”

Ah, I see Melvin's wife is letting her leash off Melvin's neck again. He's like a child, letting out once in a blue moon to have fun in the playground by a strict mother. Somehow I got this feeling my friend is very much afraid of his wife. Obedient is a good thing? It depend on individual, I guess.

We decided to meet at HMV, there has a cafe we could drink some coffee and engaged some idle talk. Along the way, he suddenly called me and wanted change of location. Why, what happened? Surely something is going on, I need to know badly. I want some answer! After some interrogation on my part, he finally let the cat out of the bag. “My wife and her friend were having coffee at HMV before their class at 6:00pm”, he confessed.

Holy mama, when I heard this, I had a seizures like a thousand volts run through my body.

What more can I comment? What more can I write?
All I can say is, “Houston, we have a problem.”

Some people are better off single, and some people are better off married. God created men and women for marriage, but he gave some people the gift of being _______(Come on, be creative & fill in the blank yourself)

So I ended up meeting him in Plaza Singapore instead.

(Beyond my smile, there is hidden pain)

Went to the food court for dinner and guess what? I met a old classmate and have not seen her for 19 years. I didn't take any pics because I was too deeply engross in my conversation with her. Found out she is still not married and I quickly got her mobile number. Next move on her, still planning.

Since Melvin..........I mean WE can't go to HMV, we proceeded to another cafe for “kopi” session.

(There he was, enjoyed a cup of Mocha)

Oh........I forget, along the way we passed by Centrepoint and I noticed somebody very familiar. I had flashback of having seen this person on TV before, particular those sideburns of his. It took awhile for me to register that I just walked past J B Jeyaretnam, the iconic ex-opposition leader in Singapore politics. Today Mr JB Jeyaretnam has been reduce to peddling his book in front of Centrepoint on Tuesday only. This man deserve my overwhelming respect and admiration. How many of you dare to stand up for something, held to your belief, knowing very well you would pay the ultimate price in the end?

I bought a copy of his book and got him to autograph it.
Where is Melvin? He was standing 20 metre away from me.

Maybe he is afraid some undercover detectives lurking ready to surprise him?
Maybe he's shy?
Maybe he's keeping a low profile.
I don't know, I really don't know.
One of these days, I am going interview him and dedicate one page of my website to post his Qns & Ans.

(That's the book which I brought)

After some gossip and kopi session, we went to Wisma Atria looking for Bear as he knocking off at 9:30pm. You know Bear, despite of his overweight size, he was so soft spoken it like a “guiniang” (female) talking. I had a freaking hard time hearing & understand him about his change of job as he keep confusing me.

(Brothers in arm)

Currently he's working at “Pretty Fit” and sometimes ago he told me he's going to work at “Beetle Bug”. 2 days back tells me working at “Beetle Bug” already and today I found him working in “Pretty Fit” at Wistra. Really, I was confused as George Bush in a topless bar.

It is only when I cross examine him the next day I found out that “Pretty Fit and “Beetle Bug” are the SAME company. By the way, Bear never tell me about the same company, he assume that I know.

Like I said before and I say it again, “Assumption is the mother of all blunder.” By the way, Bear will be transfer to “Beetle bug” Parkway outlet on 28 of Feb.

We, the three Amigo made our way to Gluttons Square, near Somerset mrt for our supper.

(They eat, I snap pics)

The first Amigo, Andy the Bear.

(Clearly looking overweight)

The second Amigo, Melvin the Jediman.

(Clearly is the timid)

The third Amigo, Nick the blogger.

(Clearly is The One)

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Someone told me this story over the phone few days ago.

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The Mississippi River was flooding its banks and the waters were rising around Clem's house. The waters had gotten to the level of the front porch where Clem was standing. A man in a rowboat came by and called to Clem, "Hop in and I'll take you to high ground."

Clem replied, "No, my God will save me!"

The river continued to rise to the second story windows and Clem, looking out, saw a powerboat come up. The man in the powerboat called to Clem, "Hop in and I'll take you to high ground."

Clem replied, "No, my God will save me!"

The river had now risen to the roof of the house. Clem was sitting on the ridge at the top of the house, with the waters swirling around his feet. He saw a helicopter fly over and the people inside yelled over a bull horn, "Grab the rope and climb in and we'll take you to high ground."

Clem replied, "No, my God will save me!"

The river continued to rise and finally it engulfed the house and Clem was drowned. The next thing he knew, Clem was standing before his God. In anger, he asked God, "I put my trust in you. Why have you forsaken me?"

And his God replied, "What do you want from me? I sent you a rowboat, a powerboat, and a helicopter!"

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Moral of the story?

Well, actually this person is helping me to make a decison by telling me this story. Anyway, here my story back to the mysterious person.

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WHERE WAS GOD ON SEPT 11TH?

God was very busy the morning of September 11th.

He was trying to discourage anyone from taking the hijackers' flights. Those four flights together held over 1000 passengers yet there were only 266 aboard.

He was on 4 commercial flights giving terrified passengers the ability to stay calm. Not one of the family members who were called by a loved one on any of the highjacked planes said that passengers were screaming in the background.

On one of the flights, He was giving strength to passengers to overtake the hijackers. In addition, one flight He grounded altogether. Who knows how many other planes never accomplished the terrorists' missions.

He was busy trying to create obstacles for employees at the World Trade Center. Only around 20,000 were at the towers when the first jet hit. Since the buildings hold over 50,000 workers, this was a miracle in itself. How many of the people who were employed at the WTC told the media that they were late for work or they had traffic delays.

He was holding up 2-110 story buildings so that 2/3 of the workers could get out. I was so amazed that the top of the towers didn't topple when the jets impacted.

He was patiently waiting for his children to join forces and love one another again. He opened our eyes and listened to our prayers. He has given us comfort, guidance and compassion. Satan's work has failed and I thank God for that. God was very busy on September 11th and I thank him for that, too...

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Moral of the story?

Our outlook on life depends on the way we look at things. What others may think as riches, others may want. The most important things in life are your friends, family, good humor and a positive attitude towards life. If you have these then you have everything!


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Sunday, just another working day for me. Phui!

I found out that the Japanese singer, Hitomi also have a blog.

One of her song, love 2000 (click on it)

Her blog (click on it) - Go to the following pages.

It her 10th anniversary 'live' tour blog and it all about her tour & concert. Since it is so "in" for people, including celebrities to blog, it make me wonder if those Jap AV girls have a blog of their own as well? Maybe write something about their work.

Oh, that would be very interesting indeed. Hahaha


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First increment into the Roaster year is cigarettes prices up by $1.50. For major brand, a pack of 20 sticks of cigarettes now costs $11.00/-. I can see the Government REALLY cared for the peasant. Ban drugs, ban opium but not cigarettes? As a heavy smoker, they might as well ban it so I can truly quit then.

Melvin's wife is letting her chain off on Melvin today and he came over my place. Like a starving animal being unleash, he devour his food promptly.





Went up to my house and we drank beers and do some chitchat on our life. 2.5 hours later, he went off to fetch his wife at Orchard. I guess he is a free animal for only few hours and the leash is back on.

During the course of the conversation, I learned that he finally knows how to do housework. I must says, his wife did a great job.


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One of the good thing about my company is that, it quite "bo chap' (don't care) so long you done your job. In fact most of the times, I surf the net from 9 to 5.

This is my office table, you see something next to my monitor?



Yup, I was drinking beer in the afternoon taken from office pantry. Hey, I am no alcoholic, it just damn hot today, need to quench thirst as the matter of fact. Life at times, seems good to me.

I was invited to this party as my company have dealing with this hotel and the invitation card stated dress code: Traditional attire/smart casual. What is a traditional attire?



Sorry, I'm really ignorant in this area. Since I'm a Chinese, am I suppose to wear those Chinese worker's outfit in blue or grey and caps otherwise known as Mao suits. (Two-piece Chinese suit with a tunic-style jacket with a stand-up collar worn by Chairman Mao Zedong and the Chinese people under his regime).

So me and my three other colleagues went after work.
We came, we saw, we got a shocked.

The staffs who greeted us at the entrance, one was in a Japanese kimono outfit, another in Chinese kungfu shirt and yet another; see the lady in pink?



The staffs were wearing traditional attire but not the guest there.



They have belly dancer to entertain the guests and my eyes feasting on her. Yum Yum





I must say, they have very nice buffets with free flowing of beers & wines to go along. I was drinking until I could drink no more (Consider the fact, I'm driving back).

I scanned around and realise I am the only one who wear jeans. Who cares, I thought to myself and then someone tap my shoulder and strike a conversation with me. He said, “Sir, you are not in traditional attire?” I took a brief look, there was this chap in business attire with a tie and I reply.

Me: But I am

Him: You are wearing a shirt with jeans, doesn't look traditional to me.

Me: That's where you are wrong.

Him: Huh?

My answer bewildered him, so I quickly explained, “I'm in my traditional Ah Beng's wear.”

And I go on, “Today I forgot to wear my 1 kg of gold chain”

Having said that I proudly showed him my back jeans pocket and revealed a sharp-pointed comb hoping to impress him.

I added,
Me: Just now you called me 'sir' that the first time someone to call me 'sir' without adding 'you're making a scene' which is the characteristic of Beng.

He looked daze and I politely excuse myself for going to the gent as I told him, I needed to comb my hair.

Anyway, I left the place at 7:30pm as I have to wake up the next day at 3:30am for work.


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The SAGA continue...........

There is a ship coming in this Sunday, no prize for guessing who will be attending. Yup, it ME again, all thank to 'siew ren'. Tell me folks, if you are me, will you not get mad?

I get absolutely infuriated of course.

There were voices within me telling go for confrontation, a showdown. But I did not. There one thing I learned during my relationship with Rachel that was, speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you'll ever regret.

So the best remedy for anger is delay.
Breathe in....breathe out......breathe in....breathe out

Ouch...I'm so good in anger management, somebody give me a kiss for encouragement.(Girls only)

In order to counter this 'siew ren', I asked my colleagues and found out every temple there this mediums who offer their services to “beat siew ren”. Hmm....that was quite interesting and what kind of 'beating' should I ask? I wonder if they use some needles to poke the paper dolls as like in the movie.

Wow, it seem cruel to me.

All I want is only for him to unable to sustain an erection, in other words becomes impotent. Am I asking too much?

I think NOT.


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It used to be that Yu Sheng, the Chinese New Year prosperity tossed salad platter, could only be found after the first few days of the new year. It's traditionally eaten on "Ren-ri", meaning Man's Birthday, which falls on the seventh day of the first lunar month. The whole of our company went to Laguna National Golf And Country Club to have our lunch.

The first dish was Yu Sheng, where we were told to start mixing the dish by tossing it in the air - the higher the better. It symbolises “May everyone here see their fortune rise higher with each toss.”

Really, I would rather believe going to a temple using one of my shoes, beating a picture of 'siew ren'. This will see my "fortune rise higher with each beat."

Here a picture,



Take note, I was very carefully not to included my colleagues' faces is because I THINK they will make a mountain out of a mole hill if ever they found out about my blog.


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The first time I spend Valentine day with a gal was about 15 years ago. I was a freaking nerd to begin with and no sirs, I haven't quite turn into Ah Beng yet.

So once a upon time about 15 years back, both of us were walking towards Marine Square when we were 'ambushed' by opportunist who sells flowers on that special day.

Carol was her name, glance shyly at me. Tell me folks, what does that indicate? It take no intelligence master to figure that she wants the flowers.

All I have to say is........God, can give me a time machine so I could travel back in time.

Happy Valentine's Day to all you lover out there.


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All thanks to a certain “Siew ren” (backstabber), I have had a wonderful afternoon working today. I know, it's Sunday. I'm sure he must be happy as pig eating shit.

I wouldn't want to waste my bandwidth writing on that a smart aleck like him, would I?

On my way to work, Roger send me an MMS. He saw Amos aka Siew Hui at Golden Landmark Hotel where Roger is working there. I must say, Roger is getting pretty good at his mini detective work.







What is he doing there? To be honest, only God knows.

Rachel, Roger, Bear and Melvin all met him before so this “famous” dude need no further introduction. If I were write something about him, I need 3 days, 3 nights and that only just the beginning.

Some of you folks might be pester by church group trying to convert you to Christian before or some salesperson insists selling you some useless item. Some might torment by insurance..............torment is such a strong word to use.

Let me rephrase, some might asked by their insurance adviser/planner to purchase their plan and I'm sure somehow or rather you have a hard time declining their good intention isn't it?

Not Amos aka Siew Hui, he had no problem whatsoever. As the matter of fact, all those people avoid him.

Back to insurance, what I implied was in general. If Rachel & Stephanie were to asked me to buy, of course I will.
**Ahem**

Met up Bear after work and we decided on a movie called “Constantine” Hey, it Bear's treat and Bear was out shopping the whole day before I met up with him. I don't know what has happened to him but I caught him grinning from time to time.

Here I am, freaking miserable having had to work on Sunday and he's seem gleeful.

After some of my usual threathen and interrogate style, he finally confessed that he brought valentine gifts some 2 girls he trying to court.

Not bad, 2 girls some more, right?

Wrong, if you only ..........well I keep it a secret for now.

Since Bear paying for movie, I paid for dinner and we went to Soup restaurant .




A picture tells a thousand words and I couldn't describe any better. Bear obviously was enjoying his food.

Look at Bear's pant, not only do he looked like a samsui women but he present himself like a gay, if you ask me.



Am I thinking too much?

Back to the movie “Constantine”, I strongly recommend go for it.


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Here I am, getting pissed of by a “siew ren” (backstabber) at my work place yet again. No matter what, there will always be an “siew ren” everywhere and anywhere. This Mr “siew ren” aka the backstabber is even worst than the one who always borrow money from me.

These are times when I wonder if it was the very nature of “siew ren' that drove some monks during ancient times to seek peace from the world by living as hermits. There are some people who like to alone, a loner you might call them and probably they were victimised by “siew ren” before.

If he was in the WWII era, I bet he would becomes a traitor to his country.

As a civilise person, I'm not playing into the games of the underhand.
BUT,

One of these days I'm going to beat him so hard that his sperm would flow out from his nostrils and he would beg to be crawl back the very hole he was born.

Sorry folk, I got carried away.

He was never in my league when it come to “debating” that's why he do the things he does best..........that is to become a ' siew ren”. I need to clarify I do not like to argue, in fact I hate it. He is always the one who initiate my wrath.

The difference between backstabber and genius(I'm not refering to myself) is the that genius has its limits, whereas a backstabber, you figure out yourself.

Ok, Nick....cool down. (Telling myself)
Breathe in......breathe out......breathe in......breathe out.

After work, I met up with my ex-classmate whom I known since 1985.




It like a yearly ritual for us to meet after the Lunar New Year which we went to the same place, “River Hongbao” at Marine......year after year.
Amazing isn't it?

After looking back this pic, I conclude that,



Once a Ah Beng, always a Ah Beng, me included.

(Because of this joker...I have no mood to write more on my outing with my classmates)


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My ship came in at 0530hrs and I have to wake up at 0500hrs.

Which mean one thing.

WORK!

Normally, I get really piss of having to work public holiday esp during the New Year. But............when I think of the last 2 days I don't have a ship, I really thankful.

Like my slogan, “Always look on the bright side of life.”

A happy and prosperous new year to everybody!
We welcome the Rooster year and not all bird are desire, like the bird flu.

The Lunar New Year is the most significant festival for ethnic Chinese around the world, wherever they come from. It a time for family reunions and of course red packets. As the first day in the New Year is spent with your immediate family.

My sister and my brother in law were the first to arrive, paying their respect and New Year's greeting to my mum. My elder brother and my sister in law followed and my younger brother and his family were the last to arrives. Together we had our lunch together and everybody stay for dinner as well.

The lunar New Year is my favorite holiday not so much of red packets silly you, but because it an occasion for reconciliation, it's a time when old grudges are cast aside amidst an atmosphere of warmth and friendliness.

It's the eve of the Lunar New Year!

This is one of the few days that I view is very important. It's because of the traditional reunion dinner.

Celebrations for the Chinese New Year start with the family dinner on the eve. Family members even living afar would rush back home for this dinner. A fully assembled family symbolizes a united family. For the whole family to sit together around the table and enjoy a sumptuous reunion dinner is the most important part of our Chinese culture.

My brother in-law's sister whom married to a American would make her annual trip back here for dinner and the celebration of the New Year.

I am extremely thankful that I do not have any vessel to attend.

Last year, our reunion dinner was held at my elder brother's house and my sister-in law did the cooking. I still remember she cooked a dish called, “Buddha jump over the wall” which alone costs a few hundreds dollars because of the ingredients.

This year was at my younger brother's place and the maid mostly did all the cooking. Sheesh............my mum getting lazy liao hor.

The year of the rooster is coming.......

I would like to take this opportunity give my thanks for that have happened in the year of the Monkey.

Firstly, I am most appreciated for the increases in cigarettes prices and yes, I'm a heavy smoker. I know the government cared for the general public health that's why. Also I'm please to know the GST were also up. GST up 5% for a good cause that is to generate economy, I suppose.

Recently the maid levies went up too!

Hey, our transport fares were up as well. Transport fares must increase because our Minister said that our cost of transport is one of the lowest in the world. I fully support their wise decision.

What else is up? How can I forget eggs, selling at a record price of $5.00 to $6.00 for a dozen.

The biggest increase must be our President's salary! A whopping over 2 million dollars a year. A man such as his talent is worth every penny, I must say.
What his job scope by the way?

I thank we had such a good year, I really look forward for the rooster year. (sarcastic)


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My maxonline was up and running today.

I went for wireless and have free broadband router, cable modem and wireless adapter.

Oh, WIRELESS.......I love it. I have been waiting for this promotion for a long time liao.

My singnet email will end this 12 Feb.

Please direct all corresponds to nickhow@gmail.com

Bear went for an interview and found a new job!

It's still in the sales line though, Beetle Bug was the brand.
What is Beetle Bug?

It is not an insect, it's sells some of the trendiest footwear. The ladies section boasts a variety of slippers, sandals, heels and slip-ons that catch your immediate attention with their attractive designs. While the mens section boast some of the trendiest sandals.

Ah,......just promoting for Ah Bear and sometimes I wonder why I don't become a salesman myself.



We went to catch a movie at Bugis.



In the show there was this martial art chap and his body tattoos which consists of various animals like eagles, snake, bear can comes out of his body to launch an attack.

Sound very powerful right?

Nah, the moment his tattoos animals came out, he was in a trance and it was child's play to have him killed.

My advise don't watch! What a waste of money.

Have you ever seen an old photo of yourself and been embarrassed at the way you looked? Did we actually dress like that? Yes, we did and we had no idea how silly we looked back then. The hair, the clothes and even our posture look weird.

I was looking back some of my old photographs taken when I was about 16 years old, I was most shocked to see a nerd posing for the camera. Who is this mama's boy? On closing inspection, I found it was MYSELF.

My T-shirt is neatly tucked in with a silly looking belt to go along. My short hair is comb perfectly almost from side to side. Seriously, I looked extremely ridiculous. But I will not put up my old picture here, as I don't want to humiliate myself. Yes, it that bad, even I want to puke.

So that why I'm putting up of you guys pictures in my blog/website, so maybe 10 years from now, I looked back, I might have a good laugh.

I got my red packet early!

My launch operator, the company provide us launch/boat to the anchorage gave us (operation dept only) red packets which I suppose was a thank you gesture for using their services. For the past 2 years, I received $100 and this year I got a 100% increase.

Yeah, it $200/-. This is by far the largest amount in a single red packet I got for the Chinese Lunar New Year. Talk about increase, there is no increment in my pay. Just one word.

Suck!

Probably I will use some of the money to buy a cartoon of beer and drink myself silly. Hahah. Since I'm on my favorite beer subject, I need to come clean.

Last time, when I go to a pub out with my ex-colleagues, I would tell them I already had like 2 jug of beers as some ladies arrived later. In fact I had a jug, but I need an excuse to behave “that” way. Whahaha.

Also I would said, “Who got the next round”
In fact, I haven't brought a round yet, that is for diverting attention. Whahaha

Since I'm on the subject pub, if you are in a pub/disco probably the word “excuse me” meant something like this.

“Excuse me.” (male to male): Get out of my way.

“Excuse me.” (male to female): I'm going to grope you.

“Excuse me.” (female to male): Don't think of groping me, just get out of my way.

“Excuse me.” (female to female): Move your butt. Who do you think you are anyway, coming here dressing like a tramp, missy? Get your eyes off my man or I'll slap you like a slut.

Tell me people, why do some morons like to irritate me as like to arouse my self-control.
Why?

Why do some people always like to bother me as if I'm a slave to them?
Why?

That a saying,..............
Give them a girl, they want virgin.
Give them a virgin, they want virgin with big boobs.
(Sorry for my unrefined statement)

Who are the idiots?
One is my friend(Mr C) and the other is still my friend (Mr W) however these 2 retarded are not in my website. They don't even my website existed but their identities remain discreet for the time being.

Thought of the day: If it looks like an asshole, sounds like an asshole, and walks like an asshole, it's likely to be a WC.

On the brighter side, I was invited to my former company for their annual lunch on the 10 Feb and many of my ex-colleagues whom already left the company are invited as well.

So I received this call from Miss H (She resign 6 months after I left the company). That is almost 4 years ago.

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H: Nick, you going back on the 10 Feb?
Me: Yup, if there is no ship on that day?
H: I'm not going back?
Me: Why?
H: Because the company promise me to give me a gift when I quit but they didn't...lor
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I am most amused; women remember everything, big or small issue.